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Kaliko -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/27/2012 8:13:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: punisher440

Fr
I finally took the time to go back and read the "tap,tap,tap" tread[actual title HELP[not made up] and ghostman better up his game if he wants to beat that tread.Sick mom,a lesbian slave that wanted to bear his child,mute slaves,slaves sold by their Master father and polyamorous[the OP] had 3 slaves [so far as I've read] join CM to defend him.I am still trying to figure out how many slaves that guy was supposed to have....lol.And Fornica,if you go back and read that tread,you'll need a much bigger bag of popcorn.



Tap Tap Tap didn't do it for me.


Maybe I'll have to give it another try.




kalikshama -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/27/2012 8:38:27 PM)

Tap Tap Tap was a little difficult to follow, what with the walls of text and detours into delusion, but my stomach HURT when I was done!




xxblushesxx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/27/2012 8:38:51 PM)

You have to understand, that while it was unfolding, it was like a new box of *win* every time that guy posted. The story became more and more elaborate, and it just got funnier and funnier. At least it was at the time.
I still find it pretty funny though. [:D][:D]




Iamsemisweet -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/27/2012 11:19:10 PM)

I don't know. Doesn't 5 kids, a dead wife, several cum sluts that he is banging constantly, plus being special forces AND a lawyer beat sick mom, lesbian slaves, etc.? Or, maybe not, now that I think about it.
quote:

ORIGINAL: punisher440

Fr
I finally took the time to go back and read the "tap,tap,tap" tread[actual title HELP[not made up] and ghostman better up his game if he wants to beat that tread.Sick mom,a lesbian slave that wanted to bear his child,mute slaves,slaves sold by their Master father and polyamorous[the OP] had 3 slaves [so far as I've read] join CM to defend him.I am still trying to figure out how many slaves that guy was supposed to have....lol.And Fornica,if you go back and read that tread,you'll need a much bigger bag of popcorn.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/28/2012 3:10:34 AM)

Do you have Top Trump card games on your side of the pond?
You know one kid-Dodge Charger V8
Next kid wins with- Ferrari V12

Just thinking a fetish fantasy top trump game

First fantasist 3 wives.
Second wins with Light Colonel in Special Forces with one dead wife who's been resurrected as a cumslut.




Yachtie -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/28/2012 5:43:57 AM)

fr

I tried reading through tap tap tap and found it like driving around Chicago without a road map. I've never been to Chicago.




xxblushesxx -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/28/2012 5:45:08 AM)

No, the tapping and the translating, the mother slave with the daughter slaves, the brother of the bad guy who is a sheriff (natch) just added up to win. Gosh I miss those mute slaves...[&o][:o]




Fornica -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/28/2012 5:47:05 AM)

It was the willie that killed the thread, Hilly.
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Wow, I didnt realize that the last thing that happened on the cumslut thread before it was shelved was me giving forney a wet willie.





punisher440 -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/28/2012 5:49:48 AM)

And let's not forget,he wrote all this on enough meds to knock out an elephant[if you believe what the OP wrote...lol]




Ninebelowzero -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (1/28/2012 6:26:47 AM)

yes mate, I thought it was a cross between Twin Peaks & the Hills have fucking Eyes. (I read mutes as Muties, mutants. I'd been the pub)
quote:

ORIGINAL: Yachtie

fr

I tried reading through tap tap tap and found it like driving around Chicago without a road map. I've never been to Chicago.






tiggerspoohbear -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/1/2012 6:31:28 PM)

Thank you for bringing the thread back.  I'd missed it entirely and have been reading for 2 days now.  Lulz aplenty from everybody.  Now where's the ghostman? Do I get to apply then reject the application process?  Pleeeeeeeeease????? [;)]




ResidentSadist -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/1/2012 6:57:51 PM)

a 13 word OP turned into a 28 page thread

amazing




Yachtie -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/1/2012 7:02:04 PM)

From a little acorn does a giant oak grow.




Hillwilliam -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/1/2012 7:17:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

It was the willie that killed the thread, Hilly.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Wow, I didnt realize that the last thing that happened on the cumslut thread before it was shelved was me giving forney a wet willie.



My willie has killed a lot of things.

Just sayin' [;)]




outhere69 -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/1/2012 7:27:33 PM)

Wow.  Do you have warnings tattooed on that willy, Hilly?




Hillwilliam -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/1/2012 7:55:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: outhere69

Wow.  Do you have warnings tattooed on that willy, Hilly?

When it's soft, it says "Shorty"

When it's hard..... Shorty's bar and grill. 3407 State Street, Chattanooga, Tennessee. Tournaments in eight ball and nine ball on tuesdays and thursays except Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Now, if you'll believe that. I got a bridge I'll sell ya but it's still more believable than the OP's tale about his military service.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/1/2012 8:09:33 PM)

Full length written in braille Hilly? [:D]




FrostedFlake -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 2:13:48 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

It was the willie that killed the thread, Hilly.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Wow, I didnt realize that the last thing that happened on the cumslut thread before it was shelved was me giving forney a wet willie.



Yeah, well, at least I am off the hook. And now we all know the damage a wet willie can do.

(cough)




Fornica -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 6:23:55 AM)

No sweetie, I still blame you ;)







Fornica -> RE: hello looking for a new cum slut (2/2/2012 6:27:23 AM)

GUYS! THE CUMSLUTSEEKER WAS SPOTTED! I saw it on the news.



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