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ORIGINAL: barelynangel

Yeah with my pretty literal interpretation Stella I can see it now--

Oh shit I hope you are done with your bucket list cause "it's" a comin'

Or well this dude next to you isn't here for long. You'll be kicking him to the curb for Adonis manohgod. Sorry guy don't let this hurt yourself esteem she would have cheated on you eventually.

That may be a bit too subtle.
You can't candy coat these things.