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I think that, on the whole, women don't quite get how men feel about their dicks. They're not generally very proud of them, nor do they generally have any great loathing for them. They just think that they're a bit silly.

Then why are they always trying to convince me that their particular penis will "cure" my lesbianism?

Anyway, eating pussy is the whole point of life. I would like to say I prefer to eat rather than be eaten, but that just isn't true.

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ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

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I think that, on the whole, women don't quite get how men feel about their dicks. They're not generally very proud of them, nor do they generally have any great loathing for them. They just think that they're a bit silly.

Then why are they always trying to convince me that their particular penis will "cure" my lesbianism?

Anyway, eating pussy is the whole point of life. I would like to say I prefer to eat rather than be eaten, but that just isn't true.

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

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You could try "Twentyone is awesome". That works. Or "Twentyone has a mind which makes razors redundant".

You could. Or you could be honest.

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

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You could try "Twentyone is awesome". That works. Or "Twentyone has a mind which makes razors redundant".

You could. Or you could be honest.

I've known 21 for many years, in and out of threads, and she's like us - human and fallible. I don't worship her as a sycophant and we've tussled somewhat heatedly at times; but truth be told I respect her more than most in this place for a wide range of different qualities I've seen (including the good sense to know what to say online and what to say in private); and she wasn't made a Mod because she's a witless fool. But as I said, I'm fallible; you may know better.

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ORIGINAL: SuzeQ
... it never really was the big thrill to me until I met Heather and Hannah. Now they know what the Hell they are doing and then some, especially Hannah. O! M! G!

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynn

- you have hands, use them for fuck's sake]

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
And be careful with the finger nails!!!
One sharp snag and *poof* that moment can be overrrrrrr. And yeah, guys, even thought they are not long and painted prettily you've still got them.

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynn
- you have hands, use them for fuck's sake]

This. I know it's called ORAL sex, but criminy there is NOTHING more annoying than endless slurping and no proper stimulation.

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynn

depends on the cunt you're eating. each one has different sweet spots, so rather than concentrating on your technique you should be concentrating on her reactions. some like their clit attacked, some like it teased. some like their lips nibbled, some don't.  its like any sex act, it has to be focused on the one you're fucking, women are weird, when you go down on me, i want you to be eating my cunt, not your last girlfriend's.

i am always fucking amused by men wanting tips on how to make love to a woman. i always answer them "give me a fucking hour in bed with her and i'll tell you". its really fucking simple. you make love to HER, not to some fucking generic woman.

fuck people, i would fucking think this shit would be obvious, but since it seems it isn't, here are some general rules based on the large number of cunts eaten.
- pay fucking attention to her!!! you're eating her cunt, i don't give a flying fuck if you're the most masterly master of all fucking time, while your face is buried in her twat it is all about her.
- don't go for the clit right away.
- keep the slobbering down - if you do it right she'll provide all the fucking moisture you could ever want and then some.
- go slow, take your fucking time. approach her as if you're a fucking epicure dining on truffles, not like some fucking somali kid with his first bowl of gruel in a month.
- the area between the lips and her leg, that little area there is really fucking sensitive, but often ticklish so tread carefully.
- pressure on the clit is just as fucking useful as rapidity.
- vary your shit, change things the fuck up regularly.
- you have hands, use them for fuck's sake
- if your favorite trick isn't working, drop it, you're not going to train her to fucking like what you think she should.
- be a slave to that cunt. while you're down there it fucking owns you. serve it, not your fucking ego.

a couple of examples:
- heather likes her clit flicked rapidly with the tip of my tongue, it gets right the fuck off, but suze finds that distracting.
- both suze and cheri really like it when i press the flat of my tongue hard against their clit sort of mashing the fucker down down and moving it back and forth, but cheri only likes that in short doses while suze likes it done for longer periods.
- cheri likes her lips bitten quite hard  but not pulled, heather likes hers sucked and pulled on a lot, and suze doesn't really like hers played with much at all till she's cum a few times, and then she likes them fucking chewed on.

see, every cunt is different and you have to learn each one and treat it as the unique fucking playground it is.