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Azonier -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:15:35 AM)
::is once more, speechless:: ::sighs:: oh...MINIONS!!!

outhere69 -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:22:31 AM)
Those who snore, sockless or not, sleep on the sofa. it's a very comfy sofa

MasterG2kTR -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:30:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seekerofslut In days of old When knights were bold and condoms not invented they'd wrap a sock around the cock and babies were prevented. OK.....with the link below this poem makes perfect sense quote: ORIGINAL: angelikaJ Fuck Socks edit to fix link Take a close look at the ad.....you get three for the price of two I get it!! [sm=passthelube.gif] [sm=LMAO.gif]

tazzygirl -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:31:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seekerofslut In days of old When knights were bold and condoms not invented they'd wrap a sock around the cock and babies were prevented. That just plain sounds painful. A tube sock as a condom.

mummyman321 -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:44:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I have never had sex while wearing socks. this just occurred to me! And I have some seriously great Betesy Johnson socks! ~adds sock sex to list~ Oh my......sex with socks! Needs to be white though! How about socks and the old style converse sneakers!!!!!

mummyman321 -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:46:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Can we please just talk about BDSM and sex, already? Jeez. I'll start. Oh, wait...I'm not actually having any sex. Dammit. I got nothin'. Well now.....let your imagination help a little here. How would you want to have it? Enquiring minds want to do?

LaTigresse -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:46:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl That just plain sounds painful. A tube sock as a condom. I am thinking lots and lots and LOTS of lube. Of course there will be the problem of residual lint left behind.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:49:44 AM)
Aaaaaagh! Brainbleach for the lintroller visual!!

LaTigresse -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:51:02 AM)
[:D] You are welcome.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 10:52:49 AM)
MEEEEN.[&o]

JstAnotherSub -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 11:03:37 AM)
I don't know about socks at all, but, if you don't get your pantyhose off first, it is some painful stuff. Course, he might think ya a virgin and he is hitting a frontier that has never been explored too.

mummyman321 -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 11:34:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Aaaaaagh! Brainbleach for the lintroller visual!! Well just think about the backdoor sex then......instead of white residuals now you have some serious Klingon issues!!!!

Lucylastic -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 11:37:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub I don't know about socks at all, but, if you don't get your pantyhose off first, it is some painful stuff. Course, he might think ya a virgin and he is hitting a frontier that has never been explored too. if its the only way you can get your toes to curl, have at it!!! LOL

ResidentSadist -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 12:39:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Can we please just talk about BDSM and sex, already? Jeez. I'll start. Oh, wait...I'm not actually having any sex. Dammit. I got nothin'. Apparently if you had enough sock puppets, you could have sex with yourself and even post a joint profile about it.

LaTigresse -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 12:40:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus MEEEEN.[&o] You flatterer you.

LaTigresse -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 12:42:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub I don't know about socks at all, but, if you don't get your pantyhose off first, it is some painful stuff. Course, he might think ya a virgin and he is hitting a frontier that has never been explored too. Now that reminds me of a moment in a Grand Prix about 33ish years ago. I think a pair of pantyhose kept me outta slut territory at too young an age.

DesFIP -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 2:28:50 PM)
There are times when I don't get any sex if I don't have socks on. For some unknown reason, having a pair of ice blocks pretending to be feet put on him during an intimate moment ruins it for him. I have no idea why, snicker.

Kaliko -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 5:39:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint Which brings up the question. It is real sex if you are doing it with toys? Inquiring minds need to know. quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Sex with yourself is the realest sex evar!! Oh, well then never mind. I'm having boatloads of sex. And I have actually used socks. The ribbed kind.

MissImmortalPain -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 6:31:23 PM)
I thought we weren't allowed to talk about sex for fear someone would end up with their hand in their pants and not on their keyboard. But hey we fuck like porn stars...sick, twisted, amputee related porn, with a little sissy bitch boy added, but still porn...so if you want to talk about it I will be more than happy to share [:D]

ResidentSadist -> RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... (1/14/2012 6:34:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain ...sick, twisted, amputee related porn but still porn...so if you want to talk about it I will be more than happy to share Does anyone watch any other kind of porn? I don't. Only thing missing was the midget minions of an alien cat with a sexy spaceship.

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