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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 12:18:17 AM

TxBlkMistress

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oh I wasn't sure I got it either Bita...in my first post I was asking if I got it right....

heeeyyyyyyyy I just thought of something....

He didn't respond back to me...sooooooo....does that make HIM a fake?......LOL

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 12:20:32 AM

LaMalinche

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

<-- for all the posters who actually understood the OP. Even with his second post, I'm still not 'getting' his problem.

Gawds.. must be the menopause.

I am still trying to figure out the part about people not being a Dom unless the subs agree that you are a Dom and that 99% do not. Do you all take a vote or something?

Best,

LaMalinche (an ambivilant fake)

< Message edited by LaMalinche -- 5/27/2006 12:21:11 AM >

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 12:22:24 AM

TxBlkMistress

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NEWSFLASH!!!!!

ok...hate to disappoint all you wanna be fakes out there....but you do realize by responding to his post you can no longer be classified fakes....oh darn....I messed up my own "fake" status......wahhhhhhhhh

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 12:38:23 AM

HarryVanWinkle

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TxBlkMistress

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

ok...hate to disappoint all you wanna be fakes out there....but you do realize by responding to his post you can no longer be classified fakes....oh darn....I messed up my own "fake" status......wahhhhhhhhh

No you didn't. According to Rule # 34814 of the "Official, Comprehensive Rules for BDSM" all that's required to be a TRUE fake is to not answer his emails. Not responding to forum posts isn't covered, so your fake status is secured.

Or is that Rule #35781. I'm not sure. Sometimes I can be a flaky fake.

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 12:46:22 AM

BitaTruble

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TxBlkMistress

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

ok...hate to disappoint all you wanna be fakes out there....but you do realize by responding to his post you can no longer be classified fakes....oh darn....I messed up my own "fake" status......wahhhhhhhhh

I'm having a hot flash and you're confusing me.. ARGH!!

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 12:50:33 AM

feastie

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I'm still waiting for the English translation to become available. How proud his mama, I mean mum, must be.

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 1:19:25 AM

NastyDaddy

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I figured this shit out... it's not a whine, suggestion or declaration of freedom!

It's actually decodes as a song when arranged as lyrics:

Right all of you listen those that are properly into this
but decline to answer any mail they get back
are actually making themselves into fakes
(as a fake is someone whos there (your profile)
but doesnt do what they say)

so just because your a Dom person
doesnt mean you have any power over someone writing too you,
so reply with a polite comment
and stop trying to protend your the ultimate Dom
by saying you wont reply.

Because your not a Dom until the sub agrees to serve with you.
And 99% of subs havent, so stop trying to Dom other peoples protental subs.
If you dont know how this lifestyle works
why not ask someone with experiance
and stop turning yourself into fakes like lots do!!!!!

take this as a warning
and lets sort areselfs out
on here

take this as a warning
and lets sort areselfs out
on here

take this as a warning
and lets sort areselfs out
on here

take this as a warning
and lets sort areselfs out
on here

I just can't tell if it's a country song or rap hop... can anybody???

Bad News: This only applies to people who are properly into this, so most of us are screwed!

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 2:06:06 AM

LaMalinche

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Who is areselfs?

I cannot find their profile.

Best,

LaMalinche

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 7:39:03 AM

Evanesce

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quote:

Wow Evanesce...you too? I thought that was domming was as well....hmmmm...guess we both have the same out dated domme book.....LOL

You mean there's a new edition out and no one told me? Well, crap... and I just got this one last year!

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 8:18:16 AM

Lidh2l

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Nasty Daddy, we like you. You're awesome. But by that logic, not only can he not spell, not use punctuation, not even form a coherent thought, hE CAN'T EVEN RHYME!!!!! (See how we didn't capitalize the first letter in "he"? Does that make us real fakes, or fake fakes? Or does only he count since she's a switch?)

As for the O.P., there are some wisdoms that spring to mind. We rely here on the immortal words spoken by the game show host on Billy Madison:

"That is the most insanely stupid thing I have ever heard. At no point in your endless rambling did you make anything that even resembled a coherent thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard what you said. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."

And the words of Cleveland from "Family Guy":

"...could you say that again? I musta had something crazy in my ear."

And finally,the words of Monty from "Waiting...":

"[you] should be sterilized, and I'm not even joking."

We're sure that if the O.P. scored a zero on his IQ test it was because he was cheating off the others in the classroom. Goddamn that's a lot of stupid. See it? He got it all over the walls!

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I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a girl who's to sad to give a fuck...
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
--Bright Eyes, Lover I Don't Have to Love

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 8:47:14 AM

HCWT1

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Twenty to four in the morning,read three pages of this shit,i must be getting old.Or to long since my last good whipping.

Falles of chair for the third time,...................................................
....................................................................................................
............goes to get more coffee.

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 8:52:09 AM

Lidh2l

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YOU POSTED WITHOUT COFFE IN YOU?!?!? ...is that even humanly possible...?

Oh, wait, the O.P. did, and look how that turned out.

*She hands HCWT1 some more coffee while he displays a case of energy drinks for HCWT1 to choose from*

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I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a girl who's to sad to give a fuck...
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
--Bright Eyes, Lover I Don't Have to Love

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 9:02:11 AM

HCWT1

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Kiwi's carnt fly,but we try to give everything eles a shot.

Im on a diet,are energy drinks fatening?

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 9:04:57 AM

Lidh2l

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No, they're actually good diet food for the metabolism, but we have sugar free variants if you're still concerned...and as for flying, we'll bring it to you. It's ok...caffienne is that important. Besides, Red Bull gives you wings.

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I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a girl who's to sad to give a fuck...
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
--Bright Eyes, Lover I Don't Have to Love

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 9:11:09 AM

yourMissTress

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lidh2l

Nasty Daddy, we like you. You're awesome. But by that logic, not only can he not spell, not use punctuation, not even form a coherent thought, hE CAN'T EVEN RHYME!!!!! (See how we didn't capitalize the first letter in "he"? Does that make us real fakes, or fake fakes? Or does only he count since she's a switch?)

As for the O.P., there are some wisdoms that spring to mind. We rely here on the immortal words spoken by the game show host on Billy Madison:

"That is the most insanely stupid thing I have ever heard. At no point in your endless rambling did you make anything that even resembled a coherent thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard what you said. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."

And the words of Cleveland from "Family Guy":

"...could you say that again? I musta had something crazy in my ear."

And finally,the words of Monty from "Waiting...":

"[you] should be sterilized, and I'm not even joking."

We're sure that if the O.P. scored a zero on his IQ test it was because he was cheating off the others in the classroom. Goddamn that's a lot of stupid. See it? He got it all over the walls!

The bolded quote is the funniest thing I've read all damn day!!!!!

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"If you have to tell people that you are a lady, you are not." My Grandmother

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 9:14:23 AM

Lidh2l

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Thank you. We aim to please. And displease on occasion, so as to incur punishment...

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I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a girl who's to sad to give a fuck...
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
--Bright Eyes, Lover I Don't Have to Love

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 9:15:50 AM

HCWT1

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Nope,gone one better,remembered half bottle of vodka in wardrobe

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 9:18:02 AM

Lidh2l

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You wear vodka? That's strange, because we wear Frangelico and Guinness all the time. And we thought we were wierd or something.

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I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a girl who's to sad to give a fuck...
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
--Bright Eyes, Lover I Don't Have to Love

(in reply to HCWT1)

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 9:26:19 AM

HCWT1

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A toast to Collarme and wierd people.

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RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on her... - 5/27/2006 9:28:13 AM

Lidh2l

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BODY SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!!! *points at the O.P.* Except for you...alcohol kills brain cells, and we don't want your death on our consciences. Besides, it's obvious you've already killed too many. Brain before liver...how does that even happen?

_____________________________

I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a girl who's to sad to give a fuck...
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
--Bright Eyes, Lover I Don't Have to Love

(in reply to HCWT1)

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