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MsLadySue -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 1:20:03 AM)
enchntdvixen ... what's the matter sweetheart, too embarrassed to show your profile after making such an ass of yourself with that ridiculous post?

xxblushesxx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 2:30:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen well sweety if you know so much about ghostman338 what is his m.o.s and what tats does he have ?? and what is his partens name ??? what side does he carry on ??? what is his i.p address ??????? if you know so much about the man these are all the things you should know otherwise you are the one who is a lier not he and you know that is true .and where did he go for training and what is his home base ???? and what is O.P real name hmmmmmmmmmm and where is he right now ???????????? by the way i am his cum slut and proud of it ghostman is my friend and my lover and my owner and has been long before his wife passed away so if you know so much about ghostman spill the beans otherwise monday morning the fun begins in federal civil court you see i for one will always stand by my man no matter what as he has stood by my side and one little bit bad news the pic you say was photoshopped is not photoshopped how can it be when that is ghostman the same man i will soon be married to in the pic notice his face is not clearly showing .You may not like ghostman but you will stop trying to run my soon to be husband into the ground one way or the other .every single of your attack post have been copied and the payday from a case like this will be my man can retire once and for all . giggle I am SO glad I wasn't taking a drink when I got to this one! (Dude, if you want plausibility, you have to learn to spell, and then post differently than you usually do. You can't even call this one a sock. More of a dollar store band aid actually.)

ResidentSadist -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 2:41:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx Mod 21, is it possible to make someone submit their i.d. in the event they may be a child? How about we test for emotional and mental maturity instead? LMAO I can just imagine that passing a psych profile to join the forums might limit the membership a bit?

myotherself -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 3:10:26 AM)
Well, having read this entire thread (stopping several times to wipe coffee off the monitor), I think I can safely say that 'ghostman' is a weedy boy who has never had sex with anything other than his (blistered and callused) right hand and who is permanently coughing from the sand that is forever being kicked into his greasy, suppurating face. Everyone calls him PeeWee, except his friends who call him...hang on a sec, he HAS no friends. Now where is that civil action? BRING IT ON!!! I fancy a holiday to the US [:D]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 3:22:35 AM)
hey vixey babes. Your beloved claims he is a light colonel so no tats. Officers don't really go for that crap. What side does he carry on. He carries his sidearm on the right. that is non negotiable although normal soldiers are able to be ambidextrous Special Forces aren't. & this is why. They are trained to a higher level of marksmanship, to sniper standard in fact, although the M16 is ambidextrous the sniper bangsticks such as the L1A1 aren't. You can purchase them in left handed but this is Federal procurement we are talking here. Please get it right otherwise you merely look like a wanky 12 year old. quote: ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen well sweety if you know so much about ghostman338 what is his m.o.s and what tats does he have ?? and what is his partens name ??? what side does he carry on ??? what is his i.p address ??????? if you know so much about the man these are all the things you should know otherwise you are the one who is a lier not he and you know that is true .and where did he go for training and what is his home base ???? and what is O.P real name hmmmmmmmmmm and where is he right now ???????????? by the way i am his cum slut and proud of it ghostman is my friend and my lover and my owner and has been long before his wife passed away so if you know so much about ghostman spill the beans otherwise monday morning the fun begins in federal civil court you see i for one will always stand by my man no matter what as he has stood by my side and one little bit bad news the pic you say was photoshopped is not photoshopped how can it be when that is ghostman the same man i will soon be married to in the pic notice his face is not clearly showing .You may not like ghostman but you will stop trying to run my soon to be husband into the ground one way or the other .every single of your attack post have been copied and the payday from a case like this will be my man can retire once and for all .

thishereboi -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 4:53:33 AM)
quote: Please get it right otherwise you merely look like a wanky 12 year old. I don't normally disagree with you, but I am going to have to call you on this one. I don't know jack shit about what guns the military uses and this guy still looks like a wanky 12 year old. I doubt knowing which guns are which is going to make it look any better.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 5:11:06 AM)
Dammit you got me there:-)

orimotis69 -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 5:24:36 AM)
Cum sluts, Aisle 3!!! Welcome to the forums.

DarkSteven -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 5:25:02 AM)
enchntdvixen, you sound like just the kind of cum slut that the OP said he was looking for. You might want to apply for the position he has open, which you are already filling. Unless, of course, he has someone more "flesh and blood" in mind.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 5:26:09 AM)
Which shop? I want one, is there a sale on? quote: ORIGINAL: orimotis69 Cum sluts, Aisle 3!!! Welcome to the forums.

searching4mysir -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 5:29:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen well sweety if you know so much about ghostman338 what is his m.o.s and what tats does he have ?? and what is his partens name ??? what side does he carry on ??? what is his i.p address ??????? if you know so much about the man these are all the things you should know otherwise you are the one who is a lier not he and you know that is true .and where did he go for training and what is his home base ???? and what is O.P real name hmmmmmmmmmm and where is he right now ???????????? by the way i am his cum slut and proud of it ghostman is my friend and my lover and my owner and has been long before his wife passed away so if you know so much about ghostman spill the beans otherwise monday morning the fun begins in federal civil court you see i for one will always stand by my man no matter what as he has stood by my side and one little bit bad news the pic you say was photoshopped is not photoshopped how can it be when that is ghostman the same man i will soon be married to in the pic notice his face is not clearly showing .You may not like ghostman but you will stop trying to run my soon to be husband into the ground one way or the other .every single of your attack post have been copied and the payday from a case like this will be my man can retire once and for all . You and his former wife must not be very good cum sluts if he is always looking to replace you. I might want to spend less time on message boards and more time focusing on my cum slut skills if I were you.

seababy -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 5:32:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir You and his former wife must not be very good cum sluts if he is always looking to replace you. I might want to spend less time on message boards and more time focusing on my cum slut skills if I were you. Oh Burn!

Hillwilliam -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 5:32:58 AM)
I predicted when this one started that we'd have a classic worthy of the Tap tap tap thread. looks like it still has that potential. Comedy Gold. What is he today? A fireman? Tomorrow, I'm betting cowboy By the end of the week, he'll have all the Village People covered. ETA we need a Y..........M..........C..........A emote. Where's Holly?

Yachtie -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 5:38:25 AM)
fr I see that the Energizer Bunny is working mightily. This thread is hysterical[8D]

JstAnotherSub -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 5:40:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen Jus.t for the record my Master is for REAL. I spent 9 days OF PURE BLISS BEING POWER FUCKED UNTIL I PASSED OUT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEMS HERE ARE BUT I ASSURE YOU HE IS FOR REAL AS AM I. He is the most amazing MASTER, MAN, SOULMATE< FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR I thought you were dead!

JstAnotherSub -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 6:00:35 AM)
ghostman [image]local://upfiles/633062/1A3535E145E743DEB6EBEAA8693B2B9E.jpg[/image]

DarkSteven -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 6:04:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub quote: ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen Jus.t for the record my Master is for REAL. I spent 9 days OF PURE BLISS BEING POWER FUCKED UNTIL I PASSED OUT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEMS HERE ARE BUT I ASSURE YOU HE IS FOR REAL AS AM I. He is the most amazing MASTER, MAN, SOULMATE< FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR I thought you were dead! You're getting confused. The guy was married to cum slut A, who died giving birth to their fifth child. While married, he had enchntdviven (cum slut B) as his piece on the side, because having a marriage and five children left him all kinds of spare time. After the untimely demise of cum slut A, he began looking for cum slut C because cum slut B cannot sate all his manly urges.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 6:08:43 AM)
You forgot he was also a Light Colonel in the Sf's & a federal agent

JstAnotherSub -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 6:17:29 AM)
quote: You're getting confused. Sadly, there is no "getting confused". I tend to stay that way! But, I think I get it. Tab A used to slip into Slot B, but Slot B fell in to Hole C and Tab B then hunted Slot C, who was really Slot D, in disguise. Then, Colonel Mustard killed them all in the lobrary, with a candlestick. Thanks Steven, you are so helpful!

Fornica -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/22/2012 6:27:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: enchntdvixen well sweety if you know so much about ghostman338 what is his m.o.s and what tats does he have ?? and what is his partens name ??? what side does he carry on ??? what is his i.p address ??????? if you know so much about the man these are all the things you should know otherwise you are the one who is a lier not he and you know that is true .and where did he go for training and what is his home base ???? and what is O.P real name hmmmmmmmmmm and where is he right now ???????????? by the way i am his cum slut and proud of it ghostman is my friend and my lover and my owner and has been long before his wife passed away so if you know so much about ghostman spill the beans otherwise monday morning the fun begins in federal civil court you see i for one will always stand by my man no matter what as he has stood by my side and one little bit bad news the pic you say was photoshopped is not photoshopped how can it be when that is ghostman the same man i will soon be married to in the pic notice his face is not clearly showing .You may not like ghostman but you will stop trying to run my soon to be husband into the ground one way or the other .every single of your attack post have been copied and the payday from a case like this will be my man can retire once and for all . [image]local://upfiles/1311353/C56239C64CA8476F998D0482C2D35D30.jpg[/image]

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