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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/1/2006 4:24:37 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		and lets not forget too that even the calmest of reflective pools will still burn your ass through direct or indirect sunlight....

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/1/2006 4:30:58 PM   
genvieve


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

I have a good question..... every now and again people throw my id around because it says Reflective.... they say well why dont you be like your id.... now honestly here....
 
Just what in the hell am I supposed to be reflecting? The fact that they are assholes, morons, trolls..... cause I'm a bit confused... here I thought they did a good enough job of showing that to everyone else...


It seems to me that anyone with at least a modicum of intelligence would realize that reflective is an adjective describing what the noun it is describing is and that reflective does not always mean showing something back to you.  I am creative  ...it doesn't mean that I am constantly making something.


i'm going to embrace the opportunity for growth here and...
 
-clamps muh hands ovah muh mouth-


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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/1/2006 5:33:55 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		my perfect profile dom will not put up with your lack of obedience!!!!!!!!!! bad girl.........next time reply to my email........you lnow you want to lol

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/1/2006 8:51:45 PM   
fun2getspanked


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Status: offline 		You know, the emails that I find annoying are the ones that say something to the effect of:

Blah, blah, blah....to see my photos, please pull up my profile on (myspace, Alt, AOL, Yahoo, whatever).  Exactly HOW hard is it to attach your photo to your email? Why do I have to go hunting for it on another site?
My repsonse to this sort of email is generally: delete, delete, delete!!
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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/1/2006 9:14:04 PM   
marieToo


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Status: offline 		Out of the few intelligent emails that I answer,  I always ask them if they are married before I get into any kind of meaningful dialogue with them.  I dont know about anyone else, but I would say that about 85% of them are married and cheating.  I will give them credit where credit is due, most of them do answer honestly. But its rather discouraging, when you seek a single person. 

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/1/2006 10:05:51 PM   
Wolf1020


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Status: offline 		no one emails me, not even stupid ones

I feel so unloved

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/2/2006 12:06:17 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		awwww poor Wolfie * skips off to go send some stupid mail* hehe

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/2/2006 7:32:42 AM   
ThunderRoad


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ORIGINAL: Wolf1020

no one emails me, not even stupid ones

I feel so unloved


Yea, I never get 'em either in addition to never getting a response of any kind.  What's a "nice" guy supposed to do?

I take that back, one time a male Dom sent me an email that simply said "YOUR PROFILE IS TOO F*CKING LONG".

WTF? 

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/2/2006 7:39:40 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: ThunderRoad
I take that back, one time a male Dom sent me an email that simply said "YOUR PROFILE IS TOO F*CKING LONG".

WTF? 


I get that all alot too. My profile is long...even longer than yours. At tops though, what could it take to read it...3 to 5 minutes if that? Is that too much time to spend on the possibility of a good friend or a life's mate? I think not.

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/2/2006 7:49:16 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		I get the " damn your profile is long" e-mail but most of them that sent that also sent a lot of really nice thoughts along with it....

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Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/2/2006 10:14:42 AM   
iliv2servher


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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

I thought I had seen it all so far in e-mails I have recieved and I was SOOOOOOO wrong lol. This one just takes the cake... I'm not going to name names but I am going to post the e-mail and my reply....
 
While we are on the subject of E-mails, I would just like to add that it's not always the sender's fault.  First of all, if someone sends another person a message and does not recieve a reply, then the sender has no assurance that it was even received, or that it may be been deleted by mistake before it was even read.  If the E-mail is not offensive, but the recipient isn't interested, I think the sender should at least respond with a polite "no thank you."  If it IS offensive, then by all means report the person to CM and block all future E-mails from them.  Badly-written and offensive E-mails are something we have all experienced, but it does no good to complain..  That's just one of the risks of advertising here.



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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/2/2006 10:21:56 AM   
Clothespingirl


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Status: offline 		Hah, I just got a "Hi, hun, let's chat" kind of email from a 28-year-old lesbian domme several states away.  Now, anybody who's skimmed my profile knows that the only applicable part there is the "dom".

And a bizarre one-liner from a couple in another state - they warn me to be careful getting into my Lexus! WTF?

Sometimes I don't answer because I don't want to let these people know that I'm actually alive...


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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/2/2006 11:17:02 AM   
MrDiscipline44


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf1020

no one emails me, not even stupid ones

I feel so unloved
Ahhhh, but your not alone, my friend.

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 7/2/2007 1:06:26 PM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: cariad

oh oh oh.............girl's favorite email is: "Marry Me?"

good Goddess do they think girl is so stupid to say ok no prob sure when are You willing to relocate? ohhhhhhhhhhh boy just when she thought she had thought she saw it all that came to her inbox a while back LOL



Stupid is underrated.  As Yul Brynner once observed, "Girls have an unfair advantage over boys: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb."

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 7/2/2007 3:08:50 PM   
cjenny


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

and lets not forget too that even the calmest of reflective pools will still burn your ass through direct or indirect sunlight....


Reflecting pools

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 7/2/2007 3:28:26 PM   
Shylahgirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

I thought I had seen it all so far in e-mails I have recieved and I was SOOOOOOO wrong lol. This one just takes the cake... I'm not going to name names but I am going to post the e-mail and my reply....
 
For those of you that have gotten this type of e-mail ( I know theres a lot ) but is it really a wonder why people stop responding to messages sheesh... maybe the ones bitching that people dont reply should stop sending messages like this : 
 
<deleted>

My reply... :
quote:

 ( this is his entire profile)
Iam an alpha male seeking a ltr w/ a naturally submissive fenale who is not a brat. Please be disease and drug free and serious about a real time power exchange. Iam a professional educated male and dont have the time nor desire to just meet anyone; please be real, clean, loyal, and open minded.


Do you not see a problem with your own profile? and why in the hell would you think that just because you jump in my e-mail box professing to be a Dominant that I'm going to just hand over my information... are you dumb or just stupid?




[Mod Note:  email deleted.  Please don't paste email you have received into forum posts]


I've had worse.

Which is funny cuz on my profile I say very clearly that I am owned... I even have a pic of me with Master (just incase someone is only intrested in pics and doesn't read profiles)... and people still send me shit like that.

I don't mind misspellings, I usually won't spot them any way. But when someone sends you a fucking form email, that they send to every decent pear of tits on this sight, you have to wonder how smart that person is. ;) lol

Shylah


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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 7/2/2007 5:51:06 PM   
HornyToadsMI


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Status: offline 		I am getting the ones like "Do you have yahoo im?" or "Do you like your ass licked clean?".  Oh Romeo, I am so yours.....what a turn on.....

My standard answer to those is "Yes".  Nothing else.  Ask a dumb question....get a short answer........

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/1/2009 9:22:05 PM   
MissAnimus


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Status: offline 		My favorite emails start with a respectful address like, "Hey cunt" and continue to inquire about my personal well being in the form of "When is the last time you had a big dick shoved up your ass?" In case I haven't given into reckless abandon yet I am gently beckoned to continue our correspondence with "Send me some pics of you naked. If I like them I will let you dance nude on your webcam for me."

Be still my heart.


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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/1/2009 9:26:03 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAnimus

My favorite emails start with a respectful address like, "Hey cunt" and continue to inquire about my personal well being in the form of "When is the last time you had a big dick shoved up your ass?" In case I haven't given into reckless abandon yet I am gently beckoned to continue our correspondence with "Send me some pics of you naked. If I like them I will let you dance nude on your webcam for me."

Be still my heart.


(And to think most men would think women wouldn't like that!  Go figure).

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RE: The Best E-mail tactics ever.... *eye roll* - 6/1/2009 9:31:49 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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I tried answering a girls post once....she asked me for pictures.

After a few emails back and forth it dawned on me that she wanted my pictures.

I pondered that for a minute and then thought "well that's not gonna get me anywhere!"



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