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Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 4:45:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Why cannot them folks wear a hat or a cap like all normal lizards do? Or is it just because they speak Spanish? For that matter: why do the Spanish speak Spanish like the Spanish do? Why cannot they speak Spanish like the speakers of the Germanic languages do? Spanish would be such a more beautiful language without all those slurred vowels. Also: when a Spanish person says wwowel, one never knows whether he meant vowel or bowel. Why is that? Why cannot they pronounce the v and the b properly? Why cannot purple polka dotted lizards dress properly?
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 4:46:14 AM   
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 4:48:03 AM   
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 4:48:49 AM   
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 5:36:19 AM   
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 5:37:25 AM   
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 7:10:05 AM   
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 7:40:55 AM   
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 7:42:53 AM   
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 8:09:01 AM   
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Good post, poise.

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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 9:35:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		LMAO!! leave it to you, Poise to come up with that pic!!

Rule.. I think lizards should be allowed to whichever kind of chapeau suits their body shape and skintype.. erm, tone..

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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 2:30:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros
Are the hottest gunslinging hero's.
So it is important for them to keep to the shade
Ere the blazing Sun makes their life force fade.
Hence it is why purple polka dotted lizards are wearing sombreros.

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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 3:42:56 PM   
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Why cannot purple polka dotted lizards dress properly?


Because they were circumcised.

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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 4:07:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		Why do bats wear hats? Why do not they wear sombrero's like purple polka dotted lizards do? Is it because of air resistance?

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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/8/2011 10:23:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think the brims on sombreros are too wide to work with bats ears....

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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/9/2011 6:36:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Que carajo es wwowel ?

Have you ever had a natural tan girl whisper huskily in your ear ay papi ?
dont think it would have the same effect in German. but to each his/her own if guttural languages is what floats your boat.
i did like poise's lagarto . wonder why he doesnt speak the language of love ?

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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/9/2011 6:45:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: favesclava
Que carajo es wwowel ?

It is either 'vowel' or 'bowel' as pronounced by a Spanish speaking purple polka dotted lizard wearing a sombrero.

Since nobody has answered the question why bats do not wear sombrero's, I offer my solution: they do not because they are active at night only and therefore do not require the shade against the Sun that a sombrero provides.

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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/9/2011 7:02:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: favesclava
Que carajo es wwowel ?

It is either 'vowel' or 'bowel' as pronounced by a Spanish speaking purple polka dotted lizard wearing a sombrero.

Since nobody has answered the question why bats do not wear sombrero's, I offer my solution: they do not because they are active at night only and therefore do not require the shade against the Sun that a sombrero provides.
ok got it . if i ever meet a Spanish speaking purple polka dotted lizard wearing a sombrero i will work it into the conversation just to hear him/ her say it.




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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/9/2011 7:55:11 AM   
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RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros - 12/9/2011 8:42:47 AM   
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