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TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 10:20:34 AM)

um...I think that would be rule #44568

hahahahahahahaha




TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 10:22:33 AM)

Bita,

If you are confused, then you might be able to understand what the heck his post meant in the first place, cause he seems to be the king of confusion....please decode it for the rest of us when you return from his planet....LOL




TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 10:24:05 AM)

feastie...

Not sure if that version will be available any time soon.  I hope his mum didn't pay a lot for that education.....LOL




TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 10:26:44 AM)

lol....oh good one NastyDaddy

I think it's an old throw back to the punk era myself....lol




TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 10:33:31 AM)

Lidh2l, HCWT1....

You're killin' me...lol

but I do disagree with one thing though...go ahead, pass him a drink....sure as hell couldn't hurt anything....lol




BitaTruble -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 10:48:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TxBlkMistress

Bita,

If you are confused, then you might be able to understand what the heck his post meant in the first place, cause he seems to be the king of confusion....please decode it for the rest of us when you return from his planet....LOL


Ok. I think I have this figured out. I just needed some sleep.

#1. He is writing to Doms and they are not answering him, so he is being dominated by their non reply.

#2. Doms are writing to him, he replies and they don't answer, so he is being dominated by their non reply.

#3. He is writing to Doms and they ARE answering him, but they are being rude instead of polite, so they are dominating him by their replies.

#4. Doms are writing to him, he replies, they answer back in a rude manner, thereby dominating him by their replies.

No matter how you look at it, he's being dominated which is what he wants so what the fuck is his problem?

[8|]

Celeste




Gauge -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 11:05:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wiltswitch

Right all of you listen those that are properly into this but decline to answer any mail they get back are actually making themselves into fakes (as a fake is someone whos there (your profile) but doesnt do what they say) so just because your a Dom person doesnt mean you have any power over someone writing too you, so reply with a polite comment and stop trying to protend your the ultimate Dom by saying you wont reply. Because your not a Dom until the sub agrees to serve with you. And 99% of subs havent, so stop trying to Dom other peoples  protental subs. If you dont know how this lifestyle works why not ask someone with experiance and stop turning yourself into fakes like lots do!!!!! take this as a warning and lets sort areselfs out on here


:::::Getting out my Moron to English Dictionary:::::

I am going to get the upper hand here. I am going to dominate all of you by not replying to this thread. The OP is my little sub as are the rest of you. You all shall serve me and do my bidding. Any failure to do so will result in you being branded with the word 'fake' on your forehead.


Wait...


I think I made a mistake...


I responded to the thread...


Therefore I can't be dominant to all of you...

Does this make me a switch or a sub now?

Damn. And here I thought I was all clever and shit.


Maybe if I don't post again no one will notice this post and I will still own everyone that did respond.


I think I need a nap. Maybe some Thorizine too. Possibly both.




NastyDaddy -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 12:07:21 PM)

Like I said, he did qualify his regurgitation to those who are 'properly into this', so I was hosed from the gitgo.

One last psuedo-reasonable possibility, it may have been one of those beta test online language translators gone bad on somebody just rying to say thanks to all the slaves I'm gonna soon be owning?




missgiveNTake -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 12:20:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wiltswitch

Right all of you listen those that are properly into this but decline to answer any mail they get back are actually making themselves into fakes (as a fake is someone whos there (your profile) but doesnt do what they say) so just because your a Dom person doesnt mean you have any power over someone writing too you, so reply with a polite comment and stop trying to protend your the ultimate Dom by saying you wont reply. Because your not a Dom until the sub agrees to serve with you. And 99% of subs havent, so stop trying to Dom other peoples  protental subs. If you dont know how this lifestyle works why not ask someone with experiance and stop turning yourself into fakes like lots do!!!!! take this as a warning and lets sort areselfs out on here


I am a pro at moron translations, so here is my translation:
 
If you are serious about the lifestyle, yet put into your profile that you will not reply to some emails you are making yourself into a fake. (because if you have a profile you must reply to emails, or you're not really wanting emails. Therefore you are fake). You do not have power over other people so you have no choice on who you reply to. You should reply to my moronic emails because I want a Dom and you say you are a Dom. So stop trying to Dom people you do not know, unless you are willing to Dom me too. I know nothing about what I am complaining about, but do not want to admit it, so everyone should ask me about the lifestyle so they will think it is the same thing I think it is. So everyone be warned. I am a mad sub and will use my powers of confusion and bad spelling to confuse everyone till they all agree with me.
 
Does that sound about right to anyone?




TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 12:34:13 PM)

so Bita, what you are saying that no matter what, respond to him or no, he is being dommed by Dommes....even by those that are not there....

hmmmmm.....

I wonder, does he also "see dead people?"

LOL




TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 12:36:46 PM)

Gauge you're killin' me[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]




TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 12:41:06 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]to NastyDaddy

and to missgivenTake...

I think you've got something....he's a "mad" sub....I'm from the country, so I think we should handle the mad sub just like we handled the mad dogs.......ever here of old yeller?....LOL




NastyDaddy -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 1:09:00 PM)

It's rather obvious he's been 'snipe huntin'... if not he sure fooled me. Prolly just another fraternity (or incarceration facility) prank gone to hell in a handbasket, and he just found out his hairy roomate was the girl he wrote... I don't think we're in Toto anymore Abalama!




SweetSarijane -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 5:31:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missgiveNTake


I am a pro at moron translations, so here is my translation:
 
If you are serious about the lifestyle, yet put into your profile that you will not reply to some emails you are making yourself into a fake. (because if you have a profile you must reply to emails, or you're not really wanting emails. Therefore you are fake). You do not have power over other people so you have no choice on who you reply to. You should reply to my moronic emails because I want a Dom and you say you are a Dom. So stop trying to Dom people you do not know, unless you are willing to Dom me too. I know nothing about what I am complaining about, but do not want to admit it, so everyone should ask me about the lifestyle so they will think it is the same thing I think it is. So everyone be warned. I am a mad sub and will use my powers of confusion and bad spelling to confuse everyone till they all agree with me.
 
Does that sound about right to anyone?



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theRose4U -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/27/2006 5:39:37 PM)

Why is it that the newbies always feel that it's necessary to come onto the forums and gripe out all the doms because we haven't been doing this for years the way that they think (since yesterday) that we should? [sm=ofcourse.gif]




TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/28/2006 10:33:19 AM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]oh Nasty...lol   I've got tears in my eyes.....lol




TxBlkMistress -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/28/2006 10:36:49 AM)

I think, Rose, that it is because he is a newbie, and thus God's gift to Dommes...so he's just a tad miffed that was are all not fighting to own him....imagine his suprise...I'm sure he thought he'd be scooped up within 30 mins...so now that he sees he's not the rockstar he thinks he is...well....how dare we.....lol




MistressSassy66 -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/28/2006 10:42:48 AM)

Okay I admit it...I'm really a fakeing faker fake.

I swear it honestly.




mnottertail -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/28/2006 11:23:36 AM)

Ja, and all you motherfuckers say you can't understand me....LOLOLOL

Just goes to show that no matter how much you think you are alone, you ain't.

I wish I had a self-talk that could lead to those conclusions....I would be a billionaire.

Ron




FullCircle -> RE: how many true fakes and fake fakes there are on here!!!! (5/28/2006 1:57:56 PM)

Dajavu Dajavu Dajavu Dajavu Dajavu you think your saying something new?

ok I'll shut up now.




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