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Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/25/2006 8:44:25 AM   
ErtcWickdWanda


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From: San Diego, CA & Honolulu Hawaii
Status: offline 		 $ 6.50 The cost of a  cab ride to Waikiki's Ho' stroll
 
 $ 65.00 The cost of a room for 30 min, with clean sheets.
 
 $ 250.00 the cost of getting the prostitute to do half & half with 
    out a rubber.
 
 Pricessless:  The look on your wifes face when she finds out you
    gave her the clap.
 
         Heehehee

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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/25/2006 1:38:57 PM   
Lidh2l


Posts: 74
Joined: 5/22/2006
Status: offline 		Disposable, film-integrated camera:  $17.00
Hotel room:  $40.00
Hospital bill for sprained spine: $376.81
Irrefutable proof that you can suck your own dick:  Fuckin' priceless

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I want a girl who's to sad to give a fuck...
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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/25/2006 2:46:24 PM   
RubberWitch


Posts: 1368
Joined: 7/27/2005
Status: offline 		3 doses of rohypnol £8
cab fare from your old school to the Turkish sauna, £34
Digital camcorder £199
6 brawny "massures" for half an hour £340
Server costs £25

A lasting and devilish revenge on your old PE teacher.. priceless

J

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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/25/2006 2:51:14 PM   
gooddogbenji


Posts: 5094
Joined: 11/15/2005
From: Toronto
Status: offline 		1 large, weighted net - $134.19
Cab ride home, including necessary bribes - $300.00
Hammer, hacksaw, and drill set - $356.97

Having the perfect, flexible, willing, masochistic, obedient, slutty slave of your dreams - Priceless!

Yours,


benji

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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/25/2006 3:48:46 PM   
fastlane


Posts: 2159
Joined: 5/26/2005
Status: offline 		Flight to Egypt....$987
One guide ...........$300
Two camels........$400
My Harem..........$1,141
jack-off material for a lifetime........PRICELESS

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Just because it hurts, doesn't necessarily make it a bad thing.

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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/25/2006 4:21:29 PM   
gooddogbenji


Posts: 5094
Joined: 11/15/2005
From: Toronto
Status: offline 		Fastlane's Fantasy - $2828.00
Video Camera - $96.34
Registration for www.30secondsintheFastlane.com - $8.99/year

Blackmail material for a lifetime - Priceless!

Yours,


benji

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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/25/2006 5:08:31 PM   
fastlane


Posts: 2159
Joined: 5/26/2005
Status: offline 		BAD DOG.....BAD,BAD,DOG

You kinky lil mutt, you love it.....smiles and throws Benji a bone...Priceless. Kevin

Down boy...Dayum!

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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/25/2006 6:50:49 PM   
FloridaISIS


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

Flight to Egypt....$987
One guide ...........$300
Two camels........$400
My Harem..........$1,141
jack-off material for a lifetime........PRICELESS


Receiving the intended effect  ........PRICELESS

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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/25/2006 6:53:01 PM   
FloridaISIS


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lidh2l

Disposable, film-integrated camera:  $17.00
Hotel room:  $40.00
Hospital bill for sprained spine: $376.81
Irrefutable proof that you can suck your own dick:  Fuckin' priceless


Gives a whole new meaning to c--k sucker

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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/26/2006 7:14:49 AM   
RubberWitch


Posts: 1368
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Status: offline 		Yup, it gives you the sort of smugness reserved for Jehovas witnesses and Mac users to have that cast iron retort to "Go fuck yourself"

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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/26/2006 11:46:01 AM   
innocentJenna


Posts: 30
Joined: 4/21/2006
Status: offline 		one romantic cruise for two......$1500

an assortement of kinky toys to spice things up....$400

more lube than anyone could ever need....$50

the look on your wifes face when she gets the bill a month after you left her for your secretary.....PRICELESS


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RE: Write Your Own Master Card Comercial. - 5/30/2006 6:32:41 AM   
ErtcWickdWanda


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From: San Diego, CA & Honolulu Hawaii
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lidh2l

Disposable, film-integrated camera:  $17.00
Hotel room:  $40.00
Hospital bill for sprained spine: $376.81
Irrefutable proof that you can suck your own dick:  Fuckin' priceless


Fantastic!!!
 
       That was great!, I am glad this one got some play off it!... I loved them all, reallr!!... You think that Master Card Might Use Any Of Them ????

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