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Happy New Year - 1/2/2012 3:21:27 PM   
StrictDrNJ


Posts: 1
Joined: 2/6/2005
Status: offline 		Happy New Year to everyone.

I am a medical oriented Dom near NYC with expertise in enema play.

I can administer for health fun roleplay or punishment.

So if any ladies are into enemas let me know please.
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RE: Happy New Year - 1/2/2012 4:23:11 PM   
BurntKitty


Posts: 3340
Joined: 9/7/2010
From: Here To Eternity.
Status: offline 		For the love of everything unholy, put up an avatar that isn't against the TOS!!!! Did you miss the part that says:
quote:

Please do not post explicit primary photos




Obligatory "Welcome to CM".

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/2/2012 5:32:01 PM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
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quote:

ORIGINAL: StrictDrNJ
if any ladies are into enemas let me know please.


That's odd.  I always thought it was the enema that was into the lady.

Welcome to collarme.


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RE: Happy New Year - 1/2/2012 5:36:44 PM   
Fornica


Posts: 2986
Status: offline 		Oh my fucking god.
For the love of christ, why would you expose us all to a naked ass with a tube hanging out in your motherfucking introduction?
There must be some sort of poop forum for you poop people.
Does anyone know where a poop board is?
Poop board needed in aisle three.
stat.

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/2/2012 7:55:19 PM   
BurntKitty


Posts: 3340
Joined: 9/7/2010
From: Here To Eternity.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica
Poop board needed in aisle three.
stat.


Monitor clean up required now.
Kthx


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RE: Happy New Year - 1/2/2012 11:20:47 PM   
Killerangel


Posts: 1169
Joined: 8/3/2010
Status: offline 		Enemas administered for health fun role-play or punishment....hmmm, dilemmas, dilemmas.
Anywho, welcome to the forums OP.

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/2/2012 11:32:56 PM   
MistressDarkArt


Posts: 5178
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ORIGINAL: Fornica

Oh my fucking god.
For the love of christ, why would you expose us all to a naked ass with a tube hanging out in your motherfucking introduction?
There must be some sort of poop forum for you poop people.
Does anyone know where a poop board is?
Poop board needed in aisle three.
stat.




Not to mention an anonymous p*ssy whose owner I'll bet dollars to doughnuts did not give you permission to post on this site or any other.

OP, dude, you are so blowing it! Best bet is to delete your profile and start over, paying strict adherence to TOS. Which I will do here by saying: welcome to the boards, and happy new year to you too!

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 2:49:10 AM   
OohAahMrs


Posts: 7723
Joined: 7/14/2010
Status: offline 		Hey doc, er....

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 7:45:05 AM   
stellauk


Posts: 1360
Status: offline 		Oh Lord.. this is coming from a 50 year old. Good grief.

Seriously. Good grief.

Welcome to Collarme..

It takes all types.. it really does.

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 7:56:10 AM   
LadyHibiscus


Posts: 27124
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
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quote:

ORIGINAL: stellauk

Oh Lord.. this is coming from a 50 year old. Good grief.

Seriously. Good grief.

Welcome to Collarme..

It takes all types.. it really does.


Why must all the types come here?

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 8:06:55 AM   
Clickofheels


Posts: 603
Joined: 10/23/2011
Status: offline 		Although I think it's in incredibly poor taste also, compared to some of the other pics I've seen attached to profiles on this site? It's actually tame.

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 8:31:11 AM   
lizi


Posts: 4673
Joined: 2/1/2009
Status: offline 		True, but this photo is posted here in the intro forum, so it's meant to be this guy's greeting to anyone dropping into his thread. As he's been here since 2005 I'd assume he knows how well it would be received to walk into a room full of strangers and not just drop his pants, but drop those on someone else, and also include for our viewing pleasure an appliance for bodily waste. He *has* to know by now that his love for enemas is a special topic that isn't all that widely accepted, and to lead with it by hitting people in the face visually might not be a great choice. People with overwhelming desires though don't seem to ever get how to mingle with others. It boggles the mind what some think is socially acceptable. Why not let him know? When else will he ever get it that poop doesn't bring the same joy to everyone in the world?

I'd say welcome to CollarMe OP but you've been here a good while, so I'll turn that into a New Year's wish of learning to come your way and make your journey to happiness smoother than it's had to have been so far.

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 8:33:59 AM   
Hillwilliam


Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline 		www.kidbleach.com

Hill to the rescue.

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Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 8:34:40 AM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		That actually looks like a girls ass and not his face, just sayin......the gash sort of gives that one up to the ages..........

Welcome, OP. 

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 8:36:48 AM   
BossyShoeBitch


Posts: 3931
Joined: 1/13/2007
From: South Florida
Status: offline 		I think the gash is sort of pretty..


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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 8:36:52 AM   
poise


Posts: 9509
Joined: 7/3/2010
Status: offline 		The world must really be coming to an end that someone would need to
contact some strange man in New York in order to take a crap.

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 8:39:21 AM   
BossyShoeBitch


Posts: 3931
Joined: 1/13/2007
From: South Florida
Status: offline 		But Colonic Irrigation is good for you! LOL

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 9:12:40 AM   
poise


Posts: 9509
Joined: 7/3/2010
Status: offline 		I may look like a slutty little submissive walking all over the boards with my pants down,
but when it comes to irrigating my colon, there has to be an emotional connection.
I take such matters very seriously. I don't poop for just anybody, you know.

< Message edited by poise -- 1/3/2012 9:13:06 AM >

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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 9:16:54 AM   
FrostedFlake


Posts: 3084
Joined: 3/4/2009
From: Centralia, Washington
Status: offline 		It's not even your ass.

How many different levels of disrespect are on display here?

Thank Steve for the HIDE key.


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RE: Happy New Year - 1/3/2012 10:19:40 AM   
SimplyMichael


Posts: 7229
Joined: 1/7/2007
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

But Colonic Irrigation is good for you! LOL


Excuse me miss, but I think your kink is showing.

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