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Awareness -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 2:55:21 PM)

  Not with that bag on your head.



chatterbox24 -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 2:58:30 PM)

How about I ROAR instead of meow? OR lick my wounded paws? Or scratch in my litter box? I tried to let it die, but the intoxicating insults luring me back in.

lol. I mean I know some of you really dont want me to leave but please there are better ways about it.

WOuld you beleive someone is cleaning MY HOUSE as we speak? vacuuming actually. I guess that where I got all the energy to clean his.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............................




Awareness -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:03:06 PM)

  Y'see, that's a problem right there.  Women thinking purring is sexy.

Purring is never sexy.  It makes a perfectly grown woman sound like an idiot.  The last woman to try and purr was Catwoman in a Batman series so camp it has its own float in the Rainbow Parade.  It's the kind of behaviour that instantly makes me think a woman has some form of mental illness.

Honestly, some women need a serious education on what is sexy to men.



chatterbox24 -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:07:34 PM)

I could be a pitbull bark then bite your leg off....how sexy is that? LMAO

I really am not feeling a bit submissive right now, i think I should drive to the ex's and slap his DOM ass is what I think! After I take my Prozac, xanax and lithuim.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:09:26 PM)

This has been funny. Not as funny as Fetl, but funny.

I am totally making those oxtails for me and my dad, I found some interesting recipes.



SailingBum -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:14:13 PM)

Yea I don't get it either. Her first post was "Im involved with a guy that wont have sex with me is that normal"? A week later she is like "Im a moron for paying him to suck his dick". Really??? <and to think it Only took 2 years for to figure this out> Overnight he turns into a "Bad Guy" <i guess his dick stopped tasting good> So turn up the cheering section chanting he is a moron and no good for you. Do anyone else see the irony here?

The question remains if he was such a asshole why stay with him for 2 years??? Truth is stranger than fiction. I'd love to hear his side of the story!

BadOne



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:17:06 PM)

What you think any of this is for reals, SailingBum?



Iamsemisweet -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:19:05 PM)

If I tell you what you want to hear, will you shut up about it?

OK, your Dom did you wrong.  No one would have realized that a relationship that consisted of you giving him blow jobs and cleaning his house was not perfectly normal.  You were not a naive idiot for putting up with it for two years.  You are not coming across as kind of crazy in your posts.  It doesn't make you look trashy that you are now dissing the man you were madly in love with two weeks ago on an internet forum. 

There, that should do it.  Now are you going to let it die?  Or are you going to send me another PM?
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ORIGINAL: chatterbox24

I tried to let it die, but the intoxicating insults luring me back in.





RedMagic1 -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:19:16 PM)

LH, I love oxtails.  As in, one of my top five favorite foods.  I will bow and scrape and be generally obsequious the next time I am near the Island of Misfit Toys.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:20:25 PM)

Do you have any good slow cook recipes? I havent had oxtails in YEARS but I live near a grocery that caters to the hispanic population so lots of cool meats!



SailingBum -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:22:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

What you think any of this is for reals, SailingBum?


Part of me says "There is a sucker born every minute". The other part says pulp fiction.

BadOne



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:23:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SailingBum


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

What you think any of this is for reals, SailingBum?


Part of me says "There is a sucker born every minute". The other part says pulp fiction.BadOne



And we're the gimp? [:D]

I figured we were being wound up for something, I was just enjoying the show. I admire ad-lib.



kalikshama -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:25:22 PM)

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Do you have any good slow cook recipes?


If you like putting in lots of effort (think grinding spices) this is the cookbook for you: http://www.amazon.com/Gourmet-Slow-Cooker-Simple-Sophisticated/dp/1580084893/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1327620144&sr=8-1

("Lots of effort" is relative...both the the beef burgundy and mole recipes are easier than the Joy of Cooking versions but do not confuse these crockpot cookbook recipes with ones that involve opening cans of soup and bags of tater tots.)

Particularly recommended for those who like to cook with wine.



Aileen1968 -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:25:53 PM)

Ya know....I've been thinking about this whole concept of paying him money, cleaning his house and then blowing him with nothing in return.
I clean his house. I do his laundry. I cook for him. I run errands for him. Basically I do whatever needs to be done to make his life easier.
He never lets me pay for a thing. He fucks me hard and often.
As a bonus he beats me, teases me, wraps himself around me when we sleep and is my very best friend and lover.

I think I'll take my deal every time. I didn't need to experience what the OP had for two years to know that it wasn't healthy and wouldn't lead to a happy end result.
It doesn't matter if it's a bdsm or vanilla based relationship.
There's a huge difference between being selfish, greedy and uncaring in a relationship and dominance.
Dominance can be loving and caring and sadistic.

How could she think it was normal? At 44?



kalikshama -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:26:22 PM)

<---- cooks for sex!



RedMagic1 -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:27:32 PM)

Oxtails (or smoked pork neck bones), 1 bag frozen mixed vegetables, 1 packet Goya seasoning with coriander (or 1 cube beef bullion and fresh minced cilantro), 1 chopped yellow or white onion, 3 parsnips peeled and cubed, 2 cups water or beef broth, 1 can stewed tomatoes (esp. Muir Glen).  Cook 8 hours on low.

This may be "general knowledge," but I discovered on my own that if I substituted parsnips for potatoes in stew-type dishes, I got a much sweeter and more exotic taste.  If you love potatoes, maybe 50/50 potatoes and parsnips.



chatterbox24 -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:29:38 PM)

Yeah it might have took me awhile (OKAY A LONG WHILE) to make the realization but wasnt that the point? That i see it? Hell I already knew deep down but I loved the guy and I still do ALOT.

ANd he has some great charming qualities, or i never would have found him attractive but he is a user, a taker, its just his way. I let him do it. BUt now I dont.
He wasnt willing to give back, he fed me crumbs though to keep me coming back, but damn two yrs he wasnt gonna perform .....its all been discussed.

ITs been a good thread, and I was letting it die until I was insulted , most people do have a come back for an insult.

If I call you a douche, mental ill, moron, idiot, frumpy, etc do you go cry? [sm=binky.gif][sm=Groaner.gif] Hold on have to finish my prescription so i can be more mentally balanced.....[sm=adminwatch.gif]



kalikshama -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:40:15 PM)

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most people do have a come back for an insult.


Or one can walk away on the high road.



Kaliko -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:42:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Awareness


Honestly, some women need a serious education on what is sexy to men.



I would say something about needing to be schooled, but apparently we're not supposed to flirt.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/26/2012 3:43:01 PM)

Sounds great, RM! I like parsnips I only had them for the first time last week. Not a really Italian food, parsnips.



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