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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:15:35 AM   
Azonier


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oh...MINIONS!!!

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:22:31 AM   
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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:30:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: seekerofslut

In days of old
When knights were bold
and condoms not invented
they'd wrap a sock
around the cock
and babies were prevented.




OK.....with the link below this poem makes perfect sense


quote:

ORIGINAL: angelikaJ
Fuck Socks

edit to fix link


Take a close look at the ad.....you get three for the price of two

I get it!!


  

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:31:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: seekerofslut

In days of old
When knights were bold
and condoms not invented
they'd wrap a sock
around the cock
and babies were prevented.



That just plain sounds painful.

A tube sock as a condom.


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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:44:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I have never had sex while wearing socks. this just occurred to me! And I have some seriously great Betesy Johnson socks!

~adds sock sex to list~



Oh my......sex with socks! Needs to be white though!

How about socks and the old style converse sneakers!!!!!

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:46:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Can we please just talk about BDSM and sex, already? Jeez.

I'll start. Oh, wait...I'm not actually having any sex. Dammit. I got nothin'.




Well now.....let your imagination help a little here.

How would you want to have it? Enquiring minds want to do?

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:46:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

That just plain sounds painful.

A tube sock as a condom.



I am thinking lots and lots and LOTS of lube.

Of course there will be the problem of residual lint left behind.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:49:44 AM   
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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:51:02 AM   
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You are welcome.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:52:49 AM   
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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 11:03:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		I don't know about socks at all, but, if you don't get your pantyhose off first, it is some painful stuff.  Course, he might think ya a virgin and he is hitting a frontier that has never been explored too.




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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 11:34:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Aaaaaagh! Brainbleach for the lintroller visual!!


Well just think about the backdoor sex then......instead of white residuals now you have some serious Klingon issues!!!!

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 11:37:43 AM   
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I don't know about socks at all, but, if you don't get your pantyhose off first, it is some painful stuff.  Course, he might think ya a virgin and he is hitting a frontier that has never been explored too.




if its the only way you can get your toes to curl, have at it!!!
LOL

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 12:39:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kaliko
Can we please just talk about BDSM and sex, already? Jeez.

I'll start. Oh, wait...I'm not actually having any sex. Dammit. I got nothin'.

Apparently if you had enough sock puppets, you could have sex with yourself and even post a joint profile about it. 


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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 12:40:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

MEEEEN.


You flatterer you.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 12:42:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

I don't know about socks at all, but, if you don't get your pantyhose off first, it is some painful stuff.  Course, he might think ya a virgin and he is hitting a frontier that has never been explored too.




Now that reminds me of a moment in a Grand Prix about 33ish years ago. I think a pair of pantyhose kept me outta slut territory at too young an age.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 2:28:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		There are times when I don't get any sex if I don't have socks on. For some unknown reason, having a pair of ice blocks pretending to be feet put on him during an intimate moment ruins it for him. I have no idea why, snicker.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 5:39:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: peppermint

Which brings up the question.  It is real sex if you are doing it with toys?  Inquiring minds need to know. 



quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Sex with yourself is the realest sex evar!!



Oh, well then never mind. I'm having boatloads of sex.

And I have actually used socks. The ribbed kind.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 6:31:23 PM   
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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 6:34:07 PM   
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...sick, twisted, amputee related porn but still porn...so if you want to talk about it I will be more than happy to share

Does anyone watch any other kind of porn?  I don't.  Only thing missing was the midget minions of an alien cat with a sexy spaceship. 


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