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DarkSteven -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 9:10:27 AM)

And the reason he waited till he actually GOT to the airport is because wifey is monitoring his Internet use like a hawk at home.  Yep, a REAL Dominant.



Duskypearls -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 9:33:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

I can't even do this one. Some of these are just too easy. It's like being handed a large blunt object and having your victim bent over waiting.


Hahaha! Yeah, where's the sport?!



DesFIP -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 10:46:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

And the reason he waited till he actually GOT to the airport is because wifey is monitoring his Internet use like a hawk at home.  Yep, a REAL Dominant.


He's awful young, it may be momma instead.

I have really horrible memories of the Atlanta airport. Being six months pregnant with a toddler and having to take the tram to the farthest domestic concourse and then run (waddle) my way to the far end of it with all of 20 minutes between planes.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 12:50:13 PM)

I wish these random posters would come back and let us know what kind of luck they had.



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 12:52:21 PM)

I will let you know.  I am going to watch the 5 oclock news.  Channel 5 here in Atlanta doesn't miss much.

"Man spotted in Concourse D at airport, screaming "Oh yeah you collar me slut, suck me suck me!".  Story at 5".



ShaharThorne -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 1:54:12 PM)

Seriously, drop the phone.  You are not making yourself look good.





MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 2:07:32 PM)

I´m torn between identifying the OP as a humiliation junkie or a total twat.



MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 2:22:52 PM)

Hahaha I just had to look at OP´s unbelievably hilarious profile - seems he returned the favour, although I doubt mine provided as much entertainment value.

Thankfully I´m too mature, too dominant, too secure, have the wrong bra size and live on the wrong continent to interest him.

Dude - step away from the BDSM porn and just hire a hooker.



angelikaJ -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 3:41:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: EveryTwoWeeks

????


Wanted: no charge call full service call girls for occasional rendezvous in the motel airports of my choosing. Must be able to provide own transportation, alcohol (wine only) , condoms, lube (can't chance the wife finding out) and any other accouterments of your choosing.
Must be willing to spend the entire night and have no expectations of self-enjoyment; this is about my treating you like the worthless whore that you are.

You must fall into a fairly narrow menu of physical criteria for you to be a match. Young, slender built, few tats and only in select places and no pubes (can't risk leaving behind any little tattle-tales.)

Since I will be using my own name I should be fairly easy to blackmail later despite the precautions previously mentioned; if that is your personal kink but the sex will be vanilla.

Disease free and on birth control, because we all know no one lies about the first and the latter always works.

I am ideally looking for just one reliable girl with low self esteem.






Killerangel -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 3:47:01 PM)

Ugh, he's still putting the call out in his profile. I guess he isn't fazed by our reactions and is sincerely hoping that there is a fantasy girl out there that'll give him a good time. Utterly clueless. 



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 3:49:51 PM)

Sometimes I truly despair at blokes. I read it too & now wish I hadn't. FFS!
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ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

Hahaha I just had to look at OP´s unbelievably hilarious profile - seems he returned the favour, although I doubt mine provided as much entertainment value.

Thankfully I´m too mature, too dominant, too secure, have the wrong bra size and live on the wrong continent to interest him.

Dude - step away from the BDSM porn and just hire a hooker.




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 3:54:06 PM)

He's been at Hartsfield for THREE WEEKS???!!! There's a saying that whether yer goin' ta heaven or hell, ya gotta change planes in Atlanta. I didn't know that Hartsfield is officially purgatory now, though.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 3:58:18 PM)

I just heard on the police radio that they picked a dood up not wearing a shirt looking at his mobile in the airport, muttering about ungrateful slaves. Currently he is being given a shitty mitten treatment as part of an internal.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:02:33 PM)

I"d say we all light a candle and pray to ease him out of purgatory, but my give a damn is broke. 

Sadly, I"m cringing - just knowing there's bound to be a new real life tv drama coming out soon called, "Atlanta's Humiliating Hook-ups."

WinD



DaddySatyr -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:06:12 PM)

Okay. So, let me get this straight ... I'm cancelling my trip to ATL to beg for left-overs?



Peace and comfort,



Michael



Lucylastic -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:08:33 PM)

squeaks, all I can do is squeak
dammit
LMAO



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:09:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

... Currently he is being given a shitty mitten treatment as part of an internal.


[:D]  I bet that wasn't the 'anal' he was referring to in his profile! 



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:20:37 PM)

I think you have to fly 1st class to get it.



Hippiekinkster -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:26:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

I think you have to fly 1st class to get it.
No, I'm pretty sure TSA at ATL offers prostate exams to everyone. Hartsfield is truly a world-class airport.



tj444 -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:26:40 PM)

"She must weigh no more than twice her height (measured in inches)"

well,.. he really shouldnt throw a tough math problem at the kinda girls he is looking for.. girls that dumb wont be able to figure it out.. [:D]




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