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Holiday toasts - 12/21/2011 10:49:34 AM

Hillwilliam

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No matter what you're celebrating this time of year, it's time to raise a glass to friends and family.

What's your favorite holiday (or other time) toast?

To you folks, I say:

Have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year
With a pocket full of money and a belly full of beer.

next?

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/21/2011 12:00:27 PM

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Love and life and laughter
what will you have after?
Keep a smile in this time
and your ghost will have a shine!

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/21/2011 12:17:11 PM

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Pros' Neujohr,
Kopp voll Hoor,
Muhl vull Zäng
un e Bretzel en dä Häng

This is a toast for New Years eve in Kölsch, a German dialect. It means:

Happy New Year,
head full of hair,
mouth full of teeth,
and a pretzel in the hands.

The pretzel referenced is not the Bavarian style one known in the US, but one made from sweet yeast dough, usually huge, traditionally made to share on New Years day.

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/21/2011 12:56:50 PM

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Sandra.. if you would, send me a recipe for that? It sounds YUMMY!!

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/21/2011 1:01:09 PM

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I am going to dig one out tomorrow and send it to you. Great to have that stuff ready in the aftermath of New Years Eve.
It is easy to make, too.

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/21/2011 1:08:19 PM

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*hugs* thanks!

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/21/2011 1:37:46 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: calamitysandra

I am going to dig one out tomorrow and send it to you. Great to have that stuff ready in the aftermath of New Years Eve.
It is easy to make, too.

Want!

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/23/2011 9:33:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

What's your favorite holiday (or other time) toast?

One I learned from my mother:

Salud, amor y pesetas
y las mujeres con buenas tetas

(Health, love and money...and women with good tits)

And the other:

Ariba! (holding your glass up)
Abajo! (holding your glass down)
Al Centro! (holding your glass forward)
y por Dentro! (drinking what's in your glass)

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/23/2011 10:05:49 AM

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

One I learned from my mother:

Salud, amor y pesetas
y las mujeres con buenas tetas

(Health, love and money...and women with good tits)

Ok, now I'm finally in the holiday spirit!!! I'm going to remember that one. Thank your mom for me..

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/23/2011 10:32:44 AM

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Hee hee, will do!

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/23/2011 10:46:28 AM

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LOL NV! both of those are great!!

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/23/2011 12:56:48 PM

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Mom loves the women with good tits one.

Sorry I don't have one to share because we seldom drink wine or anything hard (except for toddies when we are sick).

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/25/2011 10:00:23 AM

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Nostrovia (Cheers Comrades)

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/25/2011 10:01:37 AM

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slainte!!

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/25/2011 10:24:47 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: calamitysandra

Pros' Neujohr,
Kopp voll Hoor,
Muhl vull Zäng
un e Bretzel en dä Häng

This is a toast for New Years eve in Kölsch, a German dialect. It means:

Happy New Year,
head full of hair,
mouth full of teeth,
and a pretzel in the hands.

The pretzel referenced is not the Bavarian style one known in the US, but one made from sweet yeast dough, usually huge, traditionally made to share on New Years day.

well, given the soft pretzel I ate yesterday...I've got 2 out of 3. No too bad!

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/25/2011 10:57:26 AM

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For a seasonal toast, it is this one that I prefer.

May we all be alive this time next year.

And for an general toast I am fond of these.

May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.

May you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent.

May you always have the price of a pint in your pocket.

And of course my all time most preferred all purpose toast, and one I now raise my glass and wish upon all of you who are not from Cork...

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

A happy Christmas to one and all.

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/25/2011 12:53:37 PM

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Now I raise my glass
and to you this toast I drink.

May the fish always bite,
and your boat never sink.

Should you find yourself in need,
may you always find a loan.

May your woman be true,
and your children your own.

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RE: Holiday toasts - 12/25/2011 12:57:16 PM

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