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What is so offensive about the cone??

I want strawberry!

8% (3)

I want chocolate!

17% (6)

How dare you question my powerful kinkiness!

17% (6)

I'm too twue to be nilla

8% (3)

pancakes!

11% (4)

Don't tread on me...

0% (0)

Oh baby - assless chaps!

2% (1)

There's candy in that van over there...

8% (3)

I cause subs to swoon when I walk by.

14% (5)

Send me money, you loser scumworms!

8% (3)

Total Votes : 34

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 7:21:23 AM

Marc2b

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C'mon, Marc. You gotta admit that theres few things as hot and fun as totally corrupting a "good Catholic girl".

If you can find one. I spent four years in a Catholic high school so I can tell you that good Catholic girls are a rare breed. Oh, they were good at putting on the persona of a good Catholic girl when they needed to but when not needed...

When, let me put it this way. The public school kids used to laugh at us for being prudes and goody-two-shoes but the reality was that they were amateurs in the debauchery and trouble making depatment compared to us. We were just better at covering things up and not getting caught.

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 7:25:29 AM

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 7:29:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

C'mon, Marc. You gotta admit that theres few things as hot and fun as totally corrupting a "good Catholic girl".

If you can find one. I spent four years in a Catholic high school so I can tell you that good Catholic girls are a rare breed. Oh, they were good at putting on the persona of a good Catholic girl when they needed to but when not needed...

When, let me put it this way. The public school kids used to laugh at us for being prudes and goody-two-shoes but the reality was that they were amateurs in the debauchery and trouble making depatment compared to us. We were just better at covering things up and not getting caught.

Let's say I taught at a Catholic school so Ive seen what youre talking about. There was, however, NO debauchery involving me at the time. I'm a perve, not a pedophile.

I did, however have corruption opportunities when I was in college.

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 7:36:41 AM

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Let's say I taught at a Catholic school so Ive seen what youre talking about. There was, however, NO debauchery involving me at the time. I'm a perve, not a pedophile.

I did, however have corruption opportunities when I was in college.

Once I crossed the Rubicon (ie, turned eighteen) I kept my prospecting on the proper side of the river too (ah, but oh the memories).

College was even better! No need to sneak around... except from those weird, anti-sex, militant feminists who seem to think that any time a male looks at a woman appreciatively, he is commiting some sort of crime against nature. Thankfully, those weirdoes were in the minority (but man, were they annoying).

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 12:44:15 PM

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Ok, who knows the backstory on how Ron, with 34,000 posts, now has a vanilla cone?

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 12:45:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

Ok, who knows the backstory on how Ron, with 34,000 posts, now has a vanilla cone?

He likes to be licked I heard.

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 2:39:27 PM

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He begged for it and the mods took pity on him.

Besides, it fucks the newbies headspace...

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 2:55:56 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

think I might've been perplexed by it when I first came here under a different name. But I don't really even remember. :p

What do you think would be a better replacement?

I wish I could've kept the handcuffs, personally. :p

I wouldn't replace it. Now that I know what the deal is, it doesn't bother me. You don't have it very long (25 posts I think) and, besides, its fun watching newbies get all perplexed about it... kind of like when you're a senior in high school watching the freshmen get lost - just like you did - looking for their classes.

I like the cuffs too. I'm tired of the paddles, they last to long.

This.

I think I should get something swanky like a coiled up whip or something.

Orrrrr maybe an ice cream sandwich.... I am hungry

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 3:25:39 PM

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Because people think that being called vanilla is a bad thing, as in it's implying you're not kinky, or you're not sexually adventurous, or they think it's insulting to be called something they're not. Most people use the term vanilla to describe those who're boring at sex or in the bedroom , or kind of as a derogatory thing, like "oh him, he's vanilla, he'd never be in my bed."

That's my take.

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Why do you think people find the vanilla cone so alarming?

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 7:36:19 PM

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vanilla ice cream, vanilla cake, vanilla coffee, vanilla beans, vanilla marshmallows...mmmmm.

Vanilla's one of my favorite flavors

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 7:42:08 PM

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Have you seen that commercial for chocolate diamonds? (Is there really such a thing?) Anyway, they end the commercial with "Chocolate diamonds....they're anything but vanilla."

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 8:13:53 PM

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Chocolate diamonds are brownish diamods right?
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_Chocolate_Diamonds

Haven't seen that specific commercial, alas

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 9:01:10 PM

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And on a kink site who the hell wants to be reminded of pure and innocent.

There is a lot to be said about enticing the pure and innocent to the dark side.

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 9:03:09 PM

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Hill... Im a good girl.

As long as you are using my definition of good.

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 9:07:51 PM

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Is that the same as Marilyn Monroe's definition?

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/9/2011 9:16:56 PM

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Yay!!! You guessed it!

Such a smart man!

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/10/2011 6:30:29 AM

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Not a diamond fan generally, but I do like these!

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RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? - 12/10/2011 6:35:05 AM

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Perrrty :)

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