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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:20:28 PM   
Termyn8or


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Straitjacket in aisle three.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:23:34 PM   
Termyn8or


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I suggest mass quantities of substances of abuse.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:27:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy

In my honoured position of sage, you shall hear a tale:

Once upon a time there was a dark lord of crabs.

He came to the world and demanded our finest dish. He was first appeased by the willow pattern, but returned again the following day, demanding our finest carrot. This we could not find so we painted a tree orange.

The crab lord was once again appeased, but again he returned, demanding our finest pussy. This we would not do, no lord of crabs would go near our fine pussies.

The wrath of the crab lord was terrible, he opened many chains of delightful restaurants and doughnut bars.

Then when all hope was lost our might war-tortoises marched, driving the dark crab lord to the ocean, where the salt water made him shrink to nothing.


Thank you for that, oh sage, but there's something a little fishy about that tale. i know perfectly well that war-tortoises don't march, they skip. Other than that, very well done indeed.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:32:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Delilya


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

You're all mentally insane.


Yep, got's me the paper work to prove it.



Delilya, thank you for attending so diligently to your paperwork. i will make sure to lick that over yesterday. Furthermore, i proclaim you the Honorable Club Paper Clip. We thank you in advance for your services.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:35:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

"There is no need for anyone to have a point in the Absurd Club. As a matter of fact, we discourage it. "

I suggest mass quantities of substances of abuse.



That's a good idea, Official Legal Expert, but i suspect most club members manage to be without a point pretty well on their own. i know i do.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:38:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Delilya

http://youtu.be/TzwGfP98vGM


1 billion absurd points for another first rate creepy entry. The points go backwards, by the way. When you get as few as 7 points, you get a jacuzzi full of jello.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:39:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

"There is no need for anyone to have a point in the Absurd Club. As a matter of fact, we discourage it. "

I suggest mass quantities of substances of abuse.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:41:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

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ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

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You're all mentally insane.
Mentally insane as opposed to physically insane?


You... stop making confuse situation. 


It's obvious Nocturnal Stalker meant to say, stop making Kung Fu situation. A very absurd post, and welcome to the Absurd Club, NocturalStalker. You and Heather may now delight us with another Kung Fu situation.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:50:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		i can see those pills turned you into a cat, Christina. Please be careful. We have not yet rid ourselves from our infestation of vampire rats. They like to suck the blood of sweet felines like yourself. You may wish to purchase some rat repellent. Take care of yourself, for heaven's sake.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:56:46 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:57:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

i can see those pills turned you into a cat, Christina. Please be careful. We have not yet rid ourselves from our infestation of vampire rats. They like to suck the blood of sweet felines like yourself. You may wish to purchase some rat repellent. Take care of yourself, for heaven's sake.

pam




Iz too late...






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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 10:59:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Endivius

How many food stamps will I need to trade for a Christina cat, and can I get one with scotch gaurd built in?


Scotch guard?!! You'd do much better with Bacardi guard.

Trust me...I know of which I speak... (pretty much)

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 11:07:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Endivius

How many food stamps will I need to trade for a Christina cat, and can I get one with scotch gaurd built in?


Fluffernutter. And yes, but you have to drink the scotch.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 11:07:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

"And that is the tale of Avatar 3, coming soon to a planet near you. "

Straitjacket in aisle three.

T^T


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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 11:09:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
Iz too late...


i don't know, it looks like they're having fun to me.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 11:13:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy
Your gift of a straightjacket is duly accepted as a wise and noble act


Now you must show thanks and give our Honored Termy a wedgie. As everyone knows, this is expected when someone receives the gift of a straightjacket.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/23/2011 11:27:49 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/24/2011 7:56:44 AM   
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My beard and I are debating the legitimacy of wedgies.


Which side of the argument is your beard taking?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/24/2011 9:20:25 AM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/24/2011 10:31:56 AM   
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