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Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 1:38:01 PM   
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Apparently, you fill a teapot with warm water & bubble bath. sit your nutsack in it & get your lover to blow down the spout, thus tickling & stimulating your balls.

Any volunteers ladies? I wanna try this.

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 1:41:41 PM   
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English Chap: I say!!!! Lord Baltimore, join me in a cup of tea?
Lord Baltimore: No, you get in first, and I'll see if there's room enough left for me.

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 1:41:47 PM   
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gonna need a big MF piece of tube to go from stoke to toronto, so let me know how it goes!!!!
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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 1:42:23 PM   
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Whole new aspect to teabagging.


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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 1:44:53 PM   
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That's kid stuff!

You wanna have a real fun time? Dip your balls in cream and squat in a room full of kittens.

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 1:45:06 PM   
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I like the way you are thinking.

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 1:46:34 PM   
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quote:

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That's kid stuff!

You wanna have a real fun time? Dip your balls in cream and squat in a room full of kittens.

volunteering Marc?
or puppies and peanut butter??
dear god Im as sick as you are!

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 1:58:17 PM   
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~cackle~

You know this is the kind of thing I am totally up for. And it would go on YouTube IMMEDIATELY! We would wear glamourous carnivale masks.

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 2:01:00 PM   
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yesssssssssssssss:)
heeeee
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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 2:01:35 PM   
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quote:

volunteering Marc?
or puppies and peanut butter??
dear god Im as sick as you are!


I think the puppies would nip a little to hard. I'll stick with the kittens and their rough tongues. Of course, kittens like to dig their claws into things that move... so their may be a down side to my plan.



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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 2:59:23 PM   
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and their teeth are wicked!!!!
altho puppies are just as bad
I do get your point about the tongue tho...


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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 3:05:11 PM   
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OMG you tried it?

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 3:16:09 PM   
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If you are just looking for the tickle that would happen with blowing bubbles in the cup, try alka-seltzer. One cup, plop plop, fizz fizz.. Of course it does lack the potential for sucking and a warm pair of lips.

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 3:21:09 PM   
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quote:

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OMG you tried it?



I have a fertile mind... puppies n kittens( or any aminal) is outta my dont go there limit zone, but my mind more than makes up for my morals

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 3:23:28 PM   
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quote:

or puppies and peanut butter??
dear god Im as sick as you are!


Yeah and it only takes ONE puppy who decides to take a bite instead of licking and....buhbye ball sack

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 3:24:55 PM   
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my point egggggxackerly!!!

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 3:45:31 PM   
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quote:

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my point egggggxackerly!!!


Oh...

Geez you're evul!


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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 4:19:59 PM   
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Preeens , thankyou:)

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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 4:33:35 PM   
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<beams>your welcome


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RE: Ballcuzzi - 11/8/2011 5:24:10 PM   
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I have a pet elephant chained to the bottom of my swimming pool, it can only breath through it's trunk. When I want a good BJ I just jam my cock up one nostril and put a big fat joint up the other one, happy days

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