What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives

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stacey4u2luv -> What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 9:44:16 AM)
Whip teddy bears, decapitate dolls, actually go ride a horse naked if they do this one can i be invited to watch?

LafayetteLady -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 9:47:19 AM)
Well they don't have lives of course. They live in caves, under rocks and in their mom's basements. They only exist when they have a sub.

stacey4u2luv -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 9:49:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady Well they don't have lives of course. They live in caves, under rocks and in their mom's basements. They only exist when they have a sub. so possibly they are waiting in a cave for a woman to walk by and drag her in by her hair?

LafayetteLady -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 9:55:37 AM)
Of course. If they aren't, they aren't a "twue" dom.

angelikaJ -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 9:56:53 AM)
Hopefully, whatever it is that "normally functional" adults do: live their lives well.

stef -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 9:57:25 AM)
They spend every waking minute being insane in the P/R forum.

Kana -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:01:07 AM)
We net type doms spend most of our time sighing deeply, wishing we had someone to do the laundry, feed us and clean the basement.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:04:09 AM)
I don't know what any other Dom/mes besides me do, but I live my life as a normal, functional human being, regardless of whether I have a sub. If I'm not a normal, functional person now, how can I ever expect to be the kind of person who would make someone a good Domme when I do have a sub in my life? NBMG

Fornica -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:07:35 AM)
Lament, and shake my fist at the gods.

stacey4u2luv -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:08:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana We net type doms spend most of our time making deep sighs, wishing we had someone to do the laundry, feed us and clean the basement. Is there a punching bag down there in the basement that you need dusted off so you can use it? Is that a toy you forgot to add to your collection? Maybe you could tie a mannequin to it. Don't mind me i just feel like joking around a little today. :)

stacey4u2luv -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:12:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl I don't know what any other Dom/mes besides me do, but I live my life as a normal, functional human being, regardless of whether I have a sub. If I'm not a normal, functional person now, how can I ever expect to be the kind of person who would make someone a good Domme when I do have a sub in my life? NBMG :) i do love this response, but what about like foreplay kinda like when someone plays with themselves to get themselves off. Wonders if any do any such things.

Kana -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:16:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stacey4u2luv quote: ORIGINAL: Kana We net type doms spend most of our time making deep sighs, wishing we had someone to do the laundry, feed us and clean the basement. Is there a punching bag down there in the basement that you need dusted off so you can use it? Is that a toy you forgot to add to your collection? Le sigh. But being a dom w/o a sub implies that she left. So alas, no. I would lack a punching bag and/or a toy. 1,2,3....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. So sad.

LillyBoPeep -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:16:39 AM)
They eat SPAM, since it comes in a can. They also sit around in their underwear all day to avoid making too much laundry without someone around to do it. They don't bathe, either, because the tub'll never get cleaned, and they pee in empty pop bottles to keep the toilet clean. They CAN take the trash out, so that's their only saving grace. Taking out the trash is men's work and doesn't soil their Twue Dom Certifications.

Fornica -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:17:18 AM)
I kick puppies.

Kana -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:17:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep They eat SPAM, since it comes in a can. They also sit around in their underwear all day to avoid making too much laundry without someone around to do it. They don't bathe, either, because the tub'll never get cleaned, and they pee in empty pop bottles to keep the toilet clean. They CAN take the trash out, so that's their only saving grace. Taking out the trash is men's work and doesn't soil their Twue Dom Certifications. But we don't empty out those pop bottles cause that's just plain icky. We save them to be removed by the next victim, I mean hostage, I mean sub. And hey, I have a new, hysterical, subtitle!

LaTigresse -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:21:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana We net type doms spend most of our time sighing deeply, wishing we had someone to do the laundry, feed us and clean the basement. Quit peeking in my windows.

stacey4u2luv -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:26:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep They eat SPAM, since it comes in a can. They also sit around in their underwear all day to avoid making too much laundry without someone around to do it. They don't bathe, either, because the tub'll never get cleaned, and they pee in empty pop bottles to keep the toilet clean. They CAN take the trash out, so that's their only saving grace. Taking out the trash is men's work and doesn't soil their Twue Dom Certifications. hahahahhaha i love it, i love it. hahahaa

LillyBoPeep -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:29:09 AM)
Do you know how much those certifications cost? First you have to find an accredited BDSM academy, which is hard enough! Then you have to alter your habits to Capitalize Anything Referring to Y/you, which is hard, if you're (whoops, You're) old enough. Old habits die hard, as it were. Stockpiling leather goods, perfecting the Domly Stare, all these things require an immense investment! So I mean... you can see why they wouldn't want to fuck that up. :p

Kana -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:40:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep Do you know how much those certifications cost? First you have to find an accredited BDSM academy, which is hard enough! Then you have to alter your habits to Capitalize Anything Referring to Y/you, which is hard, if you're (whoops, You're) old enough. Old habits die hard, as it were. Stockpiling leather goods, perfecting the Domly Stare, all these things require an immense investment! So I mean... you can see why they wouldn't want to fuck that up. :p And assless chaps. Don't forget those. The one essential item in every OTD's (One Twue Doms) wardrobe

LillyBoPeep -> RE: What do Doms do when they do not have a sub in their lives (12/3/2011 10:43:13 AM)
Oh man, you're getting into Twue Master territory, there -- not for the faint of heart... [:-]

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