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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 6:22:25 AM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		Dear Uncle Niney

Are you one of those 'uncles' my mother warned me about?

And would you respect me in the morning?

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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 6:26:46 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		Yes & yes myotherself absolutely I so would & ask your mother because I still respect her even after all these years.

Hope this helps.

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

Dear Uncle Niney?

Are you one of those 'uncles' my mother warned me about?

And would you respect me in the morning?



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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 6:32:03 AM   
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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 6:43:22 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Am I the only person here who hasn´t seen Fornica´s rack? Will my life be incomplete without this visual experience?

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Straight you are beautiful as you are. & who's gonna notice your har when they see your rack?

Hope that helps.
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ORIGINAL: Fornica

Should i curl my hair today or leave it straight?





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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 6:44:42 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Does this include man boobs?

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Hi Pam. That is a very good question that I get asked all to frequently. Now in answer I always pose another question. What is an imperfect breast size? You see, all breasts are perfect, size is purely personal.
I hope this helps.

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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

What is the perfect breast size?

pam






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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 6:48:04 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		Absolutely not! Moobs are banned under the Geneva Man Rack Convention! Yes you must see Fornica's sublime rack. I nearly had a nosebleed. Well I think it was my nose I was busy you see.

Hope this helps.
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ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

Does this include man boobs?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Hi Pam. That is a very good question that I get asked all to frequently. Now in answer I always pose another question. What is an imperfect breast size? You see, all breasts are perfect, size is purely personal.
I hope this helps.

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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

What is the perfect breast size?

pam








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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 6:48:48 AM   
GreedyTop


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

Am I the only person here who hasn´t seen Fornica´s rack? Will my life be incomplete without this visual experience?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Straight you are beautiful as you are. & who's gonna notice your har when they see your rack?

Hope that helps.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

Should i curl my hair today or leave it straight?







I havent seen her rack either (but since we're gonna fuck at some point... I guess I will then ;) )

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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 6:51:41 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

Am I the only person here who hasn´t seen Fornica´s rack? Will my life be incomplete without this visual experience?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Straight you are beautiful as you are. & who's gonna notice your har when they see your rack?

Hope that helps.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

Should i curl my hair today or leave it straight?







I havent seen her rack either (but since we're gonna fuck at some point... I guess I will then ;) )



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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 7:28:25 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 7:29:56 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

You'll have to ask her (SHE'S the dom-type.. LOL)



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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 7:32:02 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		yeah, well that's just hawt ;)

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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 7:37:08 AM   
poise


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Status: offline 		Dear Uncle Niney,

Can you really lick my nose with the tip of your tongue?

(and being the most helpful of all your nieces, here is a link to Fornicas' bodacious boobies)

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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 7:39:34 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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Hope that helps.
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ORIGINAL: poise

Dear Uncle Niney,

Can you really lick my nose with the tip of your tongue?

(and being the most helpful of all your nieces, here is a link to Fornicas' bodacious boobies)



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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 7:47:07 AM   
GreedyTop


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::: THUDS :::

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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 8:48:45 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Dear Uncle Niney,

Does wanting to use Fornica´s boobies as a pillow make me bi, les, or merely hedonistic? They look so soft and squishy ...

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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 8:52:03 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		A lovely question & far be it for me to dissuade you from sapphic pleasureI suspect that' it is none of your suggestions. merely someone with excellent taste.
Hope this helps.

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

Dear Uncle Niney,

Does wanting to use Fornica´s boobies as a pillow make me bi, les, or merely hedonistic? They look so soft and squishy ...



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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 9:41:15 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		HEY!! get in line, Kitty!! I CALL DIBS on Fornicas bewbages AND the rest of her!!!

*grins*

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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 9:43:08 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		Coolies, a chick fight over chick boobs, let the good times roll.
quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

HEY!! get in line, Kitty!! I CALL DIBS on Fornicas bewbages AND the rest of her!!!

*grins*



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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 9:59:48 AM   
Fornica


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My bewbs should fit you all in them, if we squish together. Kitty, you're most defo gay now. Greedy, I guess Uncle Niney can join us, but everyone has to worship me as the supreme being, or it'll all go to hell.
Love,
Fornication
Ps- Kitty, they are very soft and squishy. I almost suffocate myself if I lie on my back.

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RE: Ask Uncle Niney. - 11/26/2011 10:01:35 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

Dear everyone
My bewbs should fit you all in them, if we squish together. Kitty, you're most defo gay now. Greedy, I guess Uncle Niney can join us, but everyone has to worship me as the supreme being, or it'll all go to hell.
Love,
Fornication
Ps- Kitty, they are very soft and squishy. I almost suffocate myself if I lie on my back.



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