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Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) - 5/29/2006 2:00:26 PM

ADomDoc

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RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES OF THE WORLD IN A NUTSHELL

Catholicism:    If shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Judaism:          Why does this shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Islam:           If shit happens, take a hostage.
Hinduism:         This shit happened before.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

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RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) - 5/29/2006 2:14:18 PM

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Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

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RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) - 5/29/2006 2:21:44 PM

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Animism: Shit is everywhere.

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RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) - 5/29/2006 3:49:54 PM

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Thank you gentlemen ... they've been added to my original :-)

Animism:        Shit is everywhere.
Atheism:        I don't believe this shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Zen:              What is the sound of shit happening?

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RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) - 5/29/2006 5:02:13 PM

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Zoroastrianism: Is this good shit or bad shit?

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RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) - 5/29/2006 6:34:37 PM

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Jehovah's Witnesses: (knock knock) Shit is coming....are you ready? (If no one answers, they will leave a roll of toilet paper.)

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RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) - 5/29/2006 6:42:01 PM

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I have no idea what religion this lady followed but her husband , a friend of mine had to dump her because it made her so wacky. This religion predicted the end of the world 3 times and she was bouncing off the walls and being hysterical. They had a date every time the world would end and needless to say it never did end or we would not be on Collarme typing and reading forums lol.

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RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) - 5/29/2006 10:49:07 PM

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Crazy cult: This shit is going to end right now!

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