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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 7:23:20 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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I bet he's on your computer right now, surfing your porn.  Make sure you don't leave out your CC info so he doesn't sign up for a Nigerian scam.


I am the Swingaly King, but....I have 12 skabillion dollars that I need to get out of the country.....would you help me?

I'll give you 70%.

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 7:36:19 PM   
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Stop fucking looking for the fucking cat.

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 7:43:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I bet he's on your computer right now, surfing your porn.  Make sure you don't leave out your CC info so he doesn't sign up for a Nigerian scam.


I am the Swingaly King, but....I have 12 skabillion dollars that I need to get out of the country.....would you help me?

I'll give you 70%.

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I signed right on the screen as indicated, but then when I scrolled down, my signature fell off the Agreement we had so carefully negotiated.  Most of my Kingly friends have me make a payment to cover the storage fees.  What is your Western Union account number so that I can make the transfer?

P.S.  How many zeroes in one skabillion? 
P.P.S.  Please send me pictures of your Sister, Her Majesty, Princess Royale Swingaly so that I can recognize her when she uses the plane ticket I am sending for her to escape the fierce rebels that have Occupied the Wall Street of your blessed land.

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 11/7/2011 7:47:57 PM >

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 7:52:30 PM   
LanceHughes


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Oh, wait..... Let's see, the Princess Royale has a pussy <NOT that kind, you perverts.  Well, she does, but.....> that we are going to breed with "Guy."  That should bring him running back "home."  Fresh, warm, ready to "go,"  errrr..... ummm.....  Well, eventually there will be a breed called Swingaly, just as there is a Siamese breed.

See, that wasn't so hard, now was it?

Back to "ways to find 'Guy' (or make him come out)" in three easy sentences. 

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 8:58:09 PM   
MaamSpamCrapoo


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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 9:02:24 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I bet he's on your computer right now, surfing your porn.  Make sure you don't leave out your CC info so he doesn't sign up for a Nigerian scam.


I am the Swingaly King, but....I have 12 skabillion (by the way....as an aside...."skabillion" is mine....Lady Hib came up with some weasely squiggliilion or some such....no where near as big or intimidating as "Skabillion"....just thought I'd pass that on) dollars that I need to get out of the country.....would you help me?

I'll give you 70%.

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I signed right on the screen as indicated, but then when I scrolled down, my signature fell off the Agreement we had so carefully negotiated.  (Did you put your thumbprint on it? (Hmmmmmm?....Most people would have assumed that but APPARENTLY I HAVE TO SPELL SOME BASIC FUCKING THINGS OUT!!!!!!!) Most of my Kingly friends have me make a payment to cover the storage fees.  (Storage fee's are included in the skabillion...it's a prepaid thing but...you HAVE TO DO THE FUCKING THUMBPRINT!!!!!!!!). What is your Western Union account number so that I can make the transfer? 

11.

P.S.  How many zeroes in one skabillion?  I apologize....(not trying to be a hard ass here but.....THUMBPRINT!!!!!!!!!).  It's kind of important, in the whole scheme of things.
P.P.S.  Please send me pictures of your Sister, Her Majesty, Princess Royale Swingaly so that I can recognize her when she uses the plane ticket I am sending for her to escape the fierce rebels that have Occupied the Wall Street of your blessed land.

Let me tell you something...I fucking hate her Majesticness...the royal Swingaly....her eyes are too close together....sure sign of criminal intent if you ask me.

She is my sister though, so I should give her some credit.....but I expect it paid back within the week!


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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 9:25:49 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Nook, when you get home build your kitteh one of these. Peace of mind knowing he's safe whether in or 'out'...priceless.




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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 10:18:55 PM   
MadAxeman


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Lonely antisocial men?

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 10:28:10 PM   
domwhite63


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Status: offline 		Rhooo poor caged pussies 

Not that I am against, when it comes to my favorite breed (the furless cameltoe breed), hehehe

but these poor lil ones ? I will call PET at once....

Mwahahahahaha

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 10:42:01 PM   
Termyn8or


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Thread drift ? I say driftwood.

I say you don't ever have to remove anything from your PC. If I left someone in my house and I say - went to work (could happen lol), and I get home and they say "I saw all that porn on your computer...." I would say "So, how did you like it ? Hell of a collection huh". I'd ask them if they watched the ponygirl videos. I have those in like one minute cuts so you have to make them like a playlist. Either that or I gotta find the software to splice them together. The only problem is all the pics I got of mental institution gear, actually a buinch of it from "the institute". If they ask me if I want to go to an institution I don't know how I would answer. If they got beer and internet and I can do my own cooking you can lock me up forever, fuckit. I do require an extensive array of spices for my exquisite pallate. I doubt many looney bins would accomodate me. I bet they're much better in Amsterdam.

Oh and the cat ? Just open a can of tuna fish. If he doesn't come he is either A. Over one mile away or B. Dead. If neither of those statements are true, who the hell cares ?

T^T

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 11:08:58 PM   
MadAxeman


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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 11:16:18 PM   
wittynamehere


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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

You aren't getting me. Stop looking, then you will find. All the looking is making it worse.

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

Stop fucking looking for the fucking cat.

He's freaked. It's a big house. You don't stand a chance. Let him come to you by YEP: STOP LOOKING.




You're a very rude and annoying person, every time I come across you.
He heard you the first time, and didn't say he's still looking. Quit trying to start shit on the internet. Be a useful person, or be quiet.


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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/7/2011 11:40:59 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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ORIGINAL: domwhite63

Rhooo poor caged pussies 

Not that I am against, when it comes to my favorite breed (the furless cameltoe breed), hehehe

but these poor lil ones ? I will call PET at once....

Mwahahahahaha



Oh come now, domwhite! Certainly you know the REAL reason I built it was for my other pet!





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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/8/2011 12:03:21 AM   
Termyn8or


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Buttering her up like that is not going to get her in the sack.

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/8/2011 1:31:35 PM   
kalikshama


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Status: offline 		I used to cat sit for a woman who assured me that while there were two cats, I would only ever see one. And despite me spending weekends there, she was right.

You could get a second cat, or take Chatte Parfait's advice.

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/8/2011 4:30:04 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

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Nook, when you get home build your kitteh one of these. Peace of mind knowing he's safe whether in or 'out'...priceless.





That is remarkably cool!

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/11/2011 5:16:02 PM   
Clickofheels


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Status: offline 		Oh look! It's a feline prison with fake tree limbs!

The new feline should feel MUCH better about coming out from his hiding place once he sees THAT contraption!

Considering the fact that I have found homes for a gabillion cats during my lifetime, and am
the VERY proud owner (or do they own me?) of Feather, Peanut, and Charles Dickens (inside), and the twins Rusty and Rex, and Thor (outside) your new kitty is obviously terrified. But if you were able to pet him for three hours one time (and he obviously dug your company), he'll be in the market for more of the same.
Let him get used to the sounds and smells of the house on HIS terms... and he'll be too curious as to who you are to stay hidden forever.

Trust me <smiles>
Clickofheels

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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/11/2011 5:27:49 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Hide the porn in a folder of a folder...you get the drift.

Set out some Frickies.

shake the temptations package.

get a catnip toy or a condo laced with catnip.

He'll come to you high with a case of the munchies


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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/11/2011 6:03:43 PM   
outhere69


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RE: I have to remove all my porn and anything that may ... - 11/11/2011 6:04:22 PM   
Rule


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Ignore the cat.

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