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Ninebelowzero -> RE: Random erections (11/21/2011 11:51:22 AM)
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I share your pain. It's a terrible burden for us chaps. Perhaps we need a self help grope
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ORIGINAL: BoxwineForBrunch
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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero
Beyond morning glory I mean.
There I am at work then the bastard rears his purple head & that's it for the rest of the day. It gets in the friggin way!I wear a heavy tool pouch & I'm even lifting that fekker.
thank you for having the courage to bring this issue to light. i want you to know you are not alone, bro. i too have recently had trouble with irksomely insistent erections popping up like bolts from the blue.
each weekend, i participate in a basketball league for old dudes like myself. i'm pretty good. in fact i'd say i have definite couture-level flow on the court. the problem is, a lot of times girlfriends and wives come out to watch us play. it's just like back in high school or college when guys were just casually balling with each other on weekends or late at night and girls would naturally show up to watch.
a friend of mine's fiancee is pretty hot (and a redhead too which is gravy) and she was wearing some amazing boots last saturday and naturally i popped a giant boner. so i'm playing the whole game with a guilty boner for my friend's fiancee, but it gets worse. see when you get an erection in basketball shorts, it's pretty obvious. not necessarily obvious to the people watching from the sidelines, but to the guys around me it had to be clear i had wood. when you're jockeying for position for a rebound or something, you do a fair amount of bumping and grinding with the other dudes, and i noticed most of them were giving me a LOT of extra space--which was actually an advantage, my rebounds were way up that day.
finally, i went to dribble between my legs steve nash style, and the ball hit my penis and bounced back down on the floor. i'm a gamer, so i was able to fight through the pain, scoop the ball up and toss it to a teammate despite the obvious agony i was in, but TECHNICALLY that should have been a double-dribble except the ref was too embarrassed to blow the whistle on my boner.
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