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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 8:19:25 AM

chatterbox24

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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

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Tell ya what, chatter, you can take every single stitch off and give me a BJ and I won't charge you a dime. I might even get YOU off if'n I'm feelin' sentimental.

Ha! Now I have "dumb dumb" on my forehead. If You agree to screen thru the most experienced slaves on this board, pass a very long extensive questioning test, are not diagnosed as overly sadist or a complete narciissist. I might say hi to you with my clothes on and 2 yrs later we will see if you are worthy of a blowjob

Basically I did think there was a different relationship element in the BDSM scene. "Live and learn" I see there really isn't. A good healthy relationship applies in both. Not sure why I thought that crap. lol.
One thing I have learned from reading is that with the right partner it can take on a different dynamic. I do believe BDSM people seem to be more open minded, and explorers. Can be more honest and upfront then alot of vanilla relationships, less hiding, more real. Of course there are always the ding dongs who mess up that theory.
Anyway, Im not even sure I fit in the BDSM category, and not sure about vanilla either. I do beleive there are those of us that fit in the category of SPICED VANILLA. The gray area.

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 8:38:54 AM

Hippiekinkster

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ORIGINAL: chatterbox24

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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

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Tell ya what, chatter, you can take every single stitch off and give me a BJ and I won't charge you a dime. I might even get YOU off if'n I'm feelin' sentimental.

Ha! Now I have "dumb dumb" on my forehead. If You agree to screen thru the most experienced slaves on this board, pass a very long extensive questioning test, are not diagnosed as overly sadist or a complete narciissist. I might say hi to you with my clothes on and 2 yrs later we will see if you are worthy of a blowjob

Honey, two years is a loooong time for me to be waitin'. I don't dare buy unripe bananas at my age.

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 10:27:30 AM

chatterbox24

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gotta adore a good sense of humor! I feel the same about bras......must have PUSH UP BRAS!

Now I do buy unripe banana's but we are buying bananas for two different reasons. DOes this classify one as a kinkster? lol

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 10:30:52 AM

tameeks

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what is HNG?

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 10:34:03 AM

searching4mysir

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ORIGINAL: tameeks

what is HNG?

Horny Net Geek

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 10:36:50 AM

xXLithiumXx

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ORIGINAL: tameeks

what is HNG?

Horny Net Geek

I am so glad that someone else asked. I was gonna, but forgot where I saw it.

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 10:43:17 AM

tameeks

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Ah, thanks ladies! I love learning new things

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 10:44:52 AM

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It also stands for:

Hi! Name's Godzilla!!!

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 2:07:34 PM

ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Traitors all of you. You're ruining this submissive with good advice! Now how is this guy gonna' get his house cleaned and his balls emptied for free?

You've heard of do it yourself?

Grab a dust pan and some lube, apply at users discretion.

A dust pan??? I must have been doing it wrong all these years.

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
How 'bout the old fashioned way? Dating?

Dating sounds like he would actually have to go out and stuff. sounds like work compared to having home delivery all this time.

I can't believe all the sane and rational advice in this thread. Where's the train wreck, the dumbass advice and idiotic misinterpretations of the OP. You guys are actually communicating effective advice.

It makes me sick to see you ruining this set up he had by giving the OP a wake up call.

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 4:18:29 PM

Hippiekinkster

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ORIGINAL: chatterbox24

gotta adore a good sense of humor! I feel the same about bras......must have PUSH UP BRAS!

Now I do buy unripe banana's but we are buying bananas for two different reasons. DOes this classify one as a kinkster? lol

I don't really think of bananas as kinky. Eggplants, however...

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/25/2012 4:51:17 PM

subsong

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Well, sounds like an absolutely ideal situation .... for HIM !!

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/26/2012 12:13:43 AM

alhamdullilah

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Yayyyyyy... He's back- always with such wisdom 'n wit to impart. And lucky me, I've got at least computer access again. Very cool; I'm so jazzed (and a little loopy cuz it's late!)

Okay, I'm sorry for my digressive outburst and meant no disrespect to the topic at hand. My subbie two cents: Men are always gettin' it somewhere, somehow... always. Didn't used to believe it. Then didn't used to believe in it. Now, I just believe it is what it is - the way of nature.

Great to see AnimusRex, all in touch with His fine Animal Self, posting again!

Glad to see lots of familiar, well, faces - so to speak.

With the hope that all are well and happy,

~llilah

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/26/2012 2:43:33 AM

MistrixMsE

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ORIGINAL: seababy

Then obviously he simply doesn't care about you except terms of your usefulness to him. Thats the bottom line isnt it?
He sounds like a narcissist.
Just because there is a strong attraction doesn't mean it a healthy or right relationship. The man I had the strongest attraction to in my life was completely toxic and I spent too many years in a soul crushing relationship thinking that such a strong attraction must mean something.

This... multiplied by 500. Major attraction does not make it a GOOD relationship...

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Sadist with a sense of humor... your predicament amuses me.

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/26/2012 4:00:02 AM

LaTigresse

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Indeed. Three of the most breathtakingly hot relationships I've had in my life were completely wrong. Each time I walked away knowing I was walking away from a field of landmines. Hot sex and wild animal passion does not trump everything else.

But it CAN destroy nearly everything else.

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/26/2012 5:25:57 AM

kalikshama

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what is HNG?

FYI, most of the abbreviations here can be found on http://www.urbandictionary.com/

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/26/2012 5:28:53 AM

tameeks

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

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what is HNG?

FYI, most of the abbreviations here can be found on http://www.urbandictionary.com/

I totally missed this post yesterday. Thank you for the link, I'll have to check that out because I've been scratching my head over a few posts thus far. Ha!

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/26/2012 5:34:32 AM

DarkSteven

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ALHAMDULLILAH!!!!!!!!

smoochsmoochsmoochsmoochsmoochsmoochsmoochsmooch

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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/26/2012 5:35:57 AM

kalikshama

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It was an absolute must in my workplace full of 20 somethings. I was forced to make up some in retaliation, such as WDGS and WDOS (What Does Google/Outlook Say.)

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/26/2012 6:22:52 AM

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RE: Master does not want sex - 1/26/2012 6:26:16 AM

tameeks

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Dovie, why are you abusing that poor dead animal?!!

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