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VaguelyCurious -> OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 3:23:52 AM)

(This is going in off topic because I can't take it seriously enough to be a proper BDSM discussion.)

Yo. People. I've been here a while. Why didn't any of you tell me there was an online BDSM university?

http://bdsmuniversity.org/

I could've been studying for qualifications all this time! I didn't even realise I needed qualifications!

From their bumf for prospective students:
quote:

BDSM University offers it’s student two important things. First and foremost, it offers a formalized education process that you can take at your own pace to learn and understand the BDSM Culture, its traditions and its ways by which we conduct our lives. Second, it gives you a level of credibility within your community (locally, regionally and nationally) that you have successfully spent time learning and seeking to understand the very nature of our Culture. Literally getting your Master’s degree in Mastery or submission. Then when you are interviewing a prospective sub/slave or Master/Dominant, you can ask – if they have completed the education process involved in becoming that which they claim.


Hear that? A level of NATIONAL CREDIBILITY, people! (Notice they don't say WHAT level of national credibility.) I could have been nationally credible to some unspecified level by now if you'd have told me about this! I could have had a 'Master's degree in Mastery'!

And the best bit? For each year you study there, they reward you with leather. And if you study for five? You're gifted with a cover, 'thus showing the community [you] have truly EARNED [your] position and title.' Like a REAL leather person. (Only not, obviously.)

I am BLAMING MY LACK OF A 'TRULY EARNED' COVER ON YOU GUYS, DENIZENS OF COLLARME. This is YOUR FAULT.

FEEL GUILTY.

(Heh.)




myotherself -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 3:42:23 AM)

I got my qualification YEARS ago!

I am a fully certified submittive, and I'm studying for my certificate in slavery as we speak.

Where were you when the mailshots came through the door? [:)]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 3:48:17 AM)

Oh boy I really need to take this course for kidnapping females.  I can live out all my Ted Bundy fantasies then!




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 3:53:14 AM)

Oh God, I was going to seek out a local munch. Thank goodness I didn't because I am unqualified and have no credibility in my community. <hangs head in shame and hides>




LillyBoPeep -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 3:55:12 AM)

some of those topics would be fun demos, but definitely better in person.
i'd like to learn about bootblacking, but no one around here does it. =p

it's an "interesting" idea, but i can see someone saying "oh i took 5 classes on whips" or "i graduated rope suspension classes" without ever having a whip or rope in his/her hand.




DarkSteven -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 4:07:36 AM)

The site is fascinating.  Some of it sounds decent, and some of it sounds ridiculous, like the pics of half-clad 23 year old women everywhere.

The Class list is basically a listing of kinks, which presumably will have classes built up around them.  The faculty list consists of one Dom, who does have good credentials.




ShaharThorne -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 4:54:38 AM)

Make sure you got the things necessary for getting the young ladies...fake cast, crutches, charming smile, devious mind...

I studied Bundy when I was 14yo.  Just something to occupy my mind while failing school (read bored to death).




NocturnalStalker -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 5:14:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Make sure you got the things necessary for getting the young ladies...fake cast, crutches, charming smile, devious mind...

I studied Bundy when I was 14yo.  Just something to occupy my mind while failing school (read bored to death).



You forgot the Volkswagon!




MasterG2kTR -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 6:18:14 AM)

 Is this a fully accredited university? Can I transfer any existing credits?




kalikshama -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 6:27:39 AM)

YOU ARMCHAIR PUNDITS ARE DAMAGING THE COMMUNITY!!!

http://bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=11&Itemid=12

Therefore there needs to be a way to reach the masses and provide them with education that is legitimate. Sites like Alt, CollarMe, Bondage.com and Fetlife, all have great places in the community. But, there is still a great deal of conjecture and confusion that comes with every thread. How many times have you seen a thread where some armchair pundit has some off the wall comment about how safewords are stupid, or something equally as crazy. For every one of these there are 50 people that see that and just take it at face value. Additionally, we have the horror stories and the damage that these people bring to the overall community.




Iamsemisweet -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:05:14 AM)

Do they offer student loans?




Marc2b -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:09:15 AM)

I hear the entrance exams are a bitch... with a whip, a dildo and a pair of nipple clamps.




Arpig -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:11:02 AM)

And only $10/credit hour!!! But a maximum of $25/course. What a bargain!!!

Hey there's even a course on how to be a newbie!!

Now where did I put the Ex's credit card?

What? You thought I was going to put this on MY CARD?  LOLOLOLOLOL!




Kana -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:12:38 AM)

A faculty of one.
http://bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&id=10&Itemid=16




Hillwilliam -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:12:39 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

The site is fascinating.  Some of it sounds decent, and some of it sounds ridiculous, like the pics of half-clad 23 year old women everywhere.



Are they all 5'4 and 23 years old?




Kana -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:14:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

The site is fascinating.  Some of it sounds decent, and some of it sounds ridiculous, like the pics of half-clad 23 year old women everywhere.



Are they all 5'4 and 23 years old?


Nah, 5'3, 22. Remember, they're still in school. It's only when they graduate that they become their full 5'4, 23




Hillwilliam -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:18:43 AM)

*smacks head* Of COURSE. silly Me.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:19:12 AM)

Graduation makes you grow an inch?

Why didn't any of you tell me THAT either?




Kana -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:20:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

*smacks head* Of COURSE. silly Me.

Course, if ya like spinners, catch em as 5,0 19 year old freshwomen!




Kana -> RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERSITY? (10/28/2011 7:22:53 AM)

They be younguns-still growing :-)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
Graduation makes you grow an inch?


Sadly no, as Kana stares at his multiple degrees/diplomas and dreams of being XXXXL




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