quote:

ORIGINAL: talibahh

Giving more than 100%
 
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this:
 
What equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
All of us (at some point) have heard where someone wants you to give more than 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What equals 100% in life or servitude?
 
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you to answer these questions and hopefully suceed in being a pleasing sub/slave:
 
IF:
 
A B C D E F G  H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
 
is represented as:
 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
 
Then:
 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
 
and:
 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
 
BUT:
 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
 
And:
 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
 
AND... look how far ass-kissing will take you:
 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
 
Therefore... one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hardwork, and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-Kissing that will put you over the top!!!
 
Don't you just love it???
 
(wish i could take the credit for this... but i can't... author unknown)
 
Hope you have all learned something about how to please your Dom/me or Master/Mistress...  
 
cheekily,
tali
 

quote:

ORIGINAL: joyinslavery

quote:

ORIGINAL: talibahh

Giving more than 100%
 
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this:
 
What equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
All of us (at some point) have heard where someone wants you to give more than 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What equals 100% in life or servitude?
 
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you to answer these questions and hopefully suceed in being a pleasing sub/slave:
 
IF:
 
A B C D E F G  H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
 
is represented as:
 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
 
Then:
 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
 
and:
 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
 
BUT:
 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
 
And:
 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
 
AND... look how far ass-kissing will take you:
 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
 
Therefore... one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hardwork, and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-Kissing that will put you over the top!!!
 
Don't you just love it???
 
(wish i could take the credit for this... but i can't... author unknown)
 
Hope you have all learned something about how to please your Dom/me or Master/Mistress...  
 
cheekily,
tali
 

talibahh, that is really funny (and pretty accurate I think!)!  Thanks for the giggle...had to save this one!