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Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 4:34:17 PM   
MyMaster1


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Status: offline 		Once upon a time, a healthy, wealthy, and very wise man, went into the new car showroom to check-out the latest models. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a freshly-painted, albeit older, used model, in the Used Car Lot. He walked over, and gently lifted up the hood. Only to discover that indeed all the parts were either worn-out and rusty, or not able to function properly, because of way too much usage and mileage. He walked away like a gentleman, only to hear an onlooker muttering something about "I knew you weren't in here seriously looking - I saw through your bullshit the moment you entered into the room." Smiling to himself, he nodded to the on-lookers admiring how he presented himeself, and his fedora... and walked out of the premises, feeling good that he did not have to waste any more of his precious time on new models that don't have "it", and/or older models who either lost "it" or never had "it" in the first place. The end. :-)
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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 5:55:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MyMaster1

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time a rather self-centered fellow, unable to convince anybody in real life of his value, wandered into a BDSM dating site. Eyeing the profiles, he imagined everyone admiring him. But nothing he saw suited him. And not only that, nobody was admiring him and nobody gave a fuck. So he affected indifference and pretended to walk out. But he didn't really. He stuck around watching, hoping he might still find someone willing to respect a man who doesn't do what he says.

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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 6:09:06 PM   
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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 8:16:02 PM   
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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 8:22:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thank you for your lame attempt at a response 'kirata"... but as usual for a fellow wearing such a cheap hat... you got it all wrong... I happen to be a fellow who has has and always have had, NO problem having my "value" known and appreciated by those who are qualified to judge such things- for longer than you have been, in all probability. I have been in this lifestyle as a "genuine" for quite some time, and so I don't "wander-in" anywhere. As for the rest of your BS 'assumptions" - three words F + U! Oops, I also am not good at math, but fortunately have real good accountants. From the looks of things in the background of your flattering profile pic... your time would be better spent trawling for cray fish in the morning's out-tide.

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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 8:32:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		Kirata's point is now proved.
Try reading & assimilating prior to being snide. Sometimes it stops us looking a twat.

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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 8:35:09 PM   
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Kirata's point is now proved.
Try reading & assimilating prior to being snide. Sometimes it stops us looking a twat.

He is not here for that.. he has a newly minted website and needs traffic to it.. thinly veiled spam...

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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 8:35:52 PM   
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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 8:47:01 PM   
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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 9:07:01 PM   
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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 9:27:38 PM   
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Shit. I wanted an invite to go fishing for crayfish.

so, Nine.. you sig... ummm,.. guess you have never had a bad bj, huh?

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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 10:21:32 PM   
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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 10:39:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero
Kirata's point is now proved.
Try reading & assimilating prior to being snide. Sometimes it stops us looking a twat.

He is not here for that.. he has a newly minted website and needs traffic to it.. thinly veiled spam...
And it probably redirects to yet another PPV smut site.


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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 11:00:05 PM   
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Sometimes it stops us looking a twat.


Correction :

Sometimes it stops us looking atwat.

Also for future reference, cunt is a word like fish. Cunt is the plural of cunt. People who say "fishes" do not know fucking English. Fish is the plural of fish.

I hear there are about ten such words in English, that the plural is the same as the singular but I could never think of all of them, so fuck it.

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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/16/2011 11:48:25 PM   
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I wish to state - for the record - that I have always liked Kirata's hat!



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I always liked the fact he was on a boat!


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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/17/2011 12:34:53 AM   
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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/17/2011 12:48:05 AM   
MyMaster1


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Status: offline 		A pimp-tight translation for da dumb fuk who dozent get da humore: Yo, yo... Once upon uh tyme, an not long agoh, uh healthy, wealthy, an' very wise nigga, go into da new `64 showroom ta check-out da latest models. Out o' da corner o' hiz eye, he spotted uh freshly-painted, albeit older, used model bitch, in da Used `64 Lot. He walked ova, an' gently lifted up da hood. Only ta discover dat indeeed all da parts wuz either worn-out an' rusty az fuk, or nots able ta function properlee, cuz o' way dem haz gotz wayyyy too much usage an' mileage an stuf. He walked away like uh gentleman, only ta hear sum dum fuk onlooker muttering somethin` bout "ah knew you wazn't in here seriously looking - ah seen threw yo' bullshit da moment you entered into da room." Smiling ta himself, he nodded ta da on-lookers admiring how he presented himeself, an' his fedora... an' walked out o' da premises, feeling pimp-tight dat he did not gots ta waste any mo' o' his precious tyme on new models dat don' gots "it", an'/or sum older models who either lost "it" or never had "it" in da first fukin place. da end. :-) in the hood... dat is.

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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/17/2011 1:12:00 AM   
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.. and walked out of the premises, feeling good that he did not have to waste any more of his precious time on new models that don't have "it", and/or older models who either lost "it" or never had "it" in the first place. The end. :-)


and yet...here you are.



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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/17/2011 1:24:19 AM   
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RE: Used cars with a new paint job... - 12/17/2011 1:57:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		so....if we lifted the OP's hat/hood, we'd find that it was all rusted and worn out underneath?

*puzzled*

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