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WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:28:08 PM)
That's not so hard! 5'x 2 = 10 pounds! Duh quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 "She must weigh no more than twice her height (measured in inches)" well,.. he really shouldnt throw a tough math problem at the kinda girls he is looking for.. girls that dumb wont be able to figure it out..

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:28:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 "She must weigh no more than twice her height (measured in inches)" well,.. he really shouldnt throw a tough math problem at the kinda girls he is looking for.. girls that dumb wont be able to figure it out.. [:D] So dwarves are in then, he aint picky is he?

mnottertail -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:30:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 "She must weigh no more than twice her height (measured in inches)" well,.. he really shouldnt throw a tough math problem at the kinda girls he is looking for.. girls that dumb wont be able to figure it out.. [:D] So dwarves are in then, he aint picky is he? And all I ask is that you gashes be able to read, not solve differential equations of more than two variables. Must be the Atlanta thing blowing up your dresses, then.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:36:57 PM)
Why?

tj444 -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:37:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail And all I ask is that you gashes be able to read, not solve differential equations of more than two variables. Must be the Atlanta thing blowing up your dresses, then. Is it ok if our lips move when we read??? [:D]

mnottertail -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:37:52 PM)
So they aren't bored when not giving me head.

tj444 -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:40:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail So they aren't bored when not giving me head. oh... and here i thought you wanted girls that could multi-task.. [8\|] [:D]

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:40:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail So they aren't bored when not giving me head. That's when they're supposed to be cooking.

seababy -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:41:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop so this twatwaffle is on a kink site, looking for vanilla sex, alcohol included, twice a month in orlando. BUT WAIT!! HE pays for the room,. in HIS name (yanno, so ha can reimbursed for it by his job). no restraints? no rough sex?/ WTF. oh yeah. right on THAT. rolls eyes SERIOUSLY, kiddo, go to AFF. Wow a horny guy wants vanilla "do me" sex. Girls stand in line the opportunity may never come again. Haha its been moved to "off topic" instead of general BDSM. OP won the vanilla award of the week. [image]local://upfiles/627961/D94360D67474426B95136BC60E64469C.jpg[/image]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:42:53 PM)
Maybe his plane is just delayed.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:46:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Maybe his plane is just delayed. Plane is a euphemism for psycho-sexual development, innit?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:49:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Maybe his plane is just delayed. Plane is a euphemism for psycho-sexual development, innit? Thank fuck mate I thought I was being way too cryptic there.

Notsweet -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 4:49:36 PM)
Funniest thing I've read in weeks. I just realized I'm far too short to weigh that little...

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 5:01:20 PM)
Aren't you the lucky one.

MusicalBoredom -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 5:03:06 PM)
Okay true story. I was stranded at ATL one night and no rooms. It was was one of those weather nights.I was smoking in the smoking lounge and there was this cute girl. We kept talking though the night. Talk tuned to kink around 3:00 am and we walked into the mens restroom and I spanked her until we were afraid someone would hear. We were from two different towns and didn't have a chance of making a go at anything but it was fun. Never had that happen again of course. Oh, if you're reading this and this happened to you in 1999 when you were studying to be an optometrist in Memphis then message me! lol

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 5:04:25 PM)
Awesome! No snark included!

Termyn8or -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 5:32:42 PM)
Well at least you're upstraight about it. You want a piece of ass, not much more. However here you are going to have to tie someone up or something - for one reason or another. T^T

hlen5 -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/26/2011 5:37:40 PM)
I'm at gate E18, Concourse E. I have 10 minutes before my flight. Will that do for ya?

kalikshama -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/27/2011 5:31:57 AM)
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seababy -> RE: Anyone in the atlanta airport RIGHT NOW??? (12/27/2011 6:07:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama Profile Not Found DAMN you all! Your always scaring away the goods ones!! [;)]

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