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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:02:05 PM   
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Ah yes, but I know how the 1812 ends...

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:02:39 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:04:50 PM   
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Oh dear. I thought they'd have gotten used to him doing that by now. He was doing that way before I met him, after all...



he is not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy........ he uses underhand tactics like facts and stuff.

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:07:57 PM   
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Oh dear. I thought they'd have gotten used to him doing that by now. He was doing that way before I met him, after all...



he is not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy........ he uses underhand tactics like facts and stuff.


Those dreaded facts can be a bit of a bugger, I agree. He seems to like those, though, so no amount of nostril fucking will rid him of those tactics, I fear...


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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:09:06 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:10:31 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:10:35 PM   
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Oh dear. I thought they'd have gotten used to him doing that by now. He was doing that way before I met him, after all...


So, anyway, what does Moonie look like, BHG? No idea why, but whenever I've read his political opinions, I've always pictured a big fat bald bastard with a beard and halitosis, wearing a really badly-fitting suit. Am I correct? And does he wear scuffed brown suede shoes?

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:14:25 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:15:01 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:17:06 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:26:21 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:34:37 PM   
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I'm just sick like that.



Shut me up without using duct tape..... Thats a first.........lol

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:39:40 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:41:02 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:43:39 PM   
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I have to say that it completely cracks me up that no-one, nobody at all, has so far argued with me on my assertion that femdoms tend to have large nostrils. I wonder how many femdoms have been scrutinising their nostrils closely in front of the mirror?!

Just waiting for one of the haughtier ones to turn up here to say "You're talking bollocks, as usual, Peon. My nostrils are of perfectly average proportions. I'm disappointed by your passive-aggressive behaviour. etc. " *Chortle*

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:46:08 PM   
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I believe we have moved on to other AHEM *other* orifices. <watches all the males cross their legs>

But we appreciate your input.


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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 6:46:39 PM   
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I have to say that it completely cracks me up that no-one, nobody at all, has so far argued with me on my assertion that femdoms tend to have large nostrils. I wonder how many femdoms have been scrutinising their nostrils closely in front of the mirror?!

Just waiting for one of the haughtier ones to turn up here to say "You're talking bollocks, as usual, Peon. My nostrils are of perfectly average proportions. I'm disappointed by your passive-aggressive behaviour. etc. " *Chortle*


Well, my huge bulbous nose sort of stops me being able to decide if my nostrils are overly big, really. I did try and fit two fingers up one, but they only seem to accept one, so your guess is as good as mine, Peon.

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/27/2011 3:34:16 AM   
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thing coming up my nose is air!  But the one
thing i did hear was a women took her false eye out
and yes he screwed her eye socket, yes men will screw
anything lol true story!

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/27/2011 3:41:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		Haha peon :) *chortle* indeed :)
(Happy to see that word making a reappearance. :D)

Why do you suppose FemDoms have larger nostrils? Can you accurately predict tendencies toward dominance by measuring nostril diameter?

This eye-socket-fucking business has my stomach doing jumping jacks... :p

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/27/2011 4:41:26 AM   
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I have to say that it completely cracks me up that no-one, nobody at all, has so far argued with me on my assertion that femdoms tend to have large nostrils. I wonder how many femdoms have been scrutinising their nostrils closely in front of the mirror?!

Just waiting for one of the haughtier ones to turn up here to say "You're talking bollocks, as usual, Peon. My nostrils are of perfectly average proportions. I'm disappointed by your passive-aggressive behaviour. etc. " *Chortle*



< Message edited by MissKittyDeVine -- 11/27/2011 4:42:25 AM >

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