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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 6:43:38 PM

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I thought we weren't allowed to talk about sex for fear someone would end up with their hand in their pants and not on their keyboard. But hey we fuck like porn stars...sick, twisted, amputee related porn, with a little sissy bitch boy added, but still porn...so if you want to talk about it I will be more than happy to share

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 7:01:30 PM

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 7:18:03 PM

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...sick, twisted, amputee related porn but still porn...so if you want to talk about it I will be more than happy to share

Does anyone watch any other kind of porn? I don't. Only thing missing was the midget minions of an alien cat with a sexy spaceship.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 7:22:45 PM

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In days of old
When knights were bold
and condoms not invented
they'd wrap a sock
around the cock
and babies were prevented.

That just plain sounds painful.

A tube sock as a condom.

"ribbed for her pleasure"

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 7:25:56 PM

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whats that joke, the package said.....ribbed for her pleasure, so I turned it inside out?

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 7:28:59 PM

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whats that joke, the package said.....ribbed for her pleasure, so I turned it inside out?

Sounds like something from either Steven Wright or Larry the Cable Guy.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 8:16:15 PM

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Tentacle pr0n yesssss

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 8:23:04 PM

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Tentacle porn :)

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 8:23:08 PM

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Adds Hibi to the list in her brain. Kalio and RS and Hibi sitting in a tree F***ing. Oh wait I'm not sure you can do what I was thinking in a tree hahaha.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 8:31:04 PM

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there's two bdsm porn places that are subscription only I'd love to sign up for, for a month based on the little teaser clips, but we both of us have things the money is needed for more than porn, so we may not.

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Can we please just talk about BDSM and sex, already? Jeez.

I'll start. Oh, wait...I'm not actually having any sex. Dammit. I got nothin'.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 8:31:15 PM

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I'm a fall risk, can we do it in a treeHOUSE?

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 9:06:12 PM

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No, but you can do it in my bedroom.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 9:07:22 PM

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Much better!

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 9:11:36 PM

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I'm not a mild guy.

Understatement of the year LOL.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 9:21:24 PM

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I'm with you, MIP, if I'm watching pron it has to be exotic, odd, glamourous, something that I'd never get to do for whatever reason. There should also be excellent fashions.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:49:05 PM

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You know Hibi one of the best ones I ever saw was actually about fashion(sort of) It had to do with all these very well dressed people. A catwalk. A dinner party. At one point in the film the dresses were ripped to little pieces as part of the "show" I really found it very entertaining. There was something about them builing up the getting all dressed up and than having it destroyed that amazed me. I can't really remember the sex, though there was a lot of it. But I'm odd.

*edit* beause it's late and I can't spell.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:56:50 PM

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I dont think Im old enough for this conversation

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/14/2012 10:58:31 PM

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There was a scene in Fashionistas where these latex gowns got shredded off the actresses! The waste was divinely transgressive!

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/15/2012 12:11:54 PM

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I realy wish I could remember what the film was called(does anyone actually call porn film, or is it just me) Anyway....it all started on the catwalk. The part about ripping the dresses up. The girls were holding glasses of something and one spilled one on the other(I wish my memory was better,I think it might have been blood) and it set of this reaction in the crowd of people. They sort of attacked the girls and ripped off everything they were wearing. Then there was a lot of screwing and I think a couple of them died. I remember there was a guy in a white tux that went through the whole thing without getting anything on himself then at the end there was this little drop on his shirt and he killed the woman he was screwing because somehow it was her fault. I'm going to have to go looking and see if I can figure out which film it was.

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RE: So tired of the sock puppet thing... - 1/15/2012 12:21:44 PM

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That sounds amazing.

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