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ResidentSadist -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:27:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Fornica

He said he's looking for a NEW cum slut.
I wondered if his old one quit and went to join the circus.
Or went to live on a retired cum slut farm?

New to him or new as in this year's model?  I don't think you can be a new cum slut... to be branded as a slut requires being judged by your actions, which in turn requires use. 

I serious think the OP meant to say they are looking for a "used" cum slut. 





MsLadySue -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:27:20 PM)

Woooooo hooooooo! Let the games begin.



MsLadySue -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:28:40 PM)

To him it would be a NEW used cumslut. Not that he'd know the difference.



myotherself -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:28:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven


When the United States invades Britain to being you to justice, you are going to be one very sorry bunny.



I'm volunteering to be first against the wall


*snickers*



Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:29:23 PM)

Bollocks dear chap, the USA will want to rejoin the union before that happens, we have way ttooooooo much fun invading other countries together:-)

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I'm assuming Cap'n Capslock is aware that he can file away until his little hands are blistered, but the UK doesn't give a flying fuck about his federal warrants?

*this thread is FUN!*


When the United States invades Britain to being you to justice, you are going to be one very sorry bunny.





Lucylastic -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:29:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I'm assuming Cap'n Capslock is aware that he can file away until his little hands are blistered, but the UK doesn't give a flying fuck about his federal warrants?

*this thread is FUN!*


When the United States invades Britain to being you to justice, you are going to be one very sorry bunny.


I dont think that skeers ANYONE:)



Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:31:20 PM)

I'm looking! can't find it. Am I warm or cold?
quote:

ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Woooooo hooooooo! Let the games begin.




myotherself -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:31:21 PM)

hundreds of fit men in uniform hunting for lil ol' me?

Sounds like hell....*coff*



Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:32:46 PM)

So how long exactly does it take these pasty skinned teen gamers to pop their zits?



myotherself -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:33:57 PM)

2 minutes to pop the zits.

20 minutes to scrape the gunk off the mirror.



Lucylastic -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:35:39 PM)

sharpening his crayons for more warrants



bighappygoth39 -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:37:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

So how long exactly does it take these pasty skinned teen gamers to pop their zits?


At least being a pasty skinned older gamer, I don't have to worry about popping zits... [8D]



Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:39:06 PM)

OMG are you in the military too?



Lucylastic -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:39:19 PM)

depends where the zit is tho
If hes trying to squeeze his head it might take a while



lizi -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:39:40 PM)

I'm just really chuffed that I had to go away and miss the interim posts from the OP that are now pulled, dang it. I'd have liked to see what his job is now (lawyer?). It's interesting that he pulled the SF avatar though. Isn't always fascinating how everything about him is exaggerated? The caps, 6'9", ripped, SF, 5 kids, dead wife, numerous cum sluts in different geographic locations, powerfucking, and now on duty for 36 HOURS STRAIGHT! He can't say a thing without inflating it to some ridiculous extreme. My bet is on a kid. An adult would understand reasonable plausibility a bit better. This is some little snotnose kid who thinks posturing in the bigger is better vein will make us accept what he's saying. If he IS an adult then I weep for whoever comes into contact with him.



SpiritedRadiance -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:43:18 PM)

*haz sadface* i miss all the fun having to sleep :(



Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:46:03 PM)

it has been comedy gold.



lizi -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:47:31 PM)

Well shoot, OP, get back in here and reply so those of us who missed out can catch up some!



thishereboi -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 2:54:22 PM)

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Which DI's scare recruits more?


Well I can't speak for anyone else, but for me it was the one who could tie a cherry stem with her tongue.[8D]



Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 3:03:33 PM)

Cherilynn fenn Twin Peaks, that was way hot



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