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Fornica -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 5:37:37 PM)

1) I've been away for hours cuz it was my oldest child's birthday, and for some insane reason, I let her invite all 30 classmates. I would appreciate at least a text next time this happens, people. Birthdays are important, but something exciting was happening on the internet, dammit ;)
2) I am dying to know what posts I missed. Someone needs to start screenshotting this crap for those of us who miss the party. It can be a rotating shift.
3) I love that this got reported to feds
4) If niney comes to canada, may I join the orgy?





Hillwilliam -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 5:42:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

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I have indicated that possibility as well. I'm generally really good about getting underage females to come clean but I don't have as much luck with the male half....maybe because, except for friends, I don't email guys.


Wouldn't the initial ALL CAPS be indicative of an older person? Don't the youngsters know not to do this?

Us old farts are hard of hearing. That's why sometimes we type in all caps.




lizi -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 5:43:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

Wouldn't the initial ALL CAPS be indicative of an older person? Don't the youngsters know not to do this?


Good point which certainly could be true. But, everything this kid adopted was larger than life, maybe the caps were chosen precisely because it seemed to imply a power that the OP doesn't have yet. He also took the step of bolding the caps, it wasn't enough just to cap. So weird. Just seems like a kid inflating everything to biblical proportions so we'll just bow down and accept it instead of all this gosh-darned questioning. Got more than he bargained for, I'll say that.




amaidiamond -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 5:55:58 PM)

I think he's most likely run away crying




Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 5:57:13 PM)

He'll be back with another profile name. He got off on this.




amaidiamond -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 5:59:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

He'll be back with another profile name. He got off on this.



Maybe his 2nd cumslut (not the zombie the other one) or a Fed




outhere69 -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:00:44 PM)

Hey, so did I.  Best lulz I had all week!




kalikshama -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:02:56 PM)

This one was fun too: http://www.collarchat.com/m_4002417/mpage_1/tm.htm

Note - I started out feeling sorry for the OP but lost my sympathy after reading her blogs.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:04:12 PM)

Yeah Outthere, you guys are too young to remember but when the US railways were doing away with steam engines they sold tickets on a long straight & set 2 locomotives at full throttle to smash into each other flat out. It was reminiscent of the old films of the train wrecks.




LadyPact -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:05:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne
How about we test for emotional and mental maturity instead?

Well, I suppose you could, but if you did that, wouldn't you get lonely here all by yourself?[sm=cactus.gif]




MsLadySue -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:09:10 PM)

Hell yes Fornica ... the more the merrier and I'm sure Niney won't mind.




DaNewAgeViking -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:09:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

He'll be back with another profile name. He got off on this.

Oh goodie! We get to do this again?!
[sm=cheerleader.gif]




Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:16:45 PM)

Big grins at the thought.
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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Hell yes Fornica ... the more the merrier and I'm sure Niney won't mind.





MissImmortalPain -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:16:53 PM)

Oh my gosh that took a long time to read. I have nothing to add other than to answer the below question. He is typing on a cell phone and has predictive text on. A lot of kids are not bright enough to turn that stupid thing off.

quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

I have indicated that possibility as well. I'm generally really good about getting underage females to come clean but I don't have as much luck with the male half....maybe because, except for friends, I don't email guys.


Wouldn't the initial ALL CAPS be indicative of an older person? Don't the youngsters know not to do this?





Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:17:56 PM)

OMG I had to ask a teenager how to turn it off on my phone.
quote:

ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

Oh my gosh that took a long time to read. I have nothing to add other than to answer the below question. He is typing on a cell phone and has predictive text on. A lot of kids are not bright enough to turn that stupid thing off.

quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

I have indicated that possibility as well. I'm generally really good about getting underage females to come clean but I don't have as much luck with the male half....maybe because, except for friends, I don't email guys.


Wouldn't the initial ALL CAPS be indicative of an older person? Don't the youngsters know not to do this?







MissImmortalPain -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:19:53 PM)

Shut up before you blow my theory. Kids text with that thing on all the time. I have issues believing that anyone with any respect for language, english or any other, would use it.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:25:44 PM)

Sorry I'll keep schtum.




lizi -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:26:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

He'll be back with another profile name. He got off on this.


I don't know that he did. He was shot down every single time he put something out here. I can see him back under a new one to try and finally get us to respect him. That might give him some gratification. He'll put his foot in his mouth again though in the attempt.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:29:09 PM)

Does COD have fighter pilots?




lizi -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/20/2012 6:32:58 PM)

I don't play but googled it and COD Black OPs has something called an experimental fighter jet.




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