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Duskypearls -> 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/5/2012 9:36:38 PM)
Go Granny! http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/

popeye1250 -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/5/2012 11:49:19 PM)
I wonder if she has any teeth left?

AlexCutwright -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 12:05:59 AM)
The article quotes her as saying losing all her teeth had been a Godsend. Just a few lines above the end.

FrostedFlake -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 1:22:44 AM)
Wow! She doesn't look a day over eighty. Whadum-bum-Tisch! I just love her sense of humor. It is probably what got her through all these years.

Duskypearls -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 6:23:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 I wonder if she has any teeth left? She said she didn't, and that it was (obviously) one of the greatest boons to her business! Ya just gotta love such a practical gal!

punisher440 -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 6:57:01 AM)
The article was pretty funny...but one of the comments really cracked me up. quote: God STILL GIVE HER TIME TO REPENT , OTHER WISE SHE GOES TO HELL. TURN OR BURN DORIS. YOU A SERVANT OF SATIN– SO REPENT What about a servant of silk or leather,can they repent too?

Missokyst -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 9:00:14 AM)
Here is another cute story from that publisher http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2011/12/tom-cruise-moves-into-presidents-palace-converts-him-to-scientology/ That Tom..

JstAnotherSub -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 9:48:43 AM)
The feet and breasts kinda in the same area comment cracked me up! I won't say why though!

Duskypearls -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 9:51:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub The feet and breasts kinda in the same area comment cracked me up! I won't say why though! Wasn't that a hoot? Ya just gotta love a gal with a sense of humor.

GreedyTop -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 11:24:15 AM)
I just kept thinking this shoulda been on The Onion.

xXLithiumXx -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 11:26:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: punisher440 The article was pretty funny...but one of the comments really cracked me up. quote: God STILL GIVE HER TIME TO REPENT , OTHER WISE SHE GOES TO HELL. TURN OR BURN DORIS. YOU A SERVANT OF SATIN– SO REPENT What about a servant of silk or leather,can they repent too? No. Apparently only satin servitors can repent. I think it has something to do with the wash cycle.

Clickofheels -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 12:28:03 PM)
I thought her best comment was: "Well I'm lucky enough to do what I love, even though I don't love who I do most of the time." LMAO That's one, sassy broad!

Duskypearls -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 12:32:21 PM)
Saucy little thing, isn't she?! I love her!

Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 1:20:36 PM)
good for her>

LookieNoNookie -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 5:54:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Go Granny! http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/ Okay...I only got past the first seven syllables and I was squigged. I have to take a bath now in epsom salts and iodine. I may have to actually flush my eyes in a 25% bleach solution. I may be leaving CM for a while.

Casteele -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/6/2012 10:37:42 PM)
Maybe she should go for a leading roll in the next alien tentacle porno, just for nookie's sake..

Duskypearls -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/7/2012 2:05:50 AM)
Hahaha! Sumptin' tells me the old gal would probably be more than willing to give it a whirl!

Missokyst -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/7/2012 9:02:41 AM)
It is pretty close to the Onion. I found it more than coincidental that this story was released a day or two after that story about a 52 yr old prostitute who was about to retire. I think that sort of set the stage for this article and the absolute belief people have in gossip sheets. http://natandmarie.tumblr.com/post/15427849336/how-you-got-duped-by-a-story-of-100-year-old-prostitute quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I just kept thinking this shoulda been on The Onion.

outhere69 -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/7/2012 9:48:18 AM)
I was checking it on Snopes but it's too new. It's the writing style that makes me think she doesn't exist. 1 or 2 great lines from her would be reasonable, but when every single line sounds like something from a comedy panel, I start to wonder. Remember "I have only one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it" from the very old lady in France? I think she was around 112.

Casteele -> RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong (1/8/2012 5:29:55 PM)
Some things, hoax/fake or otherwise, are still amusing and entertaining to read, as long as you know not to take everything on the Internet as gospel and truth..

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