jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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Forget the asteroid Lucy, my plan to cause every super volcano on the planet to erupt at the same time will cause another ice age along with a few other climate changes reducing the planets population by 75%, then when the asteroid hits, it will hit an ice sheet a few miles thick, unless it hits in the ocean, in which case the wave would probably make a mess of the now extended coast lines around the world. Anyway, when it is all said and done, the Association of Interstellar Governments will be able to come in, retrain the human survivors to be better stewards of the planet, and I will be able to get off this rock.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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