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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/17/2011 11:52:30 PM   
FrostedFlake


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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 4:57:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: seababy

I love your list

By the way can any on tell me what a "hobgoblin" is I googled but only came up with its original meaning.
Some kind of American food? A really naughty sex act?
"Just popped out for a Hobgoblin, lovey! "
I have no clue.



It's a dark beer that has devastating fart power the next day.


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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 5:09:50 AM   
seababy


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Status: offline 		Ahh now I get the corn reference.


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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 6:36:05 AM   
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(3) Your children can't take them out into the center of the cul-desac and use  them as swords, while your neighbors watch and snicker.

WinD





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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 6:40:49 AM   
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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 7:19:01 AM   
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Don't judge a book by its cover, it could well be worth a good sniff or two...

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 7:24:10 AM   
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Would you really prefer the one on the left, ladies?


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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 7:38:37 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		A dildo won't go out and fire your car up on a cold morning so it's toasty and ice free when you go to work.
A dildo won't bring the spare set of keys to you when you're locked out.

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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 7:42:17 AM   
Moonhead


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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 7:48:53 AM   
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RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! - 12/18/2011 8:03:25 AM   
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