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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 4:10:11 PM   
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Yes erections can be totally random. Most frustrating for a bloke.


Why frustrating? Aren't they fun?


Ummm at a family reunion?
While talking to your boss/client?
Walking through the park?

I can think of lots of ways it would not be much fun. And really is it that much fun to have an erection when at the time you can't do anything with it?

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 4:12:42 PM   
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Those who have leftover penes in their peck may send the remainder my way!  As long as they aren't past their "sell-by" date... 


Maybe leftover penes should be properly refridgerated so they stay fresh.


Hmm I like to have a person attached to mine.

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 6:27:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Fort he OP, in the interest of science, (no, really!) I asked HM if he ever got a "travelor", and received a definite no. Now just ask a few thousand more guys and you'll know if it's something that happens often or not. : )

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 7:18:30 PM   
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Yes erections can be totally random. Most frustrating for a bloke.


Why frustrating? Aren't they fun?


Ummm at a family reunion?
While talking to your boss/client?
Walking through the park?

I can think of lots of ways it would not be much fun. And really is it that much fun to have an erection when at the time you can't do anything with it?



My question was sincere. Not being male, nor knowing what it feel like to have a penile erection, I'm actually curious. I recognize the awkwardness some men may feel knowing their flagpole is desperately trying to poke a hole through their pants, and I assume they worry that all will notice and feel uncomfortable.

Personally, I love the horny feeling of being vaginally or clitorally aroused, whether I have the opportunity to scratch that itch or not. Is it not like that for you, or for other men? Is it more uncomfortable?

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/27/2011 7:19:40 PM   
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Those who have leftover penes in their peck may send the remainder my way!  As long as they aren't past their "sell-by" date... 


Maybe leftover penes should be properly refridgerated so they stay fresh.


Hmm I like to have a person attached to mine.



Without a doubt, Seababy!

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/28/2011 7:07:43 AM   
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Yes erections can be totally random. Most frustrating for a bloke.


Why frustrating? Aren't they fun?


Ummm at a family reunion?
While talking to your boss/client?
Walking through the park?

I can think of lots of ways it would not be much fun. And really is it that much fun to have an erection when at the time you can't do anything with it?



My question was sincere. Not being male, nor knowing what it feel like to have a penile erection, I'm actually curious. I recognize the awkwardness some men may feel knowing their flagpole is desperately trying to poke a hole through their pants, and I assume they worry that all will notice and feel uncomfortable.

Personally, I love the horny feeling of being vaginally or clitorally aroused, whether I have the opportunity to scratch that itch or not. Is it not like that for you, or for other men? Is it more uncomfortable?
Yes, your clit doesn't turn you pants into a tent in front of people.

I can't say that's it's happened more than once or twice, but it's always cause for comment.

And the truth is, if a woman out and out masturbates in public, it's entertainment - if a guy does, it's just gross.

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/28/2011 9:23:27 AM   
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Those who have leftover penes in their peck may send the remainder my way!  As long as they aren't past their "sell-by" date... 


Maybe leftover penes should be properly refridgerated so they stay fresh.



LOL at COLD penis..brings to mind cow tongue and then slicing for sandwiches.  I know, too many horror movies over the holiday....and that can't be inches on the map of the world's penis sizes.

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/28/2011 9:37:34 AM   
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And the truth is, if a woman out and out masturbates in public, it's entertainment - if a guy does, it's just gross.



Is that right? Well, I'll be hornswaggled. I had no idea there was such a double standard. You poor fellows!

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/28/2011 9:40:19 AM   
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Those who have leftover penes in their peck may send the remainder my way!  As long as they aren't past their "sell-by" date... 


Maybe leftover penes should be properly refridgerated so they stay fresh.



LOL at COLD penis..brings to mind cow tongue and then slicing for sandwiches.  I know, too many horror movies over the holiday....and that can't be inches on the map of the world's penis sizes.

dovie


Oh no, Dovie, you are too wicked funny! Thanks for burning that traumatizing visual deep into my poor little noggin'. I'll probably need therapy for the rest of my life, now!

As for cow's tongue, that's yummy, and reminds me I haven't made it in at least two coon's ages. Anyone for tongue sandwiches?

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/28/2011 11:24:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ooh, tongue on  rye with mustard! Haven't had that since I was a kid! We used to get tongue, pastrami and corned beef and mix-and-match them in sandwiches. I don't even know if you can get it anymore.Ah, memories....

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/28/2011 11:30:02 AM   
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Ooh, tongue on  rye with mustard! Haven't had that since I was a kid! We used to get tongue, pastrami and corned beef and mix-and-match them in sandwiches. I don't even know if you can get it anymore.Ah, memories....



Oh my, that sounds good. Now, you just cut it out, Laborboleta, 'cause now I've got a bloody hankerin' for my sweet & sour tongue, and yearnin' for good, ole, New York pastrami sandwiches. What torture! Oh, look at that, it's lunchtime...lucky me!

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RE: The penis - guide for non owners - 12/28/2011 7:00:01 PM   
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Those who have leftover penes in their peck may send the remainder my way!  As long as they aren't past their "sell-by" date... 

Maybe leftover penes should be properly refridgerated so they stay fresh.

I was using Ziploc bags.  Maybe they suffocated!

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