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Iamsemisweet -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:20:09 AM)
My mother always told me never to have sex with your socks on, and don't let your partner wear them either. It shows a lack of commitment. Seriously. I did NOT pass that one on to my own kids

MusicalBoredom -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:21:25 AM)
I had sex before. I enjoyed it if I remember correctly.

seekerofslut -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:22:02 AM)
In days of old When knights were bold and condoms not invented they'd wrap a sock around the cock and babies were prevented.

Azonier -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:22:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus ~adds sock sex to list~ Now we're talkin'! Did ya ever have sock sex in a spaceship baby?

TheFireWithinMe -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:23:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Iamsemisweet My mother always told me never to have sex with your socks on, and don't let your partner wear them either. It shows a lack of commitment. Seriously. I did NOT pass that one on to my own kids Seriously? Damn that could be why I'm having trouble finding a lasting relationship...or it could be that we were in too much of a hurry to have sex to be bothered to take the socks off lol.

myotherself -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:26:03 AM)
I have 'men wearing socks to have sex' as a hard limit. Maybe I haven't thought that one through....

Azonier -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:27:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself I have 'men wearing socks to have sex' as a hard limit. Maybe I haven't thought that one through.... How's about just wearing a sock? ::waggles eyebrows::

angelikaJ -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:32:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I have never had sex while wearing socks. this just occurred to me! And I have some seriously great Betesy Johnson socks! ~adds sock sex to list~ Fuck Socks edit to fix link

myotherself -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:34:25 AM)
Hey, if you can fill a large tube sock, then you're on! wiggles back

peppermint -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:37:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Can we please just talk about BDSM and sex, already? Jeez. I'll start. Oh, wait...I'm not actually having any sex. Dammit. I got nothin'. After Gary being in the hospital for the past 3 1/2 weeks, I'm not getting any either. However, he bought me some new toys while we were in Vegas in Oct and those toys have been busy. Which brings up the question. It is real sex if you are doing it with toys? Inquiring minds need to know.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:44:28 AM)
Sex with yourself is the realest sex evar!!

myotherself -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:44:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint Which brings up the question. It is real sex if you are doing it with toys? Inquiring minds need to know. Yes, but only if you give them names and thank them afterwards.

Azonier -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:46:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Hey, if you can fill a large tube sock, then you're on! wiggles back I could probably fit in one if I scrunched real...oh. That's not what you're asking, is it? Well since I can imagine my sex organs into being, I guess I just need to dream big for you my dear.

myotherself -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:48:19 AM)
Just....don't make it green. OK?

Lucylastic -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:51:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Can we please just talk about BDSM and sex, already? Jeez. I'll start. Oh, wait...I'm not actually having any sex. Dammit. I got nothin'. After Gary being in the hospital for the past 3 1/2 weeks, I'm not getting any either. However, he bought me some new toys while we were in Vegas in Oct and those toys have been busy. Which brings up the question. It is real sex if you are doing it with toys? Inquiring minds need to know. Absolutely, an orgasm is an orgasm!! its nicer to share but lonesome is a selfish pleasure that SHOULD NOT Be denied:)

Azonier -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:52:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Just....don't make it green. OK? ::is speechless:: Minions! I need my minions, now!

myotherself -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:58:32 AM)
bleach might help minion bunny

Hillwilliam -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 9:59:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint Which brings up the question. It is real sex if you are doing it with toys? Inquiring minds need to know. Do they roll over and snore afterwards?

Azonier -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:01:21 AM)
I believe the bunny misunderstood the great and (sorta) powerful (lessor) god. It's not that it is green, (when I have one) I had just never considered imagining it green before. Wait til St. Paddy's day though! That'll get 'em!

myotherself -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:06:00 AM)
can't wait to see you draw a shamrock on a pint of Guinness with it!

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