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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 8:39:55 AM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 11:15:00 AM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 2:57:06 PM   
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Pam Enthralls Total Absurdity

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 3:26:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy

you're both wrong, it's:

Pam Enthralls Total Absurdity


SoulAlloy, you are the wisest member of the Absurd Club. We honor your wisdom. i hereby make you our official Sage and Soothsayer.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 4:19:15 PM   
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The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"

The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 4:40:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SuzeQ

A mushroom walks into a bar.

The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"

The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."


Well done, Suze. For telling an exceptionally bad joke, you get 200 absurd points, and a "nyah...nyah..nyah"!

Your membership has already been accepted, and i now appoint you Official Court Jester. i trust that you will perform your new duties admirably. **hands Suze the very serious looking goofy hat and shoes, and nods, gravely**

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 5:08:44 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 5:59:24 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 7:00:33 PM   
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We need stats on all paqrcipitants, as well as participants.

Something like that.

T^T

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 7:21:34 PM   
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she reviews the recent posts and is not overly impressed. she decides it is time for some drastic fucking action and walks out vowing to return shortly.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 7:23:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Hey hey, this point system, unless you know your math you could fuck it all up. You could have people suing you. For what I don't know, but they so anyway.

We need stats on all paqrcipitants, as well as participants.

Something like that.


Hehehe.  Guess what, Termy? You've just been appointed the official club lawyer.  God help us all.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 7:31:50 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 9:03:34 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 9:11:05 PM   
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Wouldn't it be nice?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 9:27:40 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 9:51:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Wouldn't it be nice if little dachshunds lived inside the town of Oyster Bay?
Wouldn't it be nice if we could roast and toast them up in every kind of way?
Wouldn't it be nice?


Thank you, dcnovice, i have often wondered that myself.  We welcome you, and thank you for bringing your absurdness to out thread.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 9:57:15 PM   
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*Tap tap* Ahem!, Testing one two three *Tap tap*

<Takes a deep breath>

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 10:21:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

<Sashays up to the mic.>

*Tap tap* Ahem!, Testing one two three *Tap tap*

<Takes a deep breath>

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

<Turns and walks away, flipping her skirt up as she exits>


Thank you, Heather, that is a most astute observation.  Welcome to the Absurd Club.  We are thrilled to have you with us.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 10:48:41 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 10:53:30 PM   
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