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Ninebelowzero -> RE: Random erections (11/17/2011 12:55:15 PM)
Sheesh it doesn't need plucking!!! quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself I iz a happy bunny today. Snickering is what I do best [:D] And Niner - I'd love to give you a hand (ahem), but I've lost my tweezers...[8\|]

myotherself -> RE: Random erections (11/17/2011 12:57:52 PM)
...but you wouldn't turn down a waxing....[8D] slut

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Random erections (11/17/2011 1:00:36 PM)
That. Is serious ouchy fun!!!! quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself ...but you wouldn't turn down a waxing....[8D] slut

myotherself -> RE: Random erections (11/17/2011 1:07:33 PM)
particularly if the area in question has been nicely softened up with cane, paddle and/or flogger. *fapfapfap"

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Random erections (11/17/2011 1:11:53 PM)
I got wood. AGAIN!!!! Dammit woman. quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself particularly if the area in question has been nicely softened up with cane, paddle and/or flogger. *fapfapfap"

myotherself -> RE: Random erections (11/17/2011 1:12:44 PM)
so it would be wrong of me to mention having the wax flogged off? Yup, thought so...[:)]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Random erections (11/17/2011 1:16:30 PM)
Now I'm all messy. quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself so it would be wrong of me to mention having the wax flogged off? Yup, thought so...[:)]

calamitysandra -> RE: Random erections (11/17/2011 1:16:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero ... I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker. Are you complaining or bragging?[;)]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Random erections (11/17/2011 1:19:44 PM)
Bragging. Of course. quote: ORIGINAL: calamitysandra quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero ... I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker. Are you complaining or bragging?[;)]

MadAxeman -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 9:09:20 AM)
Wear a kilt and keep a picture of Sepp Blatter handy. This reads like one of Kevin's threads.

GreedyTop -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 9:21:17 AM)
nah, Maxie.. Nine at least has sense of humour!!

Missokyst -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 9:57:47 AM)
If it keeps popping up maybe there is too much blood directed that way. Try leeches. Or go medieval and poke it with a blade and drain that thing! It might be depriving your other vital organs of blood. [sm=rolleyes.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Beyond morning glory I mean. There I am at work then the bastard rears his purple head & that's it for the rest of the day. It gets in the friggin way!I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker.

stellauk -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 10:00:16 AM)
Do you speak Japanese?

Termyn8or -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 10:28:03 AM)
quote: It might be depriving your other vital organs of blood. What "other", "vital" organs ? T^T

popeye1250 -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 10:43:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Beyond morning glory I mean. There I am at work then the bastard rears his purple head & that's it for the rest of the day. It gets in the friggin way!I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker. Damn, I'm 60 and I stillget those! I'm in very good shape though for a guy my age, always had a high sex drive. And they always happen at the wrong time it seems! A few weeks ago I was talking to a very attractive woman at the gym and about two minutes later "Thumper" started flexing and it's a good thing I had my baggy sweat pants on instead of my gym shorts! I said, "hey, nice talking I have to get back to work" or some silly shit like that.So I jump on the treadmill and it goes away. That happens all the time! And when I go to the strip joint and see a woman I really like it's "BOING!" It's wierd, even if they don't notice anything it feels like they do!

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 4:37:38 PM)
I try not to. Why?

Rule -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 4:47:41 PM)
Change your diet.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 4:52:02 PM)
What? & miss all the fun! quote: ORIGINAL: Rule Change your diet.

Lucylastic -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 4:52:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Missokyst If it keeps popping up maybe there is too much blood directed that way. Try leeches. Or go medieval and poke it with a blade and drain that thing! It might be depriving your other vital organs of blood. [sm=rolleyes.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Beyond morning glory I mean. There I am at work then the bastard rears his purple head & that's it for the rest of the day. It gets in the friggin way!I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker. snickers wildly joining the bunny

BKSir -> RE: Random erections (11/18/2011 4:55:03 PM)
... walking away now... [:D]

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