MistressDarkArt
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ORIGINAL: seekerofslut Damn right. A French slut / chef specializing in performing orally while simultaneously whipping up crepes of various sorts and tacking the boat in a 30kt gale. Well, I'm of Russian descent, not French, probably quite good at crepe-making since there were lots of blintzes in my past, I can indeed tack a boat in 30 kts, and my last review as a fellatrix was 5 stars. Doing them all simultaneously...well, I gotta be totally honest here...maybe just the fellating and boat tacking together, the crepe making will have to wait (I hope you approve of my priorities.) So...can I apply for the position, SeekerOfSlut? Hmmmm?
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