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GreedyTop -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 11:00:01 AM)
yeah? well, my derails are better that your attempts to derail a derail!! so, NYAH!!

crazyml -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 11:25:35 AM)
Have any of you lewzers actually entered a pissing contest? I got into a real genuine pissing contest a few years ago - It was the "how high up the wall can you piss" variation. It was won by an Australian girl, who dropped her jeans, lay down on her back, scootched up close enough to the wall to rest her heels on it, and then pissed like a fucking fire hydrant. I shit you not.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 11:27:30 AM)
Dang!! I would have paid money to see that, srsly!!

Marc2b -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 11:36:06 AM)
quote: My tits are spectacular. Prove it! No pics, no proof! I perved your profile and do I get a nice pic of some awesome ta-tas? Nooooooooo.... I get a flower. It is a pretty flower though. Are you really 99 years old? If so, then I don't want to see your tits after all. Nothing personal in that but if I want to see wrinkly, sagging flesh I just need to look in the mirror.

Marc2b -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 11:39:18 AM)
quote: now these are spectacular tits: http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3313645 All right! Now were getting somewhere!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 11:40:59 AM)
Jeeeeeez people I am on page 23 of the boob thread!! and repeated later on!! Hardest thing I ever did on the web, post that.

IrishMist -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 11:41:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eleveninchgirth Why do so many topics end up as pathetic pissing contests Because [8D]

VaguelyCurious -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 12:49:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crazyml Lewser-er-er You're all lewzinators who can't even spell the word loser correctly. My boast? Well: I can confirm that Peon has superbly chiselled buttocks. Hah! Beat that, suckerzzzzzzz. [:D]

NocturnalStalker -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 1:04:41 PM)
Retarded.

OsideGirl -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 1:30:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious My boast? Well: I can confirm that Peon has superbly chiselled buttocks. Hah! Beat that, suckerzzzzzzz. [:D] Damn!

Iamsemisweet -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 2:10:28 PM)
Stick with "what is your cat doing", OP. That thread never turns into a pissing contest.

TheFireWithinMe -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 3:18:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crazyml Oh right! You and your lame "I'm so great" posts. You're just in pathetic denial about the fact that my posts are sooo much better. Lewser HEY piss off! peon's twice the man you'll ever be. You should count yourself lucky if you get to post on the same threads he posts on.

SailingBum -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 4:37:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus My tits are spectacular. What in the HELL do you bitches know about great tits...ONLY a mans discerning eye can tell good tits from great tits. You can always tell a fantastic set of boobage cuz my hand prints are all over them... BadOne

TheFireWithinMe -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 4:55:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SailingBum quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus My tits are spectacular. What in the HELL do you bitches know about great tits...ONLY a mans discerning eye can tell good tits from great tits. You can always tell a fantastic set of boobage cuz my hand prints are all over them... BadOne Free translation: git yer tits out!

Lucylastic -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 5:21:21 PM)
I think ladies know a great pair of tits... we dont lose our braincells looking at them dispassionately!!!!!!![:D]

SailingBum -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 5:34:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe quote: ORIGINAL: SailingBum quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus My tits are spectacular. What in the HELL do you bitches know about great tits...ONLY a mans discerning eye can tell good tits from great tits. You can always tell a fantastic set of boobage cuz my hand prints are all over them... BadOne Free translation: git yer tits out! Dats Zactly what I'm talking bout!!!! BadOne

TheFireWithinMe -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 5:38:41 PM)
I don't understand why people say men are hard to figure out, it isn't THAT hard. [sm=dunno.gif]

Endivius -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 6:23:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe I don't understand why people say men are hard to figure out, it isn't THAT hard. [sm=dunno.gif] Depends on what part of the anatomy we are discussing.... OP : The reason why threads turn into pissing contests? The answer is obvious -lack of cheesecake.

alexislave4u -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 7:17:57 PM)
its no different here than any other personals website. Seriously some of these threads turn into a " I know you are but what am I" back and forth over and over

LookieNoNookie -> RE: pissing contest (10/26/2011 7:37:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eleveninchgirth Why do so many topics end up as pathetic pissing contests Largely because I've mandated it so. Let me know when you'd like it to stop. I have the quarter....I have the handle.

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