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xxblushesxx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:08:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Uhm...on your chest? (that was just a guess. I don't actually know. I have a blackberry) No...Forni said I was her new gf and I gots no bewb shot love from her. None. Not even a lil. =( I hate to break it to you, but Forni gets around. whispers I hear she has an Android. (you know about the Canadians with Androids, don't ya?)

Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:10:28 PM)
Well they are the best type, growers not showers, In their excited stage they do the job nicely & when not in use they can be tucked away nice & safe. You don't want a big flaccid cock flapping around if you are doing sports or using a chainsaw, that's just daft. quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine Sadly, most revert to acorns. quote: ORIGINAL: Yachtie From a little acorn does a giant oak grow.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:11:43 PM)
Anyway I need a cumslut who's up for some sword swallowing?

amaidiamond -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:13:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Anyway I need a cumslut who's up for some sword swallowing? How could we refuse :D

xXLithiumXx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:14:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Uhm...on your chest? (that was just a guess. I don't actually know. I have a blackberry) No...Forni said I was her new gf and I gots no bewb shot love from her. None. Not even a lil. =( I hate to break it to you, but Forni gets around. whispers I hear she has an Android. (you know about the Canadians with Androids, don't ya?) -sniffle- I guess I do now! -snifflesniffle-

xxblushesxx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:16:29 PM)
And anyway, did SHE ever have you over for dinner, huh, did she? Hmmmph!

xXLithiumXx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:17:29 PM)
No....it was never like that!! Lol.

amaidiamond -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:21:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx No....it was never like that!! Lol. You are ALMOST believable

xxblushesxx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:22:59 PM)
sigh [&o][:(]

xXLithiumXx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:25:58 PM)
She tricked me! She seduced me! She was.,..It MEANT NOTHING!!!! ( I am fucking rolling over here)

xxblushesxx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:29:43 PM)
It's ok. She's seduced many of us with her: gorgeous breasts beautiful hair sweet dimples lovely eyes rapier wit sigh [:(][&o]

Fornica -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:42:54 PM)
GASP! I'm not a hoe. Much. And i have an iPHONE. Crissy, you forgot the 6 kids, and massive dog.

Fornica -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:43:54 PM)
Aw baby. Don't be like that. You know you're oneof my main hoe. quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx She tricked me! She seduced me! She was.,..It MEANT NOTHING!!!! ( I am fucking rolling over here)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 3:47:48 PM)
What kind of dog? Can I get in on this hoe action?

Fornica -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 4:51:11 PM)
Hibbie, I've got some pix of the beast on my fb~ she's a 120lb great Pyrenees cross. eta~ I just posted them on your fb!

xxblushesxx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 5:06:49 PM)
perks!! Oh. Wait. I thought you said "breasts" not "beast". sighs [&o][:(]

xssve -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 5:29:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir Welcome OP! Can I play with you? I'm really good at Monopoly and Scrabble but I suck at chess. Suck chess is a good start, lose a pawn, suck a dick.

xssve -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 5:35:52 PM)
We could play a couple rounds of bonggammon first if you need to relax.

xXLithiumXx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 8:57:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica Aw baby. Don't be like that. You know you're oneof my main hoe. quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx She tricked me! She seduced me! She was.,..It MEANT NOTHING!!!! ( I am fucking rolling over here) Hrmph! No dinner and no bewbs! I find it hard to believe! Crissy at least gave me grilled meats!

Fornica -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/3/2012 4:50:18 AM)
Subs are so demanding. Check your mail in 2 mins.

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