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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 1:40:29 AM   
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Erections, and the role of nitrous oxide:

http://www.livestrong.com/article/191262-what-are-the-causes-of-night-erections/

http://www.andrologyjournal.org/cgi/content/full/23/5/S20

http://urology.jhu.edu/vision/male_sexual_medicine.php

I rest my case.


I notice a few articles are using nitrous oxide and nitric oxide interchangably. They are quite different molecules
Nitrous oxide is laughing gas used at the dentist. N2O.
Nitric Oxide (NO) is one nitrogen and one oxygen atom and is the biological signal for vasodilation to occur.
No matter how great a pick up line they may think it is guys don't have laughing gas in their weenies. 



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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 3:00:09 AM   
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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 4:30:11 AM   
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Whats the plural for penis?

Guys, my dear. Guys.

I have no clue about Q.1


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 4:58:44 AM   
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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 5:14:51 AM   
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So fast, I didn't even type it cause I was laughing so hard!

I think that, now that I have seen a fight on the internet about how hard-ons happen, I have seen it all.

As for a group of penis's, peni, I mean, if Peter Piper could pick a peck of pickled peppers, could Peter have a peck of peters too?


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 5:16:24 AM   
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Q.1
A friend has just described what he refers to as a "traveler"where he gets an unwanted erection occuring just as a plane starts to land and sometimes on buses.

So the question is he just a kinky perv that has a suppressed plane fetish or is this a known phenomena? Can anyone enlighten me?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sea



Interestingly people have great theories but no one has turned around and said.."oh yeah that happens to me too!"  He insists that he is not alone, but so far...



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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 5:37:18 AM   
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Could it be possible that he is a bit afraid of flying?
In addition to being the mind killer, fear is pretty good at supressing erections. (just ask anyone who has had a future father-in-law point a shorgun at his naked ass).

If it is fear supressing the erection, it would be reasonable to assume that the removal of fear "Thank God we're down", could lead to a 'make up erection' that had previously been supressed as he was watching that lovely flight attendant's arse.

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 5:50:49 AM   
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Q.1
A friend has just described what he refers to as a "traveler"where he gets an unwanted erection occuring just as a plane starts to land and sometimes on buses.

So the question is he just a kinky perv that has a suppressed plane fetish or is this a known phenomena? Can anyone enlighten me?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sea



Interestingly people have great theories but no one has turned around and said.."oh yeah that happens to me too!"  He insists that he is not alone, but so far...

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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

As for a group of penis's, peni, I mean, if Peter Piper could pick a peck of pickled peppers, could Peter have a peck of peters too?




A peck of peters? What other collective noun COULD it be! Thats perfect. Except doesn't peck mean a small amount? So maybe that would be the collective noun for a group of very small penis's?

Hill its possible but he does fly twice a week and has for years now. I bet all the hosties know him by name by now..or nick name at least.


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 5:53:21 AM   
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If you think that is a small amount of penes................

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 6:01:00 AM   
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Actually, seababy, a peck is a quarter of a bushel basket full.

If you think that is a small amount of penes................


Yay! Penis for EVERYONE!!!


(I'm not greedy I'd share.)

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 6:18:06 AM   
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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 6:53:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: seababy

Q.1
A friend has just described what he refers to as a "traveler"where he gets an unwanted erection occuring just as a plane starts to land and sometimes on buses.

So the question is he just a kinky perv that has a suppressed plane fetish or is this a known phenomena? Can anyone enlighten me?


its 100% natural. in plane, bus, car or just having first coffee`
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Q.2
Whats the plural for penis? Penises or Peni? G/f insisting its peni which sounds ridiculous to me.
(Interesting thought if there was a collective word for "many penises", like saying a murder of crows or a flock of sheep what do you think it would be?)

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sea

plural for penis = cox as in Dr. Cox

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 8:47:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Erections, and the role of nitrous oxide:

http://www.livestrong.com/article/191262-what-are-the-causes-of-night-erections/

http://www.andrologyjournal.org/cgi/content/full/23/5/S20

http://urology.jhu.edu/vision/male_sexual_medicine.php

I rest my case.


I notice a few articles are using nitrous oxide and nitric oxide interchangably. They are quite different molecules
Nitrous oxide is laughing gas used at the dentist. N2O.
Nitric Oxide (NO) is one nitrogen and one oxygen atom and is the biological signal for vasodilation to occur.
No matter how great a pick up line they may think it is guys don't have laughing gas in their weenies. 




Hahaha! Good one Seababy.

I dunno why, but for some reason, the lyrics to Jumpin' Jack Flash comes to mind; "Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas, gas, gas" Gosh, maybe Jagger knew something we didn't, back then!

Thank you for pointing out the NO/N2O distinction. My mistake...I stand corrected.

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 8:51:01 AM   
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Yes erections can be totally random. Most frustrating for a bloke.


Why frustrating? Aren't they fun?

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 8:53:13 AM   
Duskypearls


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quote:

ORIGINAL: seababy

Q.1
A friend has just described what he refers to as a "traveler"where he gets an unwanted erection occuring just as a plane starts to land and sometimes on buses.

So the question is he just a kinky perv that has a suppressed plane fetish or is this a known phenomena? Can anyone enlighten me?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sea



Interestingly people have great theories but no one has turned around and said.."oh yeah that happens to me too!"  He insists that he is not alone, but so far...

quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

As for a group of penis's, peni, I mean, if Peter Piper could pick a peck of pickled peppers, could Peter have a peck of peters too?




A peck of peters? What other collective noun COULD it be! Thats perfect. Except doesn't peck mean a small amount? So maybe that would be the collective noun for a group of very small penis's?

Hill its possible but he does fly twice a week and has for years now. I bet all the hosties know him by name by now..or nick name at least.



Right about now I'm thinkin' how delightful it would be to have your pick of a peck of peters!

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 9:00:03 AM   
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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 9:22:55 AM   
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If someone is going to print a Penis - Guide for non owners manual, they should be sure to add a measuring tape that allows for the extra 2 inches men often seem to add to their dick size and height. 



Quite easily done

========= equals 4 inches in the male mind.
((((())))) equals big girth.

Just find a man with a 16 inch dick, and girth to infinity and beyond!


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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 9:28:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well yeah, the penis responds to physiological stimulus, like vibration or manipulation - planes tend to vibrate when taking off or landing, it's no different than when a woman gets a thrill from leaning against the washing machine during the spin cycle.

I've popped wood from a cat making muffins in my lap, don't mean I want to fuck the cat anymore than you want to fuck the washing machine.

The question is usually about a balance between physiological and psychological stimulus - physiological stimulus can get you started, but it might take psychological stimulus to sustain it, or vice versa, depending on the individual - i.e., some people can orgasm from physical stimulus alone, other can orgasm from psychological stimulus alone, it's really the art of lovemaking, D/S or otherwise, to find the right balance of physiological and psychological stimulus required for mutual gratification, whether you're talking about penis or vulva.

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 12:54:06 PM   
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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 1:03:43 PM   
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Those who have leftover penes in their peck may send the remainder my way!  As long as they aren't past their "sell-by" date... 


Maybe leftover penes should be properly refridgerated so they stay fresh.

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