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ORIGINAL: hausboy

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

My office, it is dusty. Well, actually only a few spots are dusty, let me show you them! Bring cookies.

OP, verrrrry few people are into DOING the cleaning. Me, I'd just as soon hire someone.

dusty....     bring...cookies...wait a second.....     is...this...a trap??!??

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ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake

Obviously, I am an idiot.

But I read it totally differently. Totally. Completely. Differently.

What I thought that checkbox meant is, WILL I do house work. As opposed to that other checkbox, which I took to mean, will I do housework... and have a good time.

Of course, I will certainly do housework. Someone has to do it. What possible objection could I have? (shoulda got a clue right here) But it does nothing for me. It's just something that needs doing. Y'know, work.

And now I gotta go change my profile. Excuse me.

And I am an idiot. Thanks for clearing THAT up.
FF

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ORIGINAL: Fornica

I want one of these cleaning people.

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ORIGINAL: MariaB

I think its very, very hard to find someone who will genuinely come out and clean your house for you without expecting a reward of play. This is what you usually get!

Janice; Ok sissyanne I want you to look at the list of things to do. All the cleaning things you will need are in that closet.

sissyanne; 'Yes Mistress would you prefer me to lick your toilet clean rather than use a cloth Mistress?'

Janice; 'No sissyanne just use the cloth's and rags provided. I will come round and inspect your work when its finished'

sissyanne; 'Would you like me to wear my stiletto heels whilst Im cleaning Mistress?'

Janice; Sighs, Just clean the house and report back to me when you have finished. You don't need high heels to do that'

sissyanne; 'Ooh I do hope my dress isn't too short Mistress. When I bend over like this Mistress can you see my frilly panties?'

Janice; 'Well don't bend over like that sissyanne. You do know how to crouch surely

sissyanne; 'and if I'm a naughty girl Mistress will you spank me?' I mean Ill try my best Mistress but I know how strict you are Mistress'

Janice, 'Sissyanne I am obviously a big distraction. I'm going to go out shopping and will be gone for a couple of hours.'

sissyanne; 'Mistress I have a terrible headache. If you don't mind I need to go and lay down for a while. I'm sure I will be fine to clean by the time you get back Mistress.'

Janice

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ORIGINAL: hausboy

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ORIGINAL: hausboy

That is very accurate Maria--I've met quite a few of those.  The barometer my Sir uses--if they show up with more outfits than cleaning products. But just don't paint us with the same brush.... here is what some of us offer.....

Domme: So I'm looking for a new houseboy--would you be available and interested?
Haus:  How often would you require--I can only commit to once a month right now?
Domme:  That should be fine. What do you expect or want in return?
Haus: Nothing.  You've been very welcoming and kind to me at [name omittted] parties.  I'd like to provide this service to you as my way of saying thank you.
Domme:  Is that all? I want you to get something out of it.
Haus:  I already do.  All I ask is that you contact my Sir to let him know if you are satisfied (or not) with my services.  Just let me know if you have any special instructions and/or cleaning product preferences--I bring my own equipment but will use your vacuum.
Domme:  See you Saturday.

Honestly. It's that simple.  
At my Sir's House, he is a Dom and a sadist, and loves administering discipline, something I need and desire, and so it works out great for both of us.  He gets a clean house and a boy to beat, and I get the discipline I need and a day of cleaning for and serving my Sir.  win-win for both of us.

We are out there.  We're just buried beneath ad upon ad of "mistress pls let me lick u toilet while i where my panties."

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

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ORIGINAL: hausboy

That is very accurate Maria--I've met quite a few of those.  The barometer my Sir uses--if they show up with more outfits than cleaning products. But just don't paint us with the same brush.... here is what some of us offer.....

Domme: So I'm looking for a new houseboy--would you be available and interested?
Haus:  How often would you require--I can only commit to once a month right now?
Domme:  That should be fine. What do you expect or want in return?
Haus: Nothing.  You've been very welcoming and kind to me at [name omittted] parties.  I'd like to provide this service to you as my way of saying thank you.
Domme:  Is that all? I want you to get something out of it.
Haus:  I already do.  All I ask is that you contact my Sir to let him know if you are satisfied (or not) with my services.  Just let me know if you have any special instructions and/or cleaning product preferences--I bring my own equipment but will use your vacuum.
Domme:  See you Saturday.

Honestly. It's that simple.  
At my Sir's House, he is a Dom and a sadist, and loves administering discipline, something I need and desire, and so it works out great for both of us.  He gets a clean house and a boy to beat, and I get the discipline I need and a day of cleaning for and serving my Sir.  win-win for both of us.

We are out there.  We're just buried beneath ad upon ad of "mistress pls let me lick u toilet while i where my panties."

You are hired. See you tomorrow? ;)

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ORIGINAL: rachandchell

LOL or as we saw before at a friends a "maid" showed up in the middle of the hottest summer on record for duty in a maids outfit that would quite frankly but a wedding dress to shame in with its size and pettiecoat mountain... fitting through doorways is usually helpful when cleaning we find lol

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ORIGINAL: SpeakupSlut

So if they are getting turned on scrubbing my toilet I would think one thing would lead to another.

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

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ORIGINAL: rachandchell

LOL or as we saw before at a friends a "maid" showed up in the middle of the hottest summer on record for duty in a maids outfit that would quite frankly but a wedding dress to shame in with its size and pettiecoat mountain... fitting through doorways is usually helpful when cleaning we find lol

Pfft, I don't care what he wants to wear. Can come in sweats and a t-shirt for all I care. I've got a ton and a half of shit to do before Christmas Eve. LOL

Haus, you do have a valid drivers license and clean record, yes? I'll probably be sending a few things to the dump. And I'll at least give you Christmas dinner. ;)