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A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 - 5/26/2006 7:52:16 PM

littlesarbonn

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Part of my nonstop series of "Do not do what little sarbonn does if you want to make it to your next birthday":

Initial email contact: "Hi, my name is little sarbonn. Now, I understand that you are a submissive, and you are owned already by someone you're madly in love with, but could you send me a few photos of you naked so I can pretend to submit to you late at night when no one else is watching?"

Analysis: For some reason, this usually does not go over very well.

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RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 - 5/26/2006 7:54:44 PM

BitaTruble

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I told you I was busy right now, Sarbonn and that I'd send the pics later. Patience, patience!

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RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 - 5/26/2006 8:06:02 PM

DelRey

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Your Analysis is phucked up.

It must be working for someone because there is only about 1583 women that complain of similar emails they receive.

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RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 - 5/26/2006 8:06:59 PM

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I forgot to ask, did you want me to wear hip boots so you could pretend to worship them in the pic I send?

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RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 - 5/26/2006 8:07:30 PM

littlesarbonn

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DelRey

Your Analysis is phucked up.

It must be working for someone because there is only about 1583 women that complain of similar emails they receive.

I know I'm not supposed to say this, but it's really just me with lots and lots of alt accounts.

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RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 - 5/26/2006 8:20:45 PM

LaMalinche

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Why would this keep me from having my next birthday?

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RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 - 5/26/2006 8:23:32 PM

littlesarbonn

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Why would this keep me from having my next birthday?

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LaMalinche

It's some kind of secret code they use in the "birthday cake making" union. I don't personally understand it, but I find it a lot like nuclear technology. I don't understand it, but that didn't stop me from buying those missiles from Ukagrakistan and setting them up in my basement.

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RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 - 5/26/2006 8:37:00 PM

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Ooohhh. . . you have missiles in your basement??? I am sending those nekkid pics right away.

You should have said so in the first place.

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