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Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 1:51:53 PM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		I was perusing through various femdom profiles recently and noticed - as, no doubt, have many others - that femdoms quite frequently have unusually large nostrils. (Why this should be, I don't know - a question for another thread.)

But have people ever tried to insert their penises or, indeed, strap-ons, in their subs' nostrils? Or ear holes? If so, has it been fun? Obviously, it'd require a chopper that's on the compact side, as well as nostrils that are quite voluminous but . . . well, it's imaginable that two people with the right attributes might meet and experiment . . . .

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 1:56:18 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 1:57:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		In all the way, no, but ejaculated into yes. Cumming in someone's nose can qualify as a form of breath control - obviously caution is required - but it does add an extra thrill in my experience.

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:02:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good grief peon haha :) you're on a roll. :p

I've had an accidental cum-up-the-snoot experience. :p it's not so nice haha

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:03:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Suleiman

In all the way, no, but ejaculated into yes. Cumming in someone's nose can qualify as a form of breath control - obviously caution is required - but it does add an extra thrill in my experience.


Thanks, Suleiman.

Would it work with lubricant - to push at least the head of one's dick into a woman's nostril? Though, obviously, there's snot as a natural lubricant, especially so if she has a cold at the time.



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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:03:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have never even thought of inserting anything into a sub's nostril. Very interesting idea, though...

I'm very glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything while I read that, as I fear I might have ended up with the said food or drink actually coming out of my quite small nostrils.

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:07:05 PM   
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It doesnt even have to be organic.
take these as examples for instance:

Try a park bench: http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f2/guy-fucks-park-bench-needs-rescued-9508/

Or perhaps a bicycle: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-490544/Man-forced-sign-sex-offenders-register-having-sex-bike.html

(the best part is - he also has to register as a sex offender)

How about a street sign: http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=64171

but lets not forget about a lamp post: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580899/Man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-lamp-post.html

who needs people or animals anymore?

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:07:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		That can be well...breath taking, as it were.

How about jizz in the eye?  Painful, and not in a good way !!


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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:08:49 PM   
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Not the most charming way to be awakened, let me tell you.

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:10:29 PM   
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The eye is the WORST.

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:12:38 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:15:36 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:17:44 PM   
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Does she get to make him into a pegleg?

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:19:26 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:20:43 PM   
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I guess the obvious subsidiary question is: is thrusting one's whanger into a woman's nostril an inherently dominant thing to do? I'm aware of the theory that no given act is inherently either dominant or submissive - but are there limits to this?

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:29:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, if the guy in question has been ordered to do it beforehand, I guess it can then be seen as submissive, but if he wakes the woman by doing it, then that could just be a slightly dominant move, or just very, very funny. I guess it all depends on the woman in question.
I wouldn't suggest any sub guy doing that on a first night with a woman, though, unless he knows that she'd definitely find it amusing...

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:30:58 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:37:50 PM   
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Funnily enough I was talking about nose sex today with someone

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:44:35 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:51:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		I couldn't believe it when she told me. There's worse. There's the donkey punch, the strawberry shortcake, spiderman, superman, and rusty hook. I hadn't heard of any of those until my oldest told me. Could have made me feel old if I hadn't been laughing so much...

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