tazzygirl -> RE: BDSM out of necessity? (1/15/2012 1:38:57 PM)
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Dear fat ass quivery legs, I'm so fat, I can't see who's sucking my cock down there anyway. At them wild BDSM sex parties, I just hope its a girl bobbing on my apple 'cause I'm homophobic. There was that one time at band camp, I caught a glimpse of a girl picking torn musty old pajamas out her teeth. Personally, I don't like dating people unless they smell like a dirty laundry hamper and have that look of desperation in their eyes. Do you have that look? If so, we could make a beautiful pair and you can come cook, wash my clothes (mostly torn jeans & jammies), keep the double wide clean and I'll let you blow me now and then. It would be a pefuckt BDSM type relationship. Yours in leather lifestyle, Master Lord Kalon Eric {edit type-o) Oh my!! Im all a flutter (prolly cus I had to run back to the screen after grabbing a big mac and im out of breath). You are the man of my dreams (I always wanted me one of them purdy trailers, and a double wide is a step up from mom's single. She had hopes her baby would do better than her and wow! You are making her dreams a reality) I would so gladly do your wash, and I am very adept at getting out the skid marks. No man of mine will be embarrassed to get into his truck drunk and get arrested. That strip search will find your tidy whities are clean and pearly white! And, wow, I get to blow you too? I cant blame you for only wanting blow jobs. Pushing my tummy flap out of the way to fuck would be way too much to ask. I am just honored you would ever consider me!!!! Lemme pack the trash bag and I will be all ready!!!!
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