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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 7:36:02 PM   
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Yeah, Ashjor has made the CM DreamDate (tm) list!!


<talking with sexy frech accent>
what dose (tm) really means? please

it means that the term "CM DreamDate" is trademarked. You perhaps thought it meant something kinky?

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 7:36:46 PM   
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They do!? Mine doesn't.


did you ask, I mean nicely?


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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 7:41:54 PM   
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it means that the term "CM DreamDate" is trademarked. You perhaps thought it meant something kinky?



I thought it means TerMinal List, or something TerMinal, that I would end up dead.

& not ®,™, or something kinky

< Message edited by ashjor911 -- 12/16/2011 7:45:04 PM >

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 7:45:44 PM   
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it means that the term "CM DreamDate" is trademarked. You perhaps thought it meant something kinky?


I thought it means TerMinal List, or something TerMinal, that I would end up dead.

& not ®, or something kinky

naw,.. no one here is that mean... Greedy wouldnt let anyone hurt you.. not badly, anyway..

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 7:46:42 PM   
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They do!? Mine doesn't.


did you ask, I mean nicely?


Actually no, but I have hinted. We're a D/D couple and I have no sub right now.....and there's something else I'd much rather have done than a foot massage. hehe But somehow, I think that is not gonna happen.


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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 7:49:51 PM   
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Actually no, but I have hinted. We're a D/D couple and I have no sub right now.....and there's something else I'd much rather have done than a foot massage. hehe But somehow, I think that is not gonna happen.



then what you are complaning about?

PS: even a freind at work can massage your feet, with nothing sexual.... & yes I have done it to people work with me..

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 7:51:01 PM   
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naw,.. no one here is that mean... Greedy wouldnt let anyone hurt you.. not badly, anyway..


thank God for that .....



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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 7:54:53 PM   
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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 8:01:40 PM   
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try deffernt nuber that began with 01 each time...... & you will have symbols like ... š ® ¹ Ä ˆ ¤ Š

I may go sleep now 6:00 am here, have a good one everybody

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 8:13:30 PM   
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Shoot, anyone needs a bug killed, you just give me a call.


I'm going to take you up on this.  Next time a ferocious haus-eating spider makes an appearance.....

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/16/2011 9:18:32 PM   
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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 3:55:00 AM   
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I love threads like this.  They always bring out the chicks with issues who promptly display them for all to see.  It's brilliant.


Sometimes a silly list is just a silly list.

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 5:22:16 AM   
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Ooh how do you make the little tm? All you people with your symbols skillz!


Just remember that, your dildo did not tell you how type symbol.....


suck it you plastic brad pitt....

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 5:47:33 AM   
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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 5:55:15 AM   
ashjor911


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Greedy, Get down from the roof, its fucking freezing.

if you come down I got hot Cacao, & a foot rub

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 6:45:51 AM   
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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 6:50:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Okay Ladies, Let me just ask you this!

When is the last time your plastic pal read the paper though breakfast?

No, wait... When is the last time old reliable sandpapered you with 5 O'clock shadow?

No, wait... When is the last time your toy soldier left his clothes on the floor?

No, Wait... When is the last time 'Buzz' flicked through all 200 channels, twice?

Uhmmm... Y'know, I'll get back to you on this...

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 10:44:05 AM   
ashjor911


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Okay Ladies, Let me just ask you this!

When is the last time your plastic pal read the paper though breakfast?

No, wait... When is the last time old reliable sandpapered you with 5 O'clock shadow?

No, wait... When is the last time your toy soldier left his clothes on the floor?

No, Wait... When is the last time 'Buzz' flicked through all 200 channels, twice?

Uhmmm... Y'know, I'll get back to you on this...



DUDE...... you are not helping here....!!!!???


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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 10:56:34 AM   
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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 11:01:37 AM   
ashjor911


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dildos are the same,
is he dead now? ... from the story, one can think that he is lost now dead or got hit by bassing by garbage truck,
if that story end with garbage truck & he is dead on the sterrt, I will print it & hange it over my bed...

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