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Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 10/31/2011 7:16:56 PM   
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Comic from republicans quickly condemned for having an image of Zombie Obama with a bullet hole in his head
This is definitive proof that Liberals do NOT have a sense of humor. Its Zombie Obama with bullet hole in his head. Hello its a zombie, yeah it could have been done without the bullet hole but so what, it just adds to the image. NO its not violent rhetoric. Its a joke laugh. Similar to when I shoot my gun at you but I dont hit you. Thats a joke so laugh. Why are liberals so serious?
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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 10/31/2011 7:36:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		WTF?  If you shoot your gun at me and don't hit me as your idea of a hilarious joke, expect to be charged with attempted murder.  Ha ha ha.

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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 5:13:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		I think that was irony, Steven. (At least, I hope that was irony...)

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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 5:16:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		you guys still don't get Masta's weird satirical humor? =p




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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 5:27:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		I do, but Steven seems worried that she might be serious. Which is understandable given some of the bizarre crap the real nutcases in the conservative camp are in the habit of posting on here with a straight face, really.

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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 5:30:31 AM   
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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 5:33:01 AM   
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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 5:34:16 AM   
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YAWN

Who cares?

No one can take a joke these days...

Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3868961

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3870674

Anything passes for "humor" these days, just get used to it.






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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 8:39:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sooooo, sanity. What would you be posting here if it was Bush in the pictures?

Face it, if you or I had done something like that instead of a party apparatchik, we would never be heard from again after the Secret Service knocked on our door at 4AM.

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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 9:10:36 AM   
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You guys are trying really hard to make me unhide Masta, aren't you?

btw ... Masta is a "him" not a "her".

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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 9:49:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		That's because liberals and especially leftists are easily lead. And,.....they're always looking for a,....."cause!"
Look at President Pantload, they *loved* him in 2007, "the Messiah" etc and look at them now, some still "love" him but most of the others, not so much.
I've tried to get into their heads but I still can't figure out why anyone would "like" much less "love" President Pantload. I mean where's the appeal?
If they were thinking, "he's the anti-Bush" boy did they get OWNED!
And how can you have a sense of humor if everything "offends" you? Plenty of Anal-Retentives in those ranks and AR's are never happy people, instead of adjusting themselves to life they try to adjust life to them. That's why they're so unhappy, they're naturally frustrated al the time!
And with all the problems all around them they choose instead to focus on some country 5,000 miles away that noone gives a shit about. What's that all about? There must be a clinical description for that. "Booo hoo hoo hoo, we must *DO SOMETHING* about those poor mud people in Crapolia!"
Of course when they say "do something" they *never* mean themselves they really mean "The U.S. Government" and don't *ever* ask them for a check!
"Well, well,.....maybe it's not *that* bad in Crapiolia."
It's very odd, they have empathy for someone 5,000 miles away who they've never met, never will meet, and who doesn't know (or care) that they exist!
But, don't be a bum or a homeless veteran on a street corner that they might have to walk around; "Get the fuck out of the way you reprobate!"
And, they seem to like really odd "causes;" fill in the blanks there!
And they're easy prey for salesmen, "Hey, nice Ford Fusion, how much did you pay for it?"
"I stole it, only $45,000! "Boy was that salesman dumb!" That's why they were so easily taken in by President Pantload.
All those things are not conducive to good mental health or happiness in a human being.
Now, what do you call an Arab with his arm up a camel's ass?
A mechanic.

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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 9:59:41 AM   
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What are you talking about, leftists were coming up with that sort of thing re Bush et al all the time

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Sooooo, sanity. What would you be posting here if it was Bush in the pictures?

Face it, if you or I had done something like that instead of a party apparatchik, we would never be heard from again after the Secret Service knocked on our door at 4AM.



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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 10:13:01 AM   
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What are you talking about, leftists were coming up with that sort of thing re Bush et al all the time

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Sooooo, sanity. What would you be posting here if it was Bush in the pictures?

Face it, if you or I had done something like that instead of a party apparatchik, we would never be heard from again after the Secret Service knocked on our door at 4AM.



I wasn't here when dubya was in office but I'd be willing to bet you were having hissy fits when it happened. Does that mean you have no sense of humor?

All I'm saying is "Pot, meet Kettle".

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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 10:14:46 AM   
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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 10:29:26 AM   
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But for today my hilarious quote of the day comes from Anne the cunt Coulter,
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/01/ann-coulter-herman-cain-our-blacks_n_1069172.html
she is so funny"Our blacks are so much better than their blacks," she said, speaking of Democrats. "To become a black Republican, you don't just roll into it. You're not going with the flow...and that's why we have very impressive blacks in the Republican party."
you go girly
you should change occupations

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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 11:35:00 AM   
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WTF?  If you shoot your gun at me and don't hit me as your idea of a hilarious joke, expect to be charged with attempted murder.  Ha ha ha.


I rest my case. Liberals cant take a joke.

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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 11:42:16 AM   
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Nah, I dont have hissy fits, big chickens have all the hissy fits...

When leftists were hanging Bush in effigy etc etc etc I didnt really care, as leftists will be leftists. But when they started crying and moaning about how mean those darned conservatives were being to poor poor dear leader, the memories of their hate filled attacks on Bush and Cheney and Condi Rice and Colin Powell and Clarence Thomas and so on  became a source of hilarity for me




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What are you talking about, leftists were coming up with that sort of thing re Bush et al all the time

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Sooooo, sanity. What would you be posting here if it was Bush in the pictures?

Face it, if you or I had done something like that instead of a party apparatchik, we would never be heard from again after the Secret Service knocked on our door at 4AM.



I wasn't here when dubya was in office but I'd be willing to bet you were having hissy fits when it happened. Does that mean you have no sense of humor?

All I'm saying is "Pot, meet Kettle".


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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 11:54:17 AM   
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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 12:03:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		funny.... but obama didnt start two wars that have killed over 4000 american service people, theres a reason bush was unpopular and was "bloodily" attacked!!!!
Being pissed about relatives being killed over lies is just a tad reasonable


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RE: Proof liberal cannot take a joke - 11/1/2011 12:15:30 PM   
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Now that the al Qaeda flag flies over Libya (thanks to Obama), when does the campaign to hand Syria to al Qaeda begin

And Iraq and Afghanistan and Guantanimo... they fully belong to Obama now, as well.

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funny.... but obama didnt start two wars that have killed over 4000 american service people, theres a reason bush was unpopular and was "bloodily" attacked!!!!
Being pissed about relatives being killed over lies is just a tad reasonable



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