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PeonForHer -> Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 11:02:56 AM)
When you're frothing yourself up a tadpole tornado, do you do it with your left hand (if you're right handed) or with your right hand (if you're left handed)? I'm a rightie, myself, but have found that it just doesn't work at all to pummel Percy with my right hand. And I've tried many times. Seems very peculiar. Why the hell shouldn't it work?

myotherself -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 11:05:29 AM)
from the female perspective - I'm a leftie and I can only be rubbin' the nubbin effectively with my left hand. Could this be science in action? Nobel Prizes all round! [:D]

TreasureKY -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 11:16:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer ... frothing yourself up a tadpole tornado... I've never heard that particular euphemism before. Cute. [:)]

PeonForHer -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 1:31:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself from the female perspective - I'm a leftie and I can only be rubbin' the nubbin effectively with my left hand. Could this be science in action? Nobel Prizes all round! [:D] I've got this little hypothesis that if one is a right hander, the left hand feels slightly more 'distanced' - slightly more like somebody else delivering the jollies. Or, more simply -and if you're a het male - it leaves your right hand free to flick through your GF's Cosmo to find the bra adverts.

tazzygirl -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 1:34:13 PM)
Thats sad, peon.

myotherself -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 1:35:35 PM)
You don't have the Grattan's catalogue? Page after page of porno underwear [:D]

PeonForHer -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 1:41:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself You don't have the Grattan's catalogue? Page after page of porno underwear [:D] No. That would be crude, myotherself.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 1:54:17 PM)
I'm ambidextrous. I have to be!

myotherself -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 1:57:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself You don't have the Grattan's catalogue? Page after page of porno underwear [:D] No. That would be crude, myotherself. snickers

crazyml -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:15:37 PM)
One trick is to lie on one arm so it becomes "dead" then curl your sensationless fingers around the big fella.... Feels just like someone else is playing your pork trombone for you. Submariners are reputed to occasionally pop a bit of nail varnish onto the relative hand to increase the "reality". myotherself - That doesn't surprise me, "playing the lady ukulele" requires a lot more dexterity than the port trombone, I believe..

PeonForHer -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:19:41 PM)
Can you do it with both hands at the same time, Nine? Funnily enough, I've never thought to try that. (On my own whanger, that is, obviously.)

Ishtarr -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:21:41 PM)
My hubbie says it depends on whether he's surfing for porn or not. [:D] Apparently the mouse gets preference over his dick when it comes to use of his right hand.

PeonForHer -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:26:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crazyml One trick is to lie on one arm so it becomes "dead" then curl your sensationless fingers around the big fella.... See, I've often heard of that one, and vowed to try it, but never actually done so. A bit like lighting one's own fart. Two lifetime ambitions never realised. Another one I've heard of is to get a melon, chop it in half and dig out a dick-sized hole. Then you heat the holed-half up in a microwave to an agreeable temperature - and, presto, it feels like a real live growler. And it doesn't ask you "What are you thinking?" or "How do you see our relationship developing" after you've finished thwacking it.

PeonForHer -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:32:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ishtarr My hubbie says it depends on whether he's surfing for porn or not. [:D] Apparently the mouse gets preference over his dick when it comes to use of his right hand. Indeed, Ishtarr. My mouse often darts all over the desk when I'm using my pc during those sacred times. Swapping hands at all would be a no-no. God, is it annoying, or what, when the batteries of a cordless mouse decide to conk out half way through the proceedings? Ask your hub. He'll understand.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:32:36 PM)
Have to mate. Have a dodgy back. quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Can you do it with both hands at the same time, Nine? Funnily enough, I've never thought to try that. (On my own whanger, that is, obviously.)

tj444 -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:33:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ishtarr My hubbie says it depends on whether he's surfing for porn or not. [:D] Apparently the mouse gets preference over his dick when it comes to use of his right hand. really? its not that way for me... but then i find the freebie vid clip i want to watch and get it all lined up first.. then as long as the vid has what i like and is long enough (3 to 5 minutes or so).. my right hand fingers are left to do their thang. The problem comes in when the vid isnt up to par and i have to use my left hand on my computer to find a better vid.. i dont use a mouse tho so maybe it easier for me.. I can see that using a mouse would be hard for my left hand.. Peon, i am with the bunny, i have tried with my left and it just doesnt work, i need to use my dominant hand...

PeonForHer -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:34:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Have to mate. Have a dodgy back. Sorry, Nine. I've tried, but failed, to understand why having a bad back would impact on the matter.

Ishtarr -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:37:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer God, is it annoying, or what, when the batteries of a cordless mouse decide to conk out half way through the proceedings? Ask your hub. He'll understand. He's got a wired one at his desk because of better reaction time for games so I don't think he'll run into that anytime soon. Although, he did have to replace a broken mouse not too long again... and now I'm wondering what caused the previous one to break. [:D]

Duskypearls -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:53:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: crazyml One trick is to lie on one arm so it becomes "dead" then curl your sensationless fingers around the big fella.... See, I've often heard of that one, and vowed to try it, but never actually done so. A bit like lighting one's own fart. Two lifetime ambitions never realised. Another one I've heard of is to get a melon, chop it in half and dig out a dick-sized hole. Then you heat the holed-half up in a microwave to an agreeable temperature - and, presto, it feels like a real live growler. And it doesn't ask you "What are you thinking?" or "How do you see our relationship developing" after you've finished thwacking it. Funny, very funny!

CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: Cracking one off - Men (11/24/2011 2:58:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer When you're frothing yourself up a tadpole tornado, do you do it with your left hand (if you're right handed) or with your right hand (if you're left handed)? I'm a rightie, myself, but have found that it just doesn't work at all to pummel Percy with my right hand. And I've tried many times. Seems very peculiar. Why the hell shouldn't it work? Not a male, but I have just asked two and will answer for myself as well. One said he has to do it with his dominant hand, and the other...can do it with either hand. My girl thaaang is very picky, darn it. Not only do I have to stick with my dominant left hand...when I use a vibe on my clit I have to be holding the vibe with my left hand. [:D]

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